Annonymous

[MagicaPractica]

Crutch Funny
11/11/07 By: Anonymous
I kept waiting for this to get either satirical, humorous or erotic. But, it never did. One feature of a good joke is an unexpected turn. The title told the whole story, so there was no suspense, no clever twist to make it funny. If Santa standing up while trying to hide an erection was the punch line, it was a swing and a miss. The sole description of the woman was "cute, blond nut" so there was nothing the least bit erotic there. This was a pointless exercise and not the least bit funny. If you didn't write your own complimentary comments, then the bar for story quality has been set too low.

Dear Anonymous,

I suspect that there is some good advice in your comment on how to write humor which I could use but at the moment I'm a little too pissed at your suggestion that I wrote my own compliments. If you'll notice, those people left their ids, unlike you. I didn't write it to be erotic, that's why it was in the humor category. Your assertion that it was "not the least bit funny," is pushing it a bit far. There were a couple good jokes in there. However, to each his own.

~ Magica

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

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Comments:

Ice, ice ice - i have this new fantasy about it being applied to the
soles of my feet just before I come. It does me every time - big time -
maybe we could do a story on this theme??? in the meantime I'll check
your stories....


Dear Anon... I'm confused. How can I write a story with you (not saying I would) if you don't tell me who you are? ? ?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I am so proud

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About the submission: Harry Dick's Xmas Revenge
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Comments:

There are a lot of terms I do not like
one in this field is wanker.

Wanky wanky wanky wanky wanky
wanker wanker wanker wanker

Your prise is the lowest score I can give. wanky wanky wank

I'm so impressed. You'r "1" BOMB really didn't make much difference. It still has a bright red "H" after it.

Now go back to pounding your pathetic little pud, you wanker.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

The Villin you love to hate

Harry Dicks Xmas Revenge

Other than two very sad individuals who were so kind as to vote a one and a two, this story is still sitting at about 4.60 with all fives.

Thanks to everyone who liked it. For the other two, get a fucking life.

The comments -

still giggling
12/07/07 By: Anonymous in Australia
because that's too damned funny


JJ you are my hero!
12/06/07 By: Daniellekitten
I hope you send a copy of this to the resident neighborhood creep.

Thanks for pointing me this way. As someone we know says...I read it and gave it a huge 5.


knew
12/06/07 By: mjl2010 in FLoating down the river of life992
This was going to be good. I just didn't expect it to be absolutely perfect.

Perfect JJ. Perfect!

MJL


Tickled me
12/06/07 By: SoCalOvid in USA
Really hit the ol' funny bone. A bit along the Jasper FForde lines of mixing literature/fiction/reality. Well done.


Loved your writing and it has kept me in stitches
12/06/07 By: peggytwitty in USA_Md
This is so much fun you have a mind that's not only demented it is wonderfully goofy! Your writing is superb and wacky. I don't really know your other works but I will certainly keep an eye out for your stories. I hope you and Scouries both have some laughs with this story.<P>Thank you for the entertainment and laughter.<P>PT

In addition, there is a bunch of positive comments in my E-Mail box.

Goes to show. The choice of villin makes all the difference.

 

[starrkers]

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About the submission: Sanctuary
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Comments:

Awesome! Please write some more about Sam and Dean!

Thanks, that's great, but I'm a tad confused:yes I have written a couple of stories about the Winchester boys, but this wasn't actually one of them.

 

[Guest]

Thank you Anonymous

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About the submission: A Strange New Breed Ch. 17
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

A very enjoyable story to read. I've enjoyed it immensely. You write about the weres in an intimate manner that sheds light upon them. Your narrative turns them from the slavering beasts portrayed in horror movies into a group of clans that have rules and customs that have been passed down through the centuries.

You've done for these people what Anne Rice has done for the vampires-no, you've done her one better by giving them a raw sexuality her vampires lack.

Wow, that was one of the nicest email comments I've ever gotten. Thank you, anonymous.

 

[only_more_so]

I never write to authors, but I just wanted you to know that your "reluctant psychic" is the best erotica I have ever read. I have enjoyed it immensely and hope you continue it.

I always appreciate feedback, and it always gives me that little bit of encouragement to keep writing. I feel almost guilty about the long delay in the series, but a lot has happened in my life since I wrote the last chapter. A new job and a coast-to-coast move! So be patient there is more to come.

 

[SweetWitch]

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Comments:

congratulations, as a follower of your writing I wish you all the best. Just stopped back by to read shelter from the storm again and it was gone. too bad

Thanks, doll. And sorry.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

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About the submission: Out of the Claus-et
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Comments:

good story, but don't you think you can tell a good story without all
the stupid swearing? When it comes to the sexual part, I can see it.
But it isn't necessary all the time.

Oh, fuck off.

 

[Foxee Browne]

This feedback was sent by: Anonymous Comments: Outstanding author -- Keep up the awesome erotic and stimulating stories ! Reading them makes me horny and wanting to know who writes such great stuff

Why thank you Anon. You make me blush with such nice praise, I certainly will keep on writing, please do continue to read my work

 

[sr71plt]

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Comments:

not a fan of the domination stuff and power struggles.


Well, fine enough. That's certainly your privilege. But what did you think I was going to do about this comment? I write all sorts of themes, including domination and power struggle.

And if you took the time to e-mail me about it, it would have been nice if you'd pushed any of the vote buttons too--it only needs one more vote of any number to go hot.

 

[SweetWitch]

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Comments:

The spotlight is on you,lets see what we can do.Think next time before you make a comment about Winston Churchill,because boy are you going to regret it.You deserve a" lot better"

Dear Anonymous,

It's called a "quote", not a comment.

