Announcing The Independent Reader's Association Awards

[Dixon Carter Lee]

[size=+2]THREADMASTERS STATEMENT OF INTENSE[/size]

This is the SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE “Story Feedback” thread.

The purpose of this thread is to identify and honor those authors who entered a LITEROTICA “Special Contest” that I could have won if I wanted to except the sun was in my eyes.

In the past many readers have complained that the OFFICIAL LITEROTICA awards do not truly reflect the Will of the People. So I contacted Will and he said, "Bring it, Bitch!"

So the INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION was born (and the IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY can suck it). In each contest the stories that receives the MOST FRIENDS SUCKERED INTO GIVING IT HIGH RATING will win an award! Probably a shrubbery. Something nice, placed here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle.

We of course welcome feedback (on this thread and to the winners directly) from LITEROTICA'S reading public. And by WE I mean ME, because everyone else has drunk the Kool-Aid of Reality and said "no" to living in my lair. And by LAIR I mean my sister's guest room.​

Grabby
President
Independent Readers Association

 

[andtheend]

[size=+2]THREADMASTERS STATEMENT OF INTENSE[/size]

This is the SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE “Story Feedback” thread.

The purpose of this thread is to identify and honor those authors who entered a LITEROTICA “Special Contest” that I could have won if I wanted to except the sun was in my eyes.

In the past many readers have complained that the OFFICIAL LITEROTICA awards do not truly reflect the Will of the People. So I contacted Will and he said, "Bring it, Bitch!"

So the INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION was born (and the IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY can suck it). In each contest the stories that receives the MOST FRIENDS SUCKERED INTO GIVING IT HIGH RATING will win an award! Probably a shrubbery. Something nice, placed here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle.

We of course welcome feedback (on this thread and to the winners directly) from LITEROTICA'S reading public. And by WE I mean ME, because everyone else has drunk the Kool-Aid of Reality and said "no" to living in my lair. And by LAIR I mean my sister's guest room.​

Grabby
President
Independent Readers Association

May I play? Where to I sign to compete?

 

[Guest]

these ex writers are geniuses...

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=220&dateline=1269012731 QUOTE miss Dixie lee

The purpose of this thread is to identify and honor those authors who entered a LITEROTICA “Special Contest” that dixie could have won if she wanted to except she has writers block.

So the INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION was born. In each contest the unwritten stories that receives the MOST FRIENDS SUCKERED INTO GIVING IT HIGH RATING will win an award! Probably a shrubbery. With little Dixie cups for ornaments.

Dixie

 

[Guest]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=220&dateline=1269012731
a genius in his own mind

I knew we were going to see you back here in Story Feedback land miss Dixie!

You liked it didn’t you? Finally having somebody post on one of your threads. I mean what is this? The fourth thousandth thread you’ve started? And finally, after moving from GBland to over here, you’ve finally found an audience.

And what an original idea! With ideas like this it’s a wonder you can’t come up with plots anymore.

Now we’ll have three Contest Prize awarding bodies. Some people might find that too many but I say we need even more.

I mean just look at the movies. They have the Oscars, the MTV Awards, the Critics Choice Awards, the IFC Awards, they have Cannes and the Palme D’Or, and they even have the Croatian Critics Awards.

There’s room for everyone.

So we’ll have the:

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS AWARDS[/SIZE].
They’ll sorta be like the Oscars. Big time.

Then we’ll have the:

[size=+2]LITEROTICA AWARDS[/SIZE].
They’ll be the Cannes of erotic writing.

Then we’ll have the:

[size=+2]DIXIE LEE “WRITERS BLOCK” INVITATIONAL AWARDS[/SIZE].
Which will be special in their own way. It’ll be the unwritten stories our readers will be asked to vote on.

And just think miss andtheendless, if we ever manage to have 34 different contests up and running, you’ll be able to enter one story in each!​

[size=+2]gabby[/size]

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up doll suit, one of his many alts.

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but the usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

The LITEROTICA AWARDS are real.

The Independent Reader's Association Awards is Dixon Carter Lee's own special way of poking fun at Scouries and his pretentious self made list.

 

[andtheend]

http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=220&dateline=1269012731
a genius in his own mind

I knew we were going to see you back here in Story Feedback land miss Dixie!

You liked it didn’t you? Finally having somebody post on one of your threads. I mean what is this? The fourth thousandth thread you’ve started? And finally, after moving from GBland to over here, you’ve finally found an audience.

And what an original idea! With ideas like this it’s a wonder you can’t come up with plots anymore.

Now we’ll have three Contest Prize awarding bodies. Some people might find that too many but I say we need even more.

I mean just look at the movies. They have the Oscars, the MTV Awards, the Critics Choice Awards, the IFC Awards, they have Cannes and the Palme D’Or, and they even have the Croatian Critics Awards.

