Annonymous

[SweetWitch]

Thanks for your support

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for all your kind support. I'm glad my stories can touch you.

SW.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

You're an honest girl, Jenny
08/30/06 By: Anonymous in USA
As your signature line suggests - You do write tripe.

Here are a few pointers:
Learn to spell
Learn to speak English
Think about something plausible
Write by all means but get an editor

Dear Anonymous,

You are quite correct, I am honest about my tripe. However, your pointers are as ignorant as you seem to be.

I just ran the story through spell check again 5 minutes ago and there are no misspellings. The dialogue is in vinacular so you do get terms like "gotta" and such. That's the way people talk.

I speak english quite well enough to have a Master's Degree, thank you very much.

My assumption is the story is very plausible since it happens to be a true incident that occured on September 23rd, 2004 to someone I know. The story was even in the local newspaper as I still have the clipping.

The story was reviewed by two different editors.

I'm so sorry you weren't able to jack off to what you thought was going to be some small minded gang bang story. But that's the way it goes. The story is what the story is. It's a RAPE story. It's ugly. It's supposed to be ugly. This story was not written for your self-gratification. I suggest you find someone elses story to pound your under-developed little penis too. Get it?

The fact that you wish to stay "Anonymous" tells me much about the low life you are. The fact that you cannot accept the story for what it is tells me even more. So, that said. Fuck off and die, asshole.

Sincerely,

JJ

 

[Aurora Black]

*bites lip, giggles*

 

[SweetWitch]

From the Bitch

My Dear Friend Anonymous,

Thank you once again for reading my story and taking the time to list a few comments. Allow me to address some of those comments:

First, I'm sorry that the opinions and thoughts of a mere female upset you so. It makes me wonder if you might be among those few remaining males of the species that still drags his knuckles on the ground. I surely hope not but it seems to me that you would prefer that all good little girls remain cooperative with your agenda of having us barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. It’s just a thought.

Second, is it really necessary to degrade other writers every chance you get? You took the opportunity while commenting on my story to rip into the author you called Ohio and the one called Leapyearguy, among other unnamed authors.

Third, kudos to you for being a better man than the one in The Break-up. I’m sure your wife considers herself to be the luckiest woman in the world.

Fourth. Honey, really. It was very difficult to understand the thoughts you were trying to convey. Grammar, semantics and punctuation are really not your strong-suit. Perhaps a trip back to the classroom is in order. Hopefully you are not home-schooling your very fortunate and well-loved children.

And fifth, I beg to differ. Maybe he didn’t realize it but he did screw another woman in front of his wife. Do you honestly mean to tell me that it was ok for him to mess around on her as long as he kept her ignorant of the fact? Please.

Best regards,

The Bitch, a.k.a. SweetWitch.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you so much for being quite unlike the other persons operating under your name. Your kind PC is very much appreciated, and your generous encouragement deeply felt.

Yours,

Shanglan

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Dear Anon,

Thank you for the review of my story, Second Chance. I am utterly destoryed that you did not find it to your personal satisfaction (whatever you meant by that).

I am somewhat confused though. Nowhere in the story is iether there any mention of the setting being in Los Angeles (which it's not) or is there any character in the story named either James or Shelly. This leads me to wonder who's story you were reading when you selected to send your delightfully negative feedback.

In the future I would suggest when you see my name on a story you either simply pass it by or go back to first grade and learn to read.

Sincerely,

JJ

 

[SweetWitch]

Good to see you again

Hey, Buddy!

It's getting so my day is not complete unless I know that you have read one of my stories. So glad you like The Long Road but I still think it's bad form to use one writer's stories as a forum to rip into another writer.

Oh, and congratulations for hitting the spell-check button. This one was much easier to decipher.

SW.

 

[Darkniciad]

This message contains feedback for: Darkniciad
About the submission: LST3K- Small Town Screw
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Sorry...could not read the entire thing. Your collective conceit and stupidity
obscured all other aspects of the writing. You both should be ashamed.

