And The Winners Are!

[Rumple Foreskin]

AND THE WINNERS ARE!​

Voting for BEST LITEROTICA HOOK, an event second only in social significance to the day W.C. Fields drank a glass of water, has come to an end. That an unspecified number of AH'ers bothered to nominate their own openings and those of other Literotica writers, then vote 48 times on the finalist, says something, no doubt, but I haven't a clue what it might be.

So without further ado and/or do-do, here are the "AH'er's Choice" for best opening line in a Literoitca story.

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THIRD PLACE:

Lustful Leeves, by AngelicMinx

Russell had a fetish. I blame his parents. I mean, really... what were they smokin' the day he was born? They named him Russell Leeves? In my opinion, that was just asking for trouble. hell free" card.

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FIRST PLACE (tie)

Lassoing the Moon, by SelenaKittyn

She was going to hell. There was no getting around it—do not pass go, do not collect $200, she was going straight to hell without any little orange "Get out of hell free" card.

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White Trash, Ch. 1, by Jomar

Yeah, I fucked her.

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Inquiring minds might wonder what Selena and Jomar plan to do now that they're tied. For those who finished out of the money, feel free to blame the format and the formatter...

Rumple Foreskin

 

[glynndah]

for the hookers from the good little witch.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Hey, I didn't even know I was nominated! (How out of it I've been, huh? eek!)

Thanks, Rumply!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Hey, I didn't even know I was nominated! (How out of it I've been, huh? eek!)

Thanks, Rumply!

I believe it was Angelicminx who nominated you. I was way too busy in my role of election fixer, make that "coordinator" to do any real work.

As for your failure to notice that nomination, well, I'll get back to you on that. Sister Sarahh seems to have taken up permanent residence in the confessional chambers over at the First Church of the Burning Bush.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[angelicminx]

3rd!

 

[MarshAlien]

3rd!

Congrats, minx. I've been telling everyone I know that I've been spending time online with a prize-winning hooker.

 

[angelicminx]

Congrats, minx. I've been telling everyone I know that I've been spending time online with a prize-winning hooker.

LOL!

(Thanks, Marsh. )

 

[jomar]

Since this is the official announcement thread, I've been asked to repost my acceptance speech here:

I am honored to be in such esteemed company as SelenaKittyn, AngelicMinx, and the rest of the contestants for this (essentially third place) first place prize. Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, please let me say that I am humbled that my modest hook was self-selected among all the thousands of hooks on Lit to be in this poll.

And as for the story containing the winning sentence, White Trash, Part 1, well, it certainly stands on its own as a down and dirty, gritty stroke story. But the discerning reader will note the undertone of sadness, of yearning, of loss, of choices made that were not of our dreams. Yes, if you squint your eyes while reading WT, Part 1, and don't think too hard, it is much more than it seems.

Then you might be drawn to WT, Part 2, which has its own catchy start. This chapter is a direct continuation of the first chapter, and, as the first, while it stands alone as a stroker, the advanced reader will be drawn in by the male's ambivalence and increasing fondness for his drunken sex partner. The humor in this chapter abounds as the lovers satisfy their lust in the rustic setting of his single-wide.

Thank you, thank you, (*prayer bow*) and thank you.