There’s room for everyone.

So we’ll have the:

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS AWARDS[/SIZE].
They’ll sorta be like the Oscars. Big time.

Then we’ll have the:

[size=+2]LITEROTICA AWARDS[/SIZE].
They’ll be the Cannes of erotic writing.

Then we’ll have the:

[size=+2]DIXIE LEE “WRITERS BLOCK” INVITATIONAL AWARDS[/SIZE].
Which will be special in their own way. It’ll be the unwritten stories our readers will be asked to vote on.

And just think miss andtheendless, if we ever manage to have 34 different contests up and running, you’ll be able to enter one story in each!​

[size=+2]gabby[/size]

I rather like that, Andtheendless, as I am quite prolific to even consider taking on the task of writing 34 full and individual stories in one contest. It's a challenge, but I think that I can do it. I've had a great teacher in Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter.

You don't realize how prolific and talented he is. A very special guy (and modest), he extolls my virtue, talent, and creativity by complimenting all that I write, which is why I allow him to post my stories on his web site, as his own.

Some call it plagiarism, but I call it love. I love the man. I do. He's a saint. As far as I'm concerned he's one of the greatest writers on this site, behind, Scouries, Sarahhh, and SamuelX.

 

[TxRad]

I rather like that, Andtheendless, as I am quite prolific to even consider taking on the task of writing 34 full and individual stories in one contest. It's a challenge, but I think that I can do it. I've had a great teacher in Freddie, Bostonfictionwriter.

You don't realize how prolific and talented he is. A very special guy (and modest), he extolls my virtue, talent, and creativity by complimenting all that I write, which is why I allow him to post my stories on his web site, as his own.

Some call it plagiarism, but I call it love. I love the man. I do. He's a saint. As far as I'm concerned he's one of the greatest writers on this site, behind, Scouries, Sarahhh, and SamuelX.

Keep laying on the bullshit Freddie, no ones believing you anyway.

More lies and bullshit to cover up the first lies and bullshit.

 

[Guest]

QUOTE moi Now we’ll have three Contest Prize awarding bodies. Some people might find that too many but I say we need even more.

Besides the three we already have there are other possibilities that people have suggested. Like the:

[size=+2]MOONMAN “BREAK AT LEAST ONE RULE” AWARDS[/SIZE].
Every story will have to break at least one contest rule and the author has to suck up to D.K. to get the story accepted anyway.

And what about this idea that was submitted by an English reader:

[size=+2]JAYMAL’S “WHEN IS A CHAPTER NOT A CHAPTER” AWARDS[/SIZE].
Only jaymal knows…

So, including the following three we’re now up to 5 different award granting bodies.

[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS AWARDS[/SIZE].
They’ll sorta be like the Oscars. Big time.

[size=+2]LITEROTICA AWARDS[/SIZE].
They’ll be the Cannes of erotic writing.

[size=+2]DIXIE LEE “WRITERS BLOCK” INVITATIONAL AWARDS[/SIZE].
Which will be special in their own way. It’ll be the unwritten stories our readers will be asked to vote on.​

Do you dear SFers have any other ideas? If so please send me youur feedback...

[size=+2]gabby[/size]

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is Scouries in a blow up rubber doll suit, one of his many alts.

Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but the usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a contest, he makes up his own list of winners.

The LITEROTICA AWARDS are real.

The Independent Reader's Association Awards is Dixon Carter Lee's own special way of poking fun at Scouries and his pretentious self made list.

The rest of the crap listed in the post above is just crap, lies, and bullshit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LITHUANIAN CHEESE DAY CONTEST 2010​

On behalf of my boss and all of us associated with the INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION I'd like to announce the winners of this month's contest as chosen by three hundred of my alts, except for InvertedPenis879 to whom I'm not speaking.

DIXIE'S 2010 LITHUANIAN CHEESE DAY CONTEST WINNERS

“I Finally Get Bush” by BusyBody

“Call Me Dick” by Ishmael

“Anal, Schmanal” by John Doe

“No Story, Just Pics of Bungholes” by Ginny

“Roman Polanski's Baby” by BusyBody

“What do you mean I have no tits and a tight box? Get off my back!” by Karen Kraft​

Grabby
President
Independent Readers Association

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The Independent Reader's Association Awards is Dixon Carter Lee's own special way of poking fun at Scouries and his pretentious self made list.

I also actually poke her.

 

[TxRad]

I also actually poke her.

Ewwwww

It's actually a him, ya know. Well, sort of. If you like basements and dirty underwear.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ewwwww

It's actually a him, ya know. Well, sort of. If you like basements and dirty underwear.

I go back and forth on the pronouns. I blame Grammar Rock.