Hmm, guess that means you didn't get to the end to discover it was my own crappy decade old story I was ripping to shreds in such a conceited manner then, oh wise wizard and defender of reeking erotica?

Thanks for the compliment on the original story though, defending its honor against mine most uncouth and villanous attack means that if I run out of real ideas, I can churn out literary heaps of parrot droppings to the glowing praise of anonymous!

*chuckles* these numbskulls actually waste what few brain cells they have left that aren't tarred up in malted hops and bong resin to type up something like this and prove what idiots they are.

Obscured all other aspects of the writing? Good grief, two lines into that story you can smell it. There's no aspect of it that shouldn't be obscured.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/Darkniciad/lmao.gif

Tell you what, anonyanus, I'll keep writing, and you keep masturbating to the Young Miss section of the Sears Catalog dreaming of the day when you'll get a promotion to head janitor at the local elementary school.

Have a nice day!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

it's a race thing
09/07/06 By: Anonymous
it had nothing to do with any intelligent thinking on the woman's part.

she just likes Black men, particularly that guy.

this "last forever" of course, will last as long as he doesn't start cheating again or give her weekly black eyes for questioning his activities,,,

some women (white women) are into this kind of fetish. like some Black men, too, are into this white-woman thaing: they all think it's just so romantic and it's gonna last forever and ever.

but when the morning breaths started going sour, when the new wears old, when the excitment wears thin, with her kids nagging and HIM being resentful and cheating again, she'd find out how romantic this "forever" nonsense is,,,

it's only a "fiction," of course. i've seen plenty of real white women into this kind of "romance" and who'd date only Black men. from what I'm able to see, their lives aren't that rosey.

now, if you HAPPEN to come a cross a nice guy in the park, at work, etc. and both of your are not attached and you form a friendship and it further develops,,,, and he happens to be Black and she White, no problem here,,, but the fetish thing,,, it's a very sorry sight after a while, for the women,,,,

Dear Anon,

I apprecieate your obvious hatred for inter-racial stories. So, why, may I ask did you bother to read mine?

It would be helpful in the future if you learned to CAPITALIZE and PUNCTUATE. Spelling and Grammar wouldn't do you much harm either. It make your stupidity so much easier to decipher.

Now, where in that story does it ever say this woman only likes black men? I've read the story several times, believe me, and am unable to find where I wrote anything like that. In fact, except for two words in different parts of the story and the fact that it was placed in the Inter-Racial Catagory you wouldn't even have known he was black.

I'm so glad your drugged out memory was long enough to quote from a 5 & Dime greeting card ("but when the morning breaths started going sour, when the new wears old, when the excitment wears thin, with her kids nagging and HIM being resentful and cheating again, she'd find out how romantic this "forever" nonsense is,,,") but in the future please don't waste my time and get to the point.

Finally, where in the world did you come up with the misconception that this was a "fetish" story? I believe you have been watching way too many Saturday morning TV shows to ever bother to comment again in Literotica.

Not get this. This story is about two people who break up and meet again years later. It happens he is black and she is white. There are no whips, chains, floggers, nipple clamps or anything of the sort. If and when I get around to writing a "Fetish" story, it will be, I'm sure, about nut-nailing you to a board. I will make sure you are the first to know.

For the time being I suggest you put your tiny little wee wee back in your pants and go to the LegoLand Website where you belong.

Thank you for your moronic prattle.

JJ

 

[rgraham666]

Just got this via e-mail.

About the submission: Embrace
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

I couldn't stop reading. Truly a work of art.
Fantastic work Rob. Bravo.

Thanks.

But who are you? I gather you're someone from the board but there aren't enough clues for me to guess who.

Let me know so I can offer proper thanks.

 

[SweetWitch]

The Long Road

Long enough
09/10/06 By: Anonymous in Canada
Okay darlin'.....we've waited long enough for the next chapter....so write already.....love the story but need more of it....Ole Reb,Erotic Stories.com







Reb,

Thank you for the vote and the compliment. The second chapter is done but I have to find a new editor. Working on it, darlin'.

