Animal House.

[alexandraaah]

If I were an animal, I think I'd be a horse.

They're long and graceful and I've always just felt a connection to horses.

What animal are you?

 

[perks]

I'll give you three guesses.

 

[Mensa]

It's Karma

Jackass.

Me, not perky_baby.

 

[JazzManJim]

A bear: slow to anger but ferocious in its rage, relentless in its protection, warm and cuddly and big.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'll give you three guesses.

hmmm...goose? swan? chick?

 

[perks]

A bear: slow to anger but ferocious in its rage, relentless in its protection, warm and cuddly and big.

hehehe a Daddy bear.

 

[perks]

hmmm...goose? swan? chick?

lol... you're so naughty.

http://www.bay9.com/greeting_cards/images/love/Ducks_Kissing_small.gif

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

oh Fuck Definatly a wolf
http://www.stat.duke.edu/~nicole/eyes.gif
that's what my heart is,

 

[LukkyKnight]

If I were an animal, I think I'd be a horse.

They're long and graceful and I've always just felt a connection to horses.

What animal are you?

Well, I am a homo procrastinatus, but given a choice of genus I'd be a Megaptera novaeangliae... a humpback whale. 7/10ths of the world to roam, filling the oceans with music.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Animal House.

Well, I am a homo procrastinatus, but given a choice of genus I'd be a Megaptera novaeangliae... a humpback whale. 7/10ths of the world to roam, filling the oceans with music.

Could you decipher? I'm not having what you might call a "smart day."

cuhd u dew that fore mee?

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Animal House.

Well, I am a homo procrastinatus, but given a choice of genus I'd be a Megaptera novaeangliae... a humpback whale. 7/10ths of the world to roam, filling the oceans with music.

....a penis the size of a telephone pole.

I know you're game, man.

 

[JazzManJim]

hehehe a Daddy bear.

Yeppers, that's me.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Head in the clouds; quietly roaming and surveying; beautiful eyes!

http://wandererphoto.com/images/Animals/OLGentle%20Giraffe.jpg

 

[sexy-girl]

i would be a mouse kinda timid at first but a darting mind and a goofy sort of attitude


http://anatomy.ucsf.edu/Pages/mouseclub/mouse.gif



lisa would be a tiger if you knew her you'd know why


http://www.tigertronics.com/graphics/tiger.jpg

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

sexy-girl I see you as a snake

cunning and sneeky

 

[Shockdoctor]

I would be a sloth. That way I could just hang out and sleep all day.

 

[sexy-girl]

im not sneeky and besides snakes eat mice

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Re: Animal House.

Could you decipher? I'm not having what you might call a "smart day."

cuhd u dew that fore mee?

Of course I cuhd dew u, whut is it u knead descramblified?

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Animal House.

Of course I cuhd dew u, whut is it u knead descramblified?

I can't remember now.

*scratches head*

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm wearing my secret decoder ring...

I can't remember now.

*scratches head*

Well, lemme know when you remember -
I don't feel I'm getting my money's worth out of this ring so far.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hippogriff

I may want to change my answer...

Hippogriff, n.: An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.

Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

 

[ksmybuttons]

Re: Re: Re: Animal House.

....a penis the size of a telephone pole.

In the important college research I did maaannnnnnnny years ago, a whale penis is between 3.5 and 6.2 feet in length. Most mammals have a bone inside. Jack Gleason had a collection of mammal "bones." Used them for bar stools, the whale penis bones...


Where did that come from?

 

[ksmybuttons]

Re: Hippogriff

I may want to change my answer...

So how big is a hippogriff's penis?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

im not sneeky and besides snakes eat mice

lol, mabey lisa is the snake then


hehehe (yes i'm being miscivous and bad, I like me this way)

 

[kiwiwolf]

oh Fuck Definatly a wolf
http://www.stat.duke.edu/~nicole/eyes.gif
that's what my heart is,

Ya beat me to it Fly...