 

[theravenfox]

Now I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla,
And I could say that "Rufus found a kangaroo
That followed Rufus home
And now that kangaroo belongs...
To Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla."
Whew! I could say that, but I don't have to!
Because I got pronouns, I can say,
"He found a kangaroo that followed him home
And now it is his."
You see, "he", "him" and "his" are pronouns
Replacing the noun "Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla",
A very proper noun,
And "it" is a pronoun replacing the noun "kangaroo"!

Now come on...

Now Rufus has a sister named Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla,
If she found a kangaroo I'd say to you
"She found a kangaroo that followed her home
And now it is hers."
But I can't say that...
'Cause she found an aardvark
That fell in love with her and they're so happy.

And my name is Albert Andreas Armadillo
{No relation to the Sarsaparillas...}
Because of pronouns I can say
"I wish she would find a rhinoceros for me,
And we'd be happy."
You see, a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun.
'Cause saying all those nouns over and over
Can really wear you down.

Now I could tell you "Rafaella Gabriela
and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and
Albert Andreas Armadillo found
An aardvark, a kangaroo and a rhinoceros.
And now that aardvark and that kangaroo
And that rhinoceros belong respectively to:
Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla
And Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
And Albert Andreas Armadillo."
Whew! Because of pronouns I can say, in this way,
"We found them and they found us,
And now they are ours and we're so happy!"
{Thank you pronoun!!}
You see, a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun.
'Cause saying all those nouns over and over
Can really wear you down.

Sometimes when we take them all on the bus,
People really raise a fuss.
They start shouting out loud pronouns at us, like:
"*Who* brought that rhinoceros on the bus?" and
"*What* made that horrible noise?" and
"Which one of 'em's getting off first?"
"Who", "what" and "which" are special pronouns
That can ask a question
In the sense where you do not know the name of the noun.

But I know!

I have mine and she has hers and he has his,
Do you have yours?
They love us and we love them.
What's ours is theirs, that's how it is with friends.
And pronouns, you are really friends. Yeah!
'Cause saying all those nouns over and over
Can really wear you down.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's great. Now I have to start a Schoolhouse Rock thread on the GB.

 

[theravenfox]

Glad I could help.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There should be an Erotic Rock.

"Clitoris Junction, what's your function?
Licking up pussy without compunction."

 

[theravenfox]

There should be an Erotic Rock.

"Clitoris Junction, what's your function?
Licking up pussy without compunction."

It would be a boon to sex ed classes all over the country!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There should be an Erotic Rock.

"Clitoris Junction, what's your function?
Licking up pussy without compunction."

There was, back in the day...

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention (hard to do better than Dynamo Hum)

The Fugs (Skinflowers and Slum Goddess are classics)

Cyndi Lauper's paean to masturbation, She Bop

Madonna's metaphor of fellatio, Like a Prayer...

and the list can go on, even, I'm sure, through the whole history of Rock...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There was, back in the day...

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention (hard to do better than Dynamo Hum)

The Fugs (Skinflowers and Slum Goddess are classics)

Cyndi Lauper's paean to masturbation, She Bop

Madonna's metaphor of fellatio, Like a Prayer...

and the list can go on, even, I'm sure, through the whole history of Rock...

Rock has songs about fucking? Get the hell out.

Not what I was talking about, but thanks. If you'd like to point out that clouds are white now, I'll listen.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

OKTOBERFEST CONTEST 2010

The INDEPENDENT READERS ASSOCIATION would like to announce the winner of this month's Oktoberfest contest.
This was an unannounced contest. If you wanted to enter, suck it.

WINNER

“And Then She Turned Into a Beer” by Dixon Carter Lee​

Grabby
President
Independent Readers Association
(A Real Official Thing)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Rock has songs about fucking? Get the hell out.

Not what I was talking about, but thanks. If you'd like to point out that clouds are white now, I'll listen.

Sorry, Dixon, they ain't white. water is colourless, ya know. That jes' be relected light you be seein'...

 

[scouries]

QUOTE http://forum.literotica.com/image.php?u=220&dateline=1269012731
OKTOBERFEST CONTEST 2010

WINNER

“And Then She Turned Into a GIRL” by Dixon Carter Lee

Wow! I’m so proud of you Dixie. In fact all of us at ScouriesWorld are proud of you. We all knew that some day you’d get over your blocks.

I’m pretty sure that miss muffins throwing you over, while it may have hurt when it happened, was the catalyst in allowing you to write again.

Okay it was a childrens book (ages 2-4) that you won for. But that shouldn’t take away from your accomplishment. You won something. At last!

I told you we'd get you writing again...​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries, he's being spoofed and doesn't even realize it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Poor scouries, he's being spoofed and doesn't even realize it.

He's just pissed because he's never won an IRA award -- the only official non-official award at Literotica.