And yet another word game

[Ginger_grl]

Ok folks!!

You have to admit we're due another word game and I feel obliged to take it upon myself to supply said.

So here goes.

I'll give you three words and a situation, your job is to come up with a handy sentence using said three words that relate to the situation. Get my drift?

Ok well I'll start it and see if it makes sense and takes off.

Situation: Your telling your boss who you hate that you're resigning.

Three words to be included in your parting sentence are:
Stuff absolutely fiendish

Pretty easy so I'll do the first.

You can stuff your job right where the sun doesn't shine, I've had absolutely all I can take of your fiendish bullying and groping.

Got it?

Your turn

Situation: Your ending a relationship by text

Words: Elephant Contrary Suffering

 

[Dolorous Stroke]

Sorry, I just can't go on with it any more. It's not you it's your elephant, contrary to what you may think about your string of affairs it is really my allergy to your pachyderm that is causing all my suffering. It's over!!

Lol!! Is that the kinda thing you had in mind Ginger-grl???

Ok guess I gotta think of something now??

Siutation: turning down someones unwanted advances.

Words to be included: drink, holiday, bulletproof

 

[AccaliA]

I'm sorry i havent had enough to drink yet to find you attractive at all and since this is my holiday i hope you're wearing a bulletproof vest the next time you come up to me!

ah i'm so glad i'm never that mean...
so..

situation: pick-up line for a guy/girl you meet at a baseball game

words to be included: balls, tequila, breakfast

 

[Ginger_grl]

I'm sorry i havent had enough to drink yet to find you attractive at all and since this is my holiday i hope you're wearing a bulletproof vest the next time you come up to me!

ah i'm so glad i'm never that mean...
so..

situation: pick-up line for a guy/girl you meet at a baseball game

words to be included: balls, tequila, breakfast

Hey handsome, some nice balls being thrown out there eh? Did I mention that I had a vision of this moment of our meeting, except I was sipping tequila while you were feeding me breakfast.


Situation: Your first sentence when invited to meet your partners parents for the first time.

Words: Sexy, Liberal, Penchant.

Great job folks and some funny reading for me..

 

[dr.bong]

Hey handsome, some nice balls being thrown out there eh? Did I mention that I had a vision of this moment of our meeting, except I was sipping tequila while you were feeding me breakfast.


Situation: Your first sentence when invited to meet your partners parents for the first time.

Words: Sexy, Liberal, Penchant.

Great job folks and some funny reading for me..

Why yes, thank you, nice to meet you as well. I do have a degree from a small LIBERAL arts College, and have a PENCHANT for saying semi-humoous things. By the way I can see wher seh gets her SEXY looks from



Situation: You have just been stopped for speeding


Words: Stomach,Epoxy,Piano

 

[Cathleen]

Why yes, thank you, nice to meet you as well. I do have a degree from a small LIBERAL arts College, and have a PENCHANT for saying semi-humoous things. By the way I can see wher seh gets her SEXY looks from



Situation: You have just been stopped for speeding


Words: Stomach,Epoxy,Piano

Well, it is like this officer. This idiot here in the passenger seat sat on a tube of epoxy that he left on the piano bench. When he ripped himself off I got sick to my stomach.

Situation: Trying to get lucky at closing time at the bar.

hair, bicycle, mother


Ginger - you are a kick!!

 

[Capybara]

Situation: Trying to get lucky at closing time at the bar.

hair, bicycle, mother

"Hey, baby, love your hair. You cut it yourself? Why don't you invite me back to your place, and you can cut mine. All of mine, if you get my drift. Because the bar is closing, and otherwise I'll just have to bicycle back home to Mother."


Situation: Asking for the keys to the handcuffs


vowel, cabaret, starving

 

[Cathleen]

"Hey, baby, love your hair. You cut it yourself? Why don't you invite me back to your place, and you can cut mine. All of mine, if you get my drift. Because the bar is closing, and otherwise I'll just have to bicycle back home to Mother."


Situation: Asking for the keys to the handcuffs


vowel, cabaret, starving

Please give me the keys to the handcuffs, darlin' the cabaret can go on without you but why leave your fans starving for you? Well fine, next time we play "Wheel of Fortune" I'm NOT letting you buy any vowels!


Situation: luxury box at sporting event

horny, bounce, practice

 

[Ginger_grl]

Please give me the keys to the handcuffs, darlin' the cabaret can go on without you but why leave your fans starving for you? Well fine, next time we play "Wheel of Fortune" I'm NOT letting you buy any vowels!