I'm sorry that you seem so offended by the man's words, but I found his words revealed a basic truth about the human condition. But, to each his own.

Next time, however, you may wish to watch the threats. It's really uncalled for and can be taken quite seriously. Being anonymous won't save you from prosecution, should the authorities decide to go looking. According to my uncle who works in computer forensics, finding out who the author of such an email and where it comes from only takes a little time.

Have a nice day and good luck with your anger issues.

 

[only_more_so]

Dear Anonymous,

It's called a "quote", not a comment.

I'm sorry that you seem so offended by the man's words, but I found his words revealed a basic truth about the human condition. But, to each his own.

Next time, however, you may wish to watch the threats. It's really uncalled for and can be taken quite seriously. Being anonymous won't save you from prosecution, should the authorities decide to go looking. According to my uncle who works in computer forensics, finding out who the author of such an email and where it comes from only takes a little time.

Have a nice day and good luck with your anger issues.

Regret takes many forms, so it would be hard to consider this a threat. Maybe the troll believes you will have a change of heart regarding Winston Churchill and weep and gnash your teeth when you realize how terribly wrong you were. Maybe he thinks Winston Churchill is a vengeful man (and still alive)...

Or maybe next time you write something bad, the troll will send another email telling you what a bad person you are! Now that's scary!

 

[SweetWitch]

Regret takes many forms, so it would be hard to consider this a threat. Maybe the troll believes you will have a change of heart regarding Winston Churchill and weep and gnash your teeth when you realize how terribly wrong you were. Maybe he thinks Winston Churchill is a vengeful man (and still alive)...

Or maybe next time you write something bad, the troll will send another email telling you what a bad person you are! Now that's scary!

It's not from something I wrote. It's from a quote in my sig line. Since the sweet little troll appears to read this forum, I'm sure this will help him/her figure out the difference.

Hey--just had a thought. What if it was Winston Churchill's ghost that sent the message?

 

[only_more_so]

It's not from something I wrote. It's from a quote in my sig line. Since the sweet little troll appears to read this forum, I'm sure this will help him/her figure out the difference.

Hey--just had a thought. What if it was Winston Churchill's ghost that sent the message?

Well that would explaint he unclaimed fart (for those who missed it, that was from the Wrong Answer thread).

But seriously.. who could take offense to your Winston Churchill quote? Or was there another one?

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Dear Anonymous,

It's called a "quote", not a comment.

I'm sorry that you seem so offended by the man's words, but I found his words revealed a basic truth about the human condition. But, to each his own.

Next time, however, you may wish to watch the threats. It's really uncalled for and can be taken quite seriously. Being anonymous won't save you from prosecution, should the authorities decide to go looking. According to my uncle who works in computer forensics, finding out who the author of such an email and where it comes from only takes a little time.

Have a nice day and good luck with your anger issues.

I don't understand this one, Mols. Why would someone write something like that? There's only one explanation. The person's an idiot. Don't give it another thought.

 

[SweetWitch]

My little anon is back. Ain't he (or she) cute?

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Thats quite all right Danielle.

Thank you for the compliment, but you might be a little confused.

 

[CyranodeMelbourne]

Oh what a wonderful thread idea!!

Anonymous said:

Mile high?
02/05/08 by Anonymous in Whereva
1 mile = 5280 feet. A jetliner flies at between 29000 and 42000 feet. You do the math.

I thought: "You seriously have never heard of the mile high club!? And you gave me a zero for that?"

*sobs*

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh what a wonderful thread idea!!

Anonymous said:

Mile high?
02/05/08 by Anonymous in Whereva
1 mile = 5280 feet. A jetliner flies at between 29000 and 42000 feet. You do the math.

I thought: "You seriously have never heard of the mile high club!? And you gave me a zero for that?"

*sobs*

Anon is a persnickety little thing, ain't he? Welcome to the AH.

 

[CyranodeMelbourne]

lol yes he is!

Thanks for the welcome.

 

[SweetWitch]

lol yes he is!

Thanks for the welcome.

Any time. Make yourself comfortable. There's a lot of fun to be had here.

 

[CyranodeMelbourne]

You are right, lot's of fun to be had. But, even more than that (if there is anything more important than fun) there is lots of great stuff for aspiring authors. I ahve already found more tips and tricks in the short time I have been here than in months of net surfing.

And, I have to admit I was a bit down after getting a few nasty comments and wondering whether I was anywhere near as good as I thought, but after reading this thread and seeing the rubbish that authors much better than myself get I feel so much better!

 

[SweetWitch]

You are right, lot's of fun to be had. But, even more than that (if there is anything more important than fun) there is lots of great stuff for aspiring authors. I ahve already found more tips and tricks in the short time I have been here than in months of net surfing.

And, I have to admit I was a bit down after getting a few nasty comments and wondering whether I was anywhere near as good as I thought, but after reading this thread and seeing the rubbish that authors much better than myself get I feel so much better!

Before long, you will build a regular reader-base, and with it, you'll get a lot of truly constructive criticism. Add to that an indispensibly good volunteer editor, and you'll be on your way.

 

[CyranodeMelbourne]

That's the sort of great advice that makes me like this forum so much. It may be a while, though, before I build up regulars but I have found an editor. But, I haven't heard from her in a while, I'm a little worried!

 

[SweetWitch]

That's the sort of great advice that makes me like this forum so much. It may be a while, though, before I build up regulars but I have found an editor. But, I haven't heard from her in a while, I'm a little worried!

Aw, thanks.

Send her an email and see what's up.