Anger Management Thread

HeavyStick · Mar 22, 2003

If you could:

1. Give someone a swift kick in the balls who would it be?

2. Punch in the adam's apple?

3. Box their ears?

4. Poke someone in the eye 3 Stooge's style?

5. Beat with a thin yellow wiffle ball bat?

6. Beat with a short fat red one?

7. Play human pinata with?

8. Give paper cuts to and pour tobasco sauce in the wounds?

*sigh.... Does a line of Zoloft*

celiaKitten · Mar 22, 2003

You, too?

littlekateyes · Mar 22, 2003

Sillyman · Mar 22, 2003

1. Give someone a swift kick in the balls who would it be?
My grandfather

2. Punch in the adam's apple?
That guy in my anger management class who won't shut the fuck up.

3. Box their ears?
My sister

4. Poke someone in the eye 3 Stooge's style?
My stepfather

5. Beat with a thin yellow wiffle ball bat?
My brother's father.

6. Beat with a short fat red one?
My brother's father.

7. Play human pinata with?
Asshole cops in general. Apologies to any fine upstanding officers on the board.

8. Give paper cuts to and pour tobasco sauce in the wounds?
My brother's father.

Debbie · Mar 22, 2003

No- one but I am cranky.

I found this site, when I typed into google
'anger management games'

http://atdpweb.soe.berkeley.edu/2130/kliu/anger.html

If I am really mad I go play Quake or scream into
my pillow.

Bob_Bytchin · Mar 22, 2003

HeavyStick said:
If you could:

1. Give someone a swift kick in the balls who would it be? - Michael Jackson...just to check

2. Punch in the adam's apple? - Pee-Wee Herman...just to check

3. Box their ears?- Mike Tyson

4. Poke someone in the eye 3 Stooge's style?- Heavystick

5. Beat with a thin yellow wiffle ball bat?- Jacques Chirac

6. Beat with a short fat red one?- Pat Robertson

7. Play human pinata with?- STD...because he's filled with wonderful pinto bean prizes

8. Give paper cuts to and pour tobasco sauce in the wounds?- Frimost

* Purely satire...I don't condone any violence except for paper-cuts.

*sigh.... Does a line of Zoloft*

Sillyman · Mar 22, 2003

I prefer to mutilate myself when angry.

Silverlily · Mar 22, 2003

actually...

I'd rather

1. Give a swift kick to the ass

2. Punch in the sternum

3. (ok, this one's good)

4. Poke in the eye with a cuestick (might break a nail otherwise)

5. Beat with a thin bullwhip

6. Beat with a short riding whip

7. Play human pincushion with

8. (substitute scratches for papercuts and this one's good as well)

As for who, well, I'd rather keep the element of surprise.

HeavyStick · Mar 22, 2003

1. STD (just because)
2. Busybody
3. frimost (I wanna see whipped cream shoot out his nose)
4. Bob_Bytchin (he'd like it)
5. MissT (well.... her ass anyway)
6. sss... ;-)
7. zmey
8. redwave/donkeydick

"hypothetically speaking in a fictional sense"

Avery_Chisholm · Mar 22, 2003

Blackbich · Mar 22, 2003

Re: Re: Anger Management Thread

Sillyman said:
1. Give someone a swift kick in the balls who would it be?
My grandfather

2. Punch in the adam's apple?
That guy in my anger management class who won't shut the fuck up.

3. Box their ears?
My sister

4. Poke someone in the eye 3 Stooge's style?
My stepfather

5. Beat with a thin yellow wiffle ball bat?
My brother's father.

6. Beat with a short fat red one?
My brother's father.

7. Play human pinata with?
Asshole cops in general. Apologies to any fine upstanding officers on the board.

8. Give paper cuts to and pour tobasco sauce in the wounds?
My brother's father.

lol - I bet you give your father's brother a WIDE berth, huh?

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1. Give someone a swift kick in the balls who would it be?
A toss up between my stepfather & my brother

2. Punch in the adam's apple?
See #1 above

3. Box their ears?
Some of the 'full moon' customers I've dealt with this week.

4. Poke someone in the eye 3 Stooge's style?
See #3 above

5. Beat with a thin yellow wiffle ball bat?
See #1 and #3 above

6. Beat with a short fat red one?
One of my co-workers that gets on my one last nerve

7. Play human pinata with?
See #1, #3 and #6 above

8. Give paper cuts to and pour tobasco sauce in the wounds?
See #1 above

Effigy · Mar 22, 2003

Re: actually...

Silverlily said:
As for who, well, I'd rather keep the element of surprise.

Oh admit it, you miss me

Sillyman · Mar 22, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Anger Management Thread

Blackbich said:
lol - I bet you give your brother's father a WIDE berth, huh?

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At least 5 states worth if I can help it. Fucker is in Texas now. Maybe if I'm lucky he'll get ass-raped by a longhorn.

Silverlily · Mar 22, 2003

Re: Re: actually...

Effigy said:
Oh admit it, you miss me

Darlin', I never miss.

Guest · Mar 22, 2003

Fascinating thread.

Effigy · Mar 22, 2003

It must be that I just dont bruise then

Sillyman · Mar 22, 2003

Effigy said:
It must be that I just dont bruise then

Effigies don't tend to bruise. They burn occasionally though.

Blackbich · Mar 22, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Re: Anger Management Thread

Sillyman said:
At least 5 states worth if I can help it. Fucker is in Texas now. Maybe if I'm lucky he'll get ass-raped by a longhorn. [/B]

ah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! That's true family love right there. HHMMM, come to think of it, maybe I can send my step-father and brother there to live with him and we can give them ALL a wide berth!!

Sillyman · Mar 22, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Anger Management Thread

Blackbich said:
ah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! That's true family love right there. HHMMM, come to think of it, maybe I can send my step-father and brother there to live with him and we can give them ALL a wide berth!!

The bastard isn't related to me by blood thank Eris. I'd hate to share the same thick polluted slime that he calls blood. If you want to send them to Texas, go ahead. They at least know how to handle assholes out there.

Blackbich · Mar 22, 2003

{{{{Sillyman}}}} because he has scum family members like I do.

Sillyman · Mar 22, 2003

Blackbich said:
{{{{Sillyman}}}} because he has scum family members like I do.

Actually I have plenty of slimy family members, but he's the one who hurt me the most, so he gets the prize.

buggawugga · Mar 22, 2003

fuckingkickstabkilldiepunchbeat#@$^%$#^#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pant pant pant pant

fewf.
lol

Gusty Wind · Mar 22, 2003

Just *uck* them to dead , then put them in *ignore*

Blackbich · Mar 22, 2003

buggawugga said:
fuckingkickstabkilldiepunchbeat#@$^%$#^#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pant pant pant pant

fewf.
lol

Why is it that when I saw this post, I immediately thought of the scene in the South Park movie where Eric Cartman cusses his ass off and saves the world from World War III?

SpiceCake · Mar 22, 2003

HeavyStick said:
If you could:

1. Give someone a swift kick in the balls who would it be?

2. Punch in the adam's apple?

3. Box their ears?

4. Poke someone in the eye 3 Stooge's style?

5. Beat with a thin yellow wiffle ball bat?

6. Beat with a short fat red one?

7. Play human pinata with?

8. Give paper cuts to and pour tobasco sauce in the wounds?

*sigh.... Does a line of Zoloft*

Right now I would answer the same person for all those questions! Damn it!

Paxil here!

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