SW

 

[rgraham666]

First comment this particular story received in over two years.

Sheezh!
09/09/06 By: Anonymous in UK
What a lot of nothing.

Thank you. That was very helpful. I do enjoy receiving concise remarks that help me improve the content and style of my work.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

On the story, Horticultural Sex

""He laid me down in green pastures"
09/11/06 By: Anonymous
Forkin'hell, I'm green with envy "

Thank you. I'm all smiles

JJ

 

[smy3th]

I just want to say that this thread makes my day. I was slightly annoyed by a couple of comments from that really busy guy/gal/dog Anonymous, who seems to comment on almost every story that gets posted. It's nice to see I am not alone. I am however, insufficiently witty to compete with the many hilarious posts on this thread. I do wonder though why the guy/gal/dog can't just leave his fuckin nickname in his/her comments.

p.s. to Anonymous: If you have such originality as to be able to write stories with no element of similarity to anything else ever written or published, I trust you will put that originality to better use than writing anonymous comments.

 

[SweetWitch]

Sigh...

Quoting: NOT nearly as good as Chapt 1 -- but not bad
09/17/06 By: Anonymous
This chapter is not nearly as good as Chapter 1. There is NO explanation as to why the sadistic nazi like husband would leave the ring in the bedroom while they were sleeping after sex.... yet go out and kills all of Clay's dogs and cats is a Major problem... since this is a psychological thriller.


Lets talk about the Hero -- CLAY. It seems probable to me that in the next chapters... the author will reveal that Clay is an ex solider... ex green beret or ex Navy Seal or some such thing and therefore is capable of fighting back in covert action against the evil husband's empire.

Well thats fine... but here the problem . IF Clay has such experiences & skills he certanly did NOT show them in how he reacted.

Clay KNOWS how powerful the husband is...

The ring shows up in Clay's bedroom while they were sleeping... his Dogs are dead .. his car busted up... the phone lines cut... so what does Clay do? he takes 1 small handgun and He decides that he and the wife are going to WALK out there ...into the open and make himself subject to an ambush?!?!?!?

You cannot be serious ....

Clearly Clay MUST know -- IF he indeed has this sort of training / background -- that several BAD guys at his farm/ location.

Perhaps I am going off here in the wrong direction BUT if the author shows that Clay does have military epcuial forces or CIA backgrnd training-- Clay's actions at the famr house would look really STUPID and out of character


Dear Anon,

No, Clay does not have any military background, he's a farmer...Duh! If you have any knowledge of farm folk at all you would know that they are a breed apart; independent, determined and, at times, downright vicious when crossed or defending those they love. Clay made one, near-fatal error: he underestimated his opponent.

And, yes, there is an explanation for the ring's showing up on the bedside table. The sadistic husband loves to play mind games...I had thought that point had been clearly stated in the passage, "She knew beyond all doubt that HE was there, lurking somewhere nearby, waiting. She was too well acquainted with his games. She knew that this was sport, an evil entertainment that would end in sadistic punishment," as well as a few other areas of the story.

I'm sorry you didn't find the story without flaws but a story without flaws would be perfection. I do not right perfection. I wrote about humanity.

Thank you for taking the time to read and comment on my story and I hope you find your next victim to be more to your taste.

SweetWitch.

 

[Guest]

SW love, just remember, some of these people don't READ, they skim, and in doing that, unless the facts of the story are bolded, they don't get them. I thought the same thing as you when I saw that comment. And added an additional BONEHEAD.

 

[SweetWitch]

Heh heh

SW love, just remember, some of these people don't READ, they skim, and in doing that, unless the facts of the story are bolded, they don't get them. I thought the same thing as you when I saw that comment. And added an additional BONEHEAD.

But it still feels good to vent...lol.

SW

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

SW,

Some of these people don't even skim. They read the first few lines and send their moronic percesptions and misconceptions. I got one where Anon bitched about characters and occurances that weren't even in any of my stories.

