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FallingToFly said:
Oh what an utter and complete shit. Let's write a story JUST for Jonathon... a story of female raping male, with large pointy things that are white hot.
I read somewhere that back in the times of torture, etc. in the olden days...they had these metal shoes that kind of looked like sandals. They would put them in the fire until they were white hot and then force someone to wear them. I think it was one size fit all...maybe we should look into that.
 
Anon... for you...


If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Read it out loud!

Can you raed this? Olny 89 plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a
Word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be
In the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed
It whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
Ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad
It.
 
Daniellekitten said:
I read somewhere that back in the times of torture, etc. in the olden days...they had these metal shoes that kind of looked like sandals. They would put them in the fire until they were white hot and then force someone to wear them. I think it was one size fit all...maybe we should look into that.

The problem with white hot hooks, pokers, and shoes is that people tend to die from shock too quickly. Something involving less physical pain, and a bit more mental anguish is much more effective for long term satisfaction. I mentioned the crawlspace under a honkey tonk earlier, and that one's certainly good, but you can always tie them up in any out-of-the-way location and put several CDs of boy bands ( Don't forget old Menudo! May have to burn these from cassette copies! ) on endless repeat in a cachophony of exquisite madness. Setting up several CDs of a single album to run as if in a round is also quite effective. Trust me, the voices in my head sang the theme to Gilligan's Island in a round once for three days when they were mad at me, it will drive you to the brink.

It's a good place to start. Just remember, people can live for a very long time when you do things right. You'll eventually get that "Cat staring sadly at the mouse who is no longer kicking" feeling when they go into a catatonic state, but it should take a gooood long while.

Errr... not that I would know anything about this. Just a hypothetical thing... yeah, hypothetical, that's the ticket!
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Anon... for you...


If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Read it out loud!

Can you raed this? Olny 89 plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a
Word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be
In the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed
It whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
Ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad
It.
uh oh. i can read it
 
Daniellekitten said:
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Do you give out blow jobs for every good score?
...

Hmmm, you, giving me a blow job?

ROFLMAO!!!

This Jonathon is a bit gender biased, I think.
And American-centered?
Or can you reach across oceans, dear Ms. Kitten? :eek:

It would make for a very, very, very interesting story, though.
Perhaps in the science fiction category?

:D
 
Black Tulip said:
Hmmm, you, giving me a blow job?

ROFLMAO!!!

This Jonathon is a bit gender biased, I think.
And American-centered?
Or can you reach across oceans, dear Ms. Kitten? :eek:

It would make for a very, very, very interesting story, though.
Perhaps in the science fiction category?

:D
I once had a pen pal who wanted me to have sex with him. I said only if he has a very lllllllooooonnnnnnggggg pencil.
 
Daniellekitten said:
I once had a pen pal who wanted me to have sex with him. I said only if he has a very lllllllooooonnnnnnggggg pencil.


:eek:

le stylo est jeune!
le stylo est grand!
 
SelenaKittyn said:
:eek:

le stylo est jeune!
le stylo est grand!
Ohhh Cara mia, you know when you speak French it turns me on.
 
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
Anon... for you...


If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Read it out loud!

Can you raed this? Olny 89 plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a
Word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be
In the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed
It whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
Ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad
It.

Actually could read this with no problem at all. Didn't have to puzzle a single word out. Weird.
 
MagicaPractica said:
Actually could read this with no problem at all. Didn't have to puzzle a single word out. Weird.

That's why spam describes viagra as vi%a*gra and gets past spamfilters. There are apparently 180 ways of typing viagra with different characters that will still be instantly understood by the recipient.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
That's why spam describes viagra as vi%a*gra and gets past spamfilters. There are apparently 180 ways of typing viagra with different characters that will still be instantly understood by the recipient.

Og
Thats a damn scary thought.
 
Daniellekitten said:
I read somewhere that back in the times of torture, etc. in the olden days...they had these metal shoes that kind of looked like sandals. They would put them in the fire until they were white hot and then force someone to wear them. I think it was one size fit all...maybe we should look into that.

I think shoes like that were featured in the original (Grimm's) version of Snow White. The Wicked Queen was forced to dance in them until she dropped dead. That must have been one hell of a wedding reception! :devil:
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Anon... for you...


If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Read it out loud!

Can you raed this? Olny 89 plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a
Word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be
In the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed
It whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
Ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad
It.

I really have to take an Excedrin now.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Anon... for you...


If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Read it out loud!

Can you raed this? Olny 89 plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a
Word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be
In the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed
It whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
Ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and
I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad
It.

:eek:

I can read it and it's not even in my own language.

:eek:
 
MagicaPractica said:
Actually could read this with no problem at all. Didn't have to puzzle a single word out. Weird.

I had no problem either. It's not just the first and last letters; it's also context. The letters in the words are jumbled but the words themselves are mostly quite simple and make up normal sentences. If this had been a bunch of random words that were jumbled like that, we probably couldn't read them as easily, and maybe not at all.
 
