Annie Heche is an extraterestrial. I have proof!!!

[FlamingoBlue]

As we sat glued to the tube last night, me, my daughter and Barney the wonder dog listened intently as ole Annie spoke in Martian, to Barbara Walters. As shocking as her revelations were about incest and other stuff, her talks with God and her other personality, Celestia, were mesmerizing. Barney had to leave the room because he was so overcome with emotion.

Just when did the spaceship land and pick up poor old Annie? How much of her brain did they take from her? And, more importantly, why did they return her to us??

Poor Barney. He was so disappointed. He always thought that the marriage between Ellen and Annie was forever. Even dogs have to learn to live with disappointment.

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[Pokerman]

From Conan O'Brien, about Heche getting married over the weekend:

"Apparently there was one awkward moment when the minister asked 'Do you take this woman?' and Heche yelled 'Yes!' "

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[FlamingoBlue]

Come on people....

Am I the only one, that thinks this lady is nuts?

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[Mischka]

Re: Come on people....

Am I the only one, that thinks this lady is nuts?

She named her book, "Call Me Crazy." I'm betting you're not in the minority on this one.

And did you catch the part where she said, "I had herpes." Life-long companion, last time I checked.

 

[teresafannin]

Anne Heche is an actress with very little talent, who will do just about anything or anyone to keep her name in the news. Am I the only one who wishes she would just go away????

 

[Mischka]

Am I the only one who wishes she would just go away????

I don't feel as strongly about her, though I woudn't mind if Keanu Reeves got permanently lost on the way to the studio. He bugs me to no end.

 

[Mensa]

Kiss Keanu goodbye?

I don't feel as strongly about her, though I woudn't mind if Keanu Reeves got permanently lost on the way to the studio. He bugs me to no end.

WHOA!!

 

[christo]

Can someone explain to me why she's famous? I can't think of a really big thing she's been in. She was in that awful movie with Harrison Ford, she was in that horrible remake of Psycho, she was on Ally McBeal playing a woman with Tourettes in one of the most insulting performances to the disabled I've ever seen. Her biggest claim to fame is dating a woman whose biggest claim to fame is announcing her homosexuality on a TV show that very few people watched or remember today.

Anne Heche is one of those people who is metafamous-- you know who she is, you see her on TV all the time, but you don't know why she's famous, because you've never seen or heard of anything she's done to deserve it.