<shaking head>

 

[SweetWitch]

Yep

SW,

Some of these people don't even skim. They read the first few lines and send their moronic percesptions and misconceptions. I got one where Anon bitched about characters and occurances that weren't even in any of my stories.

<shaking head>

I saw your comments on that one, Jenny. I laughed my hiney off at what you told him/her.

All of this makes me feel a bit sorry for Anon. The feeble-witted comments coupled with the complete misunderstanding of plots and characters leads me to believe that we are dealing with many persons who are not only fairly illiterate but may also be suffering from some mental disability. No wonder he/she/they don't identify themselves. I think these persons need our sympathy.

Thanks for the solidarity!

SW

 

[Guest]

I saw your comments on that one, Jenny. I laughed my hiney off at what you told him/her.

All of this makes me feel a bit sorry for Anon. The feeble-witted comments coupled with the complete misunderstanding of plots and characters leads me to believe that we are dealing with many persons who are not only fairly illiterate but may also be suffering from some mental disability. No wonder he/she/they don't identify themselves. I think these persons need our sympathy.

Thanks for the solidarity!

SW

You're a much better person than I. I would rather see them hanging from a clothesline by their balls, dipped in honey and hanging over an ant hill. But to each their own...

 

[LadyCibelle]

You're a much better person than I. I would rather see them hanging from a clothesline by their balls, dipped in honey and hanging over an ant hill. But to each their own...

You know what, Danie, I really love the way your mind works!

 

[S-Des]

SW,

Some of these people don't even skim. They read the first few lines and send their moronic percesptions and misconceptions. I got one where Anon bitched about characters and occurances that weren't even in any of my stories.

<shaking head>

I got one (I know I've bitched about it before) where a reader gave me a 25% on a story that he said was great. The problem was the "avalanche" of spelling errors that ruined the story. After looking it over again, having two editors go over it with a fine toothed comb, we found 0 errors. Eventually someone emailed me to let me know he found 1 (I used the word site instead of sight in a 30,000 word story). If it wasn't for the fact that I knew who anonymous was (people are so stupid when they assume you can't figure it out), I would have said it was beyond my comprehension. Knowing who it was, it made perfect sense. The sad part is, it takes 30 perfect scores just to make up for that one vote (since the story is in the 4.9s). It's been said before and it will be said again...trolls suck.

So now we can add disgruntled to mentally challenged and illiterate (plus Jenny's anons who don't even read the story). Oh well, at least I know everyone here deals with the same thing. Misery loves company.

 

[SweetWitch]

Lol

You're a much better person than I. I would rather see them hanging from a clothesline by their balls, dipped in honey and hanging over an ant hill. But to each their own...

Ok, I was trying to be nice but I much prefer your way of dealing with the morons!

SW

 

[Guest]

Ok, I was trying to be nice but I much prefer your way of dealing with the morons!

SW

I've just dealt with them longer. And they see nice as weak, so you have to be tough. If the ant hill doesn't work out, we can dip them in honey then tuna fish and hang them where the stray cats hang out.

 

[SweetWitch]

You have a lot of company.

I got one (I know I've bitched about it before) where a reader gave me a 25% on a story that he said was great. The problem was the "avalanche" of spelling errors that ruined the story. After looking it over again, having two editors go over it with a fine toothed comb, we found 0 errors. Eventually someone emailed me to let me know he found 1 (I used the word site instead of sight in a 30,000 word story). If it wasn't for the fact that I knew who anonymous was (people are so stupid when they assume you can't figure it out), I would have said it was beyond my comprehension. Knowing who it was, it made perfect sense. The sad part is, it takes 30 perfect scores just to make up for that one vote (since the story is in the 4.9s). It's been said before and it will be said again...trolls suck.

So now we can add disgruntled to mentally challenged and illiterate (plus Jenny's anons who don't even read the story). Oh well, at least I know everyone here deals with the same thing. Misery loves company.

Des,

If I had 30 votes I'd give them to you!

SW