Aurora Black said:
I think shoes like that were featured in the original (Grimm's) version of Snow White. The Wicked Queen was forced to dance in them until she dropped dead. That must have been one hell of a wedding reception! :devil:
Not my kind of party. The smell would ruin my appetite.
 
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Streamlining would improve
08/04/06 By: Anonymous in USA
Obviously you have a gift to write erotic stories but may I suggest that you should not be so heavy on adjectives, etc. Leave a little more for the reader's imagination. This would also shorten story a little. I found after initial love making it all began to sound the same. You are a good writer -but could be a lot better!

Uhm. 4,600 words is short, for me. And I happen to like adjectives. And in my experience they engage the reader's imagination even more than white space.

Also, I don't know if you've noticed but as we say here in the AH, 'There's only so many ways to put Tab A into Slot B'. Sex is a pretty repetitive exercise.

Doesn't stop it from being a lot of fun though.
 
rgraham666 said:
Latest from anonymous.



Uhm. 4,600 words is short, for me. And I happen to like adjectives. And in my experience they engage the reader's imagination even more than white space.

Also, I don't know if you've noticed but as we say here in the AH, 'There's only so many ways to put Tab A into Slot B'. Sex is a pretty repetitive exercise.

Doesn't stop it from being a lot of fun though.

You'd probably get a 5 and a very nice review if your story was:

They Met
They Fucked
The End.

LMAO
 
Boxlicker101 said:
I had no problem either. It's not just the first and last letters; it's also context. The letters in the words are jumbled but the words themselves are mostly quite simple and make up normal sentences. If this had been a bunch of random words that were jumbled like that, we probably couldn't read them as easily, and maybe not at all.

Yes, I was thinking context made a big difference. Punctuation too.
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
You'd probably get a 5 and a very nice review if your story was:

They Met
They Fucked
The End.

LMAO

That's the plot of most of my stories and I get some good reviews and some fives, but not only that.
 
MagicaPractica said:
Yes, I was thinking context made a big difference. Punctuation too.

For instance, what would this word be? utiend It might be "untied" and it might br "united", which would be antonyms.
 
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thanks for reaching out in your own unique way.
i don't know what to do. what do you do when this happens? what do you do when the one person you'd die for could give a shit less for themself or you and the "love" you forged together?

I have no idea if this email feedback is for real, or if the sender is yanking my chain as a way of mocking me. I’m choosing to believe that it’s sincere, and am hoping that this person frequents the AH. I know it’s a long shot when you consider how many people are Litizens who never enter these hallowed halls, and I think that only scratches the surface of the people who come to Lit and never obtain an account. Still, I feel that if I take this at face value then I must at least try to respond to the obvious anguish I see.

First, I’ll say that you’re welcome. I honestly didn’t think it would mean anything to anyone other than me, the letter I mean. I wrote it because I had to, there was no choice, but there was no way I could send it to the one person who should read it. I had given them so much of myself already and there is entirely too much of me in it to ever let them have it but, at the same time, it felt something like a cancer doing nothing but sitting on my hard drive. I had to get rid of it, it had to be given to someone because it was only hurting me more, so I gave it to Lit.

What would I do if I were you? If what you say about this person is accurate, and they truly care nothing whatever for or about themselves, then you need to get them some help. They sound on the verge of a melt down to me, and clearly can’t help their self. I wouldn’t so readily disregard their love for you. If they’re in a very bad emotional place then it’s very likely they do love you but aren’t neither capable of feeling it completely nor expressing it to you.

If it isn’t a situation where they’re emotionally troubled, if they’re, I don’t know, just a fuck head how treats you like shit? Get the fuck out. Pack your shit and leave. It’ll hurt like a motherfucker, but it’ll hurt a lot less than on going and escalating abuse. Remember that people who begin verbally abusing you are far too likely to completely lose it and begin physically abusing you. Once they get away with hitting you that first time you can put good money on it that they’ll begin to escalate there as well.

Whatever you do and whatever the complete truth of your situation, I wish you the best, and I hope that you find a light at the end of whichever tunnel you choose to go down in the next leg of your life’s journey.
 
Here is a PC I just ran across:

Could use work
07/25/06 By: Anonymous in USA
This story was obviously written by an amature. The author over used phrases (love hole and rose bud was used WAY too much), idea's, and the grammar had a bit to be desired.

I will admit that I am an amateur. I counted five misspellings or grammatical errors in this short paragraph. I tend to take pride in my grammar so I have to wonder about that.
 
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This story is amazing!!! All day I look forward to a new chapter when I get home from work. Please whatever you do don't stop (or slow down the output)! I've been reading your work for quite a while and this is by far my favorite of your many wonderful tales. Not only do I love the central story line of Kara and Jacob but also I am totally engrossed with Giles and Caitlin! I think Giles is perhaps your most interesting character yet and I really hope you develop him further – I want to know all about him, his past, everything. But most of all I just want you to keep writing! Tomorrow its back to work – please give me something to look forward to when I get home ;)

Wow, thank you so much for the wonderful email. I have another two chapters submitted. Keep watching for them.
 
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