Situation: luxury box at sporting event

horny, bounce, practice

So Mr Mayor hope you're enjoying the show jumping, as I'm feeling horny right now, do you think I could bounce on your knee for horse riding practice?

Situation: Asking for a packet of condoms in the chemist shop.

Words: Array elongated permanent

Thanks Cate, I have nothing better to do than try and invent new games...lol

 

[Cathleen]

So Mr Mayor hope you're enjoying the show jumping, as I'm feeling horny right now, do you think I could bounce on your knee for horse riding practice?

Situation: Asking for a packet of condoms in the chemist shop.

Words: Array elongated permanent

Thanks Cate, I have nothing better to do than try and invent new games...lol

The young man approaced the pharmacist inquiring about the vast array of condoms asking "I see you have the elongated size, does that mean my cock will be permanet(ly) long?"


Situation: Little girl selling lemonade on the sidewalk outside a nudist camp.

Words: ice twice apart

 

[Kiss Me]

Situation: Little girl selling lemonade on the sidewalk outside a nudist camp.

Words: ice twice apart

Ice cold lemonade is what I'm selling sir, I've told you twice already and my daddy said if you don't buy something he's going to tear you apart and ring the police.

Situation: Dropping the kids off at grandma's.

Words: Sex, Orgasm, Fetish

 

[Cathleen]

Ice cold lemonade is what I'm selling sir, I've told you twice already and my daddy said if you don't buy something he's going to tear you apart and ring the police.

Situation: Dropping the kids off at grandma's.

Words: Sex, Orgasm, Fetish

Oh that is plain mean Kiss!!

Thanks for taking the kids grandma, Joe and I really need to get away. Now little Joey has been asking about sex lately, so don't worry about him if he asks when your last orgasm was, what you really need to worry about is if he asks about your fetish for stockings and garters.


Situation: The first time sleeping with a new lover.

Words: Cough No Flower

 

[Kiss Me]

Situation: The first time sleeping with a new lover.

Words: Cough No Flower

LOL well done Cate.

You're such a sweet little flower and I know how shy you are, so if there's anytime you want to say no just cough and I'll stop immediately.


Situation: Paying the milkman in the morning.

Words: Ignore, juice, buttocks

 

[Cathleen]

LOL well done Cate.

You're such a sweet little flower and I know how shy you are, so if there's anytime you want to say no just cough and I'll stop immediately.


Situation: Paying the milkman in the morning.

Words: Ignore, juice, buttocks

I don't have milk delivered! LOL

Ignore the mess Mr. Milkman, I will get my checkbook. Could you please add juice to the order for next time, my hubby keeps yelling at me because I forget, he is such a pain in the buttocks.


Situation: Filling the car with gas/petro (self-serve)

Words: Pump globe sing

 

[Kiss Me]

I don't have milk delivered! LOL

Ignore the mess Mr. Milkman, I will get my checkbook. Could you please add juice to the order for next time, my hubby keeps yelling at me because I forget, he is such a pain in the buttocks.


Situation: Filling the car with gas/petro (self-serve)

Words: Pump globe sing

Listen lady all I'm trying to do is pump my own petrol. I don't need to hear you sing that loudly and neither does everyone else on the globe.



Situation: Coffee with your sister

Ugly, Jealous, Adore.

 

[Cathleen]

Listen lady all I'm trying to do is pump my own petrol. I don't need to hear you sing that loudly and neither does everyone else on the globe.



Situation: Coffee with your sister

Ugly, Jealous, Adore.

I told you once already sis, I am not the ugly, jealous type and I adore him, so butt out!

Situation: Doctor's waiting room

Words: Give Close Cat

 

[Kissophile]

I told you once already sis, I am not the ugly, jealous type and I adore him, so butt out!

Situation: Doctor's waiting room

Words: Give Close Cat

Nurse, would you please give us an appointment as soon as possible? My son had a nasty close encounter with a cat and I'd really like to have grandchildren some day.


Situation: a conference with your third grader's teacher (Catholic school)

sister, whip, submissive

 

[Kiss Me]

Nurse, would you please give us an appointment as soon as possible? My son had a nasty close encounter with a cat and I'd really like to have grandchildren some day.


Situation: a conference with your third grader's teacher (Catholic school)

sister, whip, submissive

Don't you worry Sister, I'll whip that little hooligan into a submissive little school boy by tomorrow morning, he'll never burn your habit again.


