TheEarl
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I don't know whether this is a problem in other countries aside from England, but I'm here today to bitch to you about animal testing. sorry, but it's really bugging me and you lot can't run away when I vent. Mwahaha.
Who here is for animal testing? Anyone? I certainly am.
Whenever you say animal testing, people always get the vision of the cute little bunny or jack russell locked in a cage and having lipsticks tested on them by evil scientists. The counterpart to this is of course, the heroic animal rights activists, who campaign for the poor defenseless little bunnies, who are being unnecessarily tortured.
In 90% of cases, these people are severely misinformed and misguided and have no idea what they are bleating about. Animal testing is not about putting lipstick onto monkeys - it is about the vital testing of drugs that will cure diseases. Have you taken paracetamol? That was tested on animals. Used a flu remedy? You personally took advantage of animal testing. Had cancer? You were saved by animal testing.
Before people start forswearing aspirin, I'd like to also point out that these drugs are tested in almost every other way possible before they even go near an animal - they are analysed, examined, tested on cell cultures, ratified. It can take 10 years of development before a drug even gets near a living being. There is no torturing, there is no cruelty and there are no evil scientists poking syringes into bunnies. Everything is regulated, double-checked and tested to ensure that every animal test is vital.
Animals are used for irreplaceable tests. Do you think we test things on animals for shits and giggles? No! It's necessary. Would you like to try a drug that has only been tested on cell cultures? We know that it won't kill you immediately, but what happens after it passes through your liver and the metabolytes produced? What happens when it reaches your brain? Or your unborn child?
In England, there is a major testing centre called Huntingdon Life Sciences which has been beseiged by 'protestors.' These protestors' idea of protest is to throw acid in the faces of employees, demonstrate outside their family's homes, discover who the investors are and hate mail them. They've put up posters accusing investors of paedophilia and committed god knows how many millions of pounds of damage. What have the government done? Nothing.
Animal testing is the world's largest aunt sally. Punch at it all you like and you know for a fact that it can't punch back. If HLS dares to complain about what is happening to them, they get castrated in the court of public opinion, which focuses on the poor defenseless little bunny rabbits and the heroic protestors. "Sure, there are some extremeists who go over the top," you say. "But I agree with the protest in general. Think of the poor little bunnies."
What seems to escape most peoples notice is that a lot of these protestors are criminals. I can number assault, slander, ABH, threatening behaviour, trespassing, B&E, stalking among the offences committed in the name of animal rights. All of this against a research centre which has saved countless lives and will save countless more in the future. These people are protesting against a cure for Alzheimers or Aids. Are you sure you agree with them?
Now the limp-wristed Labour government is umming and aahing over new legislation to protect a new research lab in Cambridge. This lab will be working on neurological drugs and every pound which is spent on repairing damage and keeping out terrorists could be put towards curing dementia and Alzheimers.
I chose my word carefully there: terrorists. It's a word that has a huge media presence nowadays and I can't think of a more apposite use. These people cause damage, both physical and mental, to innocent scientists and workers. They are prepared to give up their freedom to wreck an institution by illegal means and in doing so have probably killed thousands of people by diverting funds from research and causing centres to close.
Think about that when you hear that your mother has Alzheimers and in a few years won't be able to remember her own name. Do you really agree with the protestors? Or are you like me and for animal testing?
The Earl
Who here is for animal testing? Anyone? I certainly am.
Whenever you say animal testing, people always get the vision of the cute little bunny or jack russell locked in a cage and having lipsticks tested on them by evil scientists. The counterpart to this is of course, the heroic animal rights activists, who campaign for the poor defenseless little bunnies, who are being unnecessarily tortured.
In 90% of cases, these people are severely misinformed and misguided and have no idea what they are bleating about. Animal testing is not about putting lipstick onto monkeys - it is about the vital testing of drugs that will cure diseases. Have you taken paracetamol? That was tested on animals. Used a flu remedy? You personally took advantage of animal testing. Had cancer? You were saved by animal testing.
Before people start forswearing aspirin, I'd like to also point out that these drugs are tested in almost every other way possible before they even go near an animal - they are analysed, examined, tested on cell cultures, ratified. It can take 10 years of development before a drug even gets near a living being. There is no torturing, there is no cruelty and there are no evil scientists poking syringes into bunnies. Everything is regulated, double-checked and tested to ensure that every animal test is vital.
Animals are used for irreplaceable tests. Do you think we test things on animals for shits and giggles? No! It's necessary. Would you like to try a drug that has only been tested on cell cultures? We know that it won't kill you immediately, but what happens after it passes through your liver and the metabolytes produced? What happens when it reaches your brain? Or your unborn child?
In England, there is a major testing centre called Huntingdon Life Sciences which has been beseiged by 'protestors.' These protestors' idea of protest is to throw acid in the faces of employees, demonstrate outside their family's homes, discover who the investors are and hate mail them. They've put up posters accusing investors of paedophilia and committed god knows how many millions of pounds of damage. What have the government done? Nothing.
Animal testing is the world's largest aunt sally. Punch at it all you like and you know for a fact that it can't punch back. If HLS dares to complain about what is happening to them, they get castrated in the court of public opinion, which focuses on the poor defenseless little bunny rabbits and the heroic protestors. "Sure, there are some extremeists who go over the top," you say. "But I agree with the protest in general. Think of the poor little bunnies."
What seems to escape most peoples notice is that a lot of these protestors are criminals. I can number assault, slander, ABH, threatening behaviour, trespassing, B&E, stalking among the offences committed in the name of animal rights. All of this against a research centre which has saved countless lives and will save countless more in the future. These people are protesting against a cure for Alzheimers or Aids. Are you sure you agree with them?
Now the limp-wristed Labour government is umming and aahing over new legislation to protect a new research lab in Cambridge. This lab will be working on neurological drugs and every pound which is spent on repairing damage and keeping out terrorists could be put towards curing dementia and Alzheimers.
I chose my word carefully there: terrorists. It's a word that has a huge media presence nowadays and I can't think of a more apposite use. These people cause damage, both physical and mental, to innocent scientists and workers. They are prepared to give up their freedom to wreck an institution by illegal means and in doing so have probably killed thousands of people by diverting funds from research and causing centres to close.
Think about that when you hear that your mother has Alzheimers and in a few years won't be able to remember her own name. Do you really agree with the protestors? Or are you like me and for animal testing?
The Earl