Situation: Talking to your elderly neighbour over the fence.

Words: Fart, Beer, Bra.

 

[Kissophile]

Don't you worry Sister, I'll whip that little hooligan into a submissive little school boy by tomorrow morning, he'll never burn your habit again.


Situation: Talking to your elderly neighbour over the fence.

Words: Fart, Beer, Bra.

Mrs. Wilson, I am so sorry that little Jimmy stole your bra off your clothes line and then my husband accidentally burned it up when he was showing Jimmy how to ignite his beer farts with a lighter.

Situation: asking your son about his date the night before

park, breast, lipstick

 

[Ginger_grl]

Mrs. Wilson, I am so sorry that little Jimmy stole your bra off your clothes line and then my husband accidentally burned it up when he was showing Jimmy how to ignite his beer farts with a lighter.

Situation: asking your son about his date the night before

park, breast, lipstick

So son, how was your date last night, you know I like to keep a-breast of your achievements, did you go for a walk in the park...Why are you wearing lipstick.??


Situation: You're attending a gynaecological examination for the first time.

Words: Cold, shallow, string vest.

 

[dr.bong]

So son, how was your date last night, you know I like to keep a-breast of your achievements, did you go for a walk in the park...Why are you wearing lipstick.??


Situation: You're attending a gynaecological examination for the first time.

Words: Cold, shallow, string vest.

That feels really COLD, but I hate to be SHALLOW, but did you notice I am a man, Hmmm, must of been fooled by the STRING VEST



Situation: You are a professor on the first day of a freshman history class


Words: flatulent, turgid, ampersand

 

[Kissophile]

That feels really COLD, but I hate to be SHALLOW, but did you notice I am a man, Hmmm, must of been fooled by the STRING VEST



Situation: You are a professor on the first day of a freshman history class


Words: flatulent, turgid, ampersand

Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to learn not so much what happened in history but why. We will learn, for example, that John Adams was not asked to write the Declaration of Independence because he was a flatulent old man in whose company few were comfortable in the heat of Philadelphia. We will learn that John Hancock was not asked because his prose was turgid. And, finally, we will learn that the ampersand was invented as a labor-saving device for secretaries.


Situation: You are explaining why you are delivering your date home two hours late.

Words: condom, shaft, penetration

 

[Ginger_grl]

Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to learn not so much what happened in history but why. We will learn, for example, that John Adams was not asked to write the Declaration of Independence because he was a flatulent old man in whose company few were comfortable in the heat of Philadelphia. We will learn that John Hancock was not asked because his prose was turgid. And, finally, we will learn that the ampersand was invented as a labor-saving device for secretaries.


Situation: You are explaining why you are delivering your date home two hours late.

Words: condom, shaft, penetration

I'm so sorry sir, I know were late, but if you'd had the night we've had you would understand. You see my mate Larry was being childish and playing with a condom, knowing that we wouldn't ever be using them with either of your beautiful daughters. He put it on the shaft of my gearstick in the car and didn't tell me. So when driving home while trying to change gear, my hand slipped off the thing and we bumped into a police car. The next two hours were spent getting the full penetration of the policemans wrath. Phew!!!!


Situation: Your granny gives you yet another woolly jumper for Christmas with a teddy bear on the front.

Words: Ejaculated, Forthcoming, Fairies

 

[Kissophile]

I'm so sorry sir, I know were late, but if you'd had the night we've had you would understand. You see my mate Larry was being childish and playing with a condom, knowing that we wouldn't ever be using them with either of your beautiful daughters. He put it on the shaft of my gearstick in the car and didn't tell me. So when driving home while trying to change gear, my hand slipped off the thing and we bumped into a police car. The next two hours were spent getting the full penetration of the policemans wrath. Phew!!!!


Situation: Your granny gives you yet another woolly jumper for Christmas with a teddy bear on the front.

Words: Ejaculated, Forthcoming, Fairies

"Oh, Gramma, it's very smart!" ejaculated Tony as he opened the gift box wrapped in paper decorated with angelic fairies. "It will be just the thing to wear to my forthcoming book signing at the children's book shop."

 

[Ginger_grl]

"Oh, Gramma, it's very smart!" ejaculated Tony as he opened the gift box wrapped in paper decorated with angelic fairies. "It will be just the thing to wear to my forthcoming book signing at the children's book shop."

Kissophile, want to tell us what the situation and words are.??