And the Ripples spread.

[Handley_Page]

There's a plot bunny here somewhere.

Ladies, are you tired of you old vibrator thingy ?
Take a Look HERE:

The normal selling website is HERE:

I wonder if it can be cleaned in the washing machine ("No, Madam, you take the batteries out FIRST").

 

[NaokoSmith]

OMG, that is disgusting!!!!

But ... there are incredibly chic adult toys available which just look like modern art sculptures! Uh, not that I know anything about it

"This object in my suitcase, security officer? Why, it's the latest Damien Hirst! See, I have a jar of jelly to encase it in when I get to my destination."

Acksherly I know a good Damien Hirst story, I will go to Humour. (I was searching for it the other day and couldn't find it because I hadn't realised HP had set it up again with the proper British spelling. )

 

[FantasyXY]

That bear needs a hidden camera in one of its eyes.

She plays, we watch!

 

[Montanos]

There's a plot bunny here somewhere.

Ladies, are you tired of you old vibrator thingy ?
Take a Look HERE:

The normal selling website is HERE:

I wonder if it can be cleaned in the washing machine ("No, Madam, you take the batteries out FIRST").

LOL! That vibrator invention is hilarious!

Montanos

 

[NaokoSmith]

That bear needs a hidden camera in one of its eyes.

She plays, we watch!

OMG! urrrgggh!

That's even more disgusting!!!!

 

[FantasyXY]

OMG! urrrgggh!

That's even more disgusting!!!!

EXACTLY!

But if we see a close up view of her pussy, that must mean she is making the bear lick her ass.

I did correctly detect that we were going for disgusting humor on this one, right?

 

[PayDay]

.... Handley said 'thingy'

 

[Hypoxia]

Dildonic stuffed animals. Dildonic fuzzy-animal backpacks. Dildonic phone attachments. Dildonic musical instrument attachments (it fits on the back of your cello or bassoon or baritone sax). Dildonic devices with built-in audio / video sensors, WiFi / Bluetooth / 4G connectivity, and vital-stats reporting capability. (So the maker can optimize the experience, of course.)

The future's so bright, I gotta poke my eyeballs out.

 

[TxRad]

That bear needs a hidden camera in one of its eyes.

She plays, we watch!

You might want to check out this story

What Bears See

 

[annanova]

I wonder if it can be cleaned in the washing machine ("No, Madam, you take the batteries out FIRST").

I'm going to say... no. Tossing something like that in a standard washing machine would foul up the mechanics.

Oh... were we not being serious?

But Naoko's right - with all the new stuff out, who's to say which of the objects in my carry-on is or isn't a vibrator?

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm going to say... no. Tossing something like that in a standard washing machine would foul up the mechanics.

Oh... were we not being serious?

But Naoko's right - with all the new stuff out, who's to say which of the objects in my carry-on is or isn't a vibrator?

Pssst, those of you ladies who are not interested in a teddy bear - anna gives excellent advice on investments in modern art work.

 

[FantasyXY]

.... Handley said 'thingy'

You forgot to add your Bevis and Butthead laugh with that!

 

[NaokoSmith]

EXACTLY!

But if we see a close up view of her pussy, that must mean she is making the bear lick her ass.

I did correctly detect that we were going for disgusting humor on this one, right?

Honey, bears shitting in the woods is one thing, but using a bear to lick your shitter because you don't have the wood to hand is quite another!

 

[annanova]

Pssst, those of you ladies who are not interested in a teddy bear - anna gives excellent advice on investments in modern art work.

Why thank you, Naoko!

 

[NaokoSmith]

Why thank you, Naoko!

Honestly, ladies, it is a real pleasure having a good discussion about the shapes and ... uh, potential of modern art sculptures with anna. I strongly recommend it to anyone who has ever wondered about what decorative items might look best in their hand luggage as they walk through the airport, then unpack in the spare bedroom while Auntie Mae insists on hanging about and lending a hand:
"Oh, what's this, dear?"
"It's a modern art sculpture I thought you might like, but then I realised you would prefer this box of chocolates, I'll just put it back in my hand luggage to take home again, Auntie Mae."
"Oh no! I love it! It's just the thing for the mantlepiece. What's this little switch? Why ... hee hee hee! it's moving, what will those artistic types think of next? I will take this along to the vicar's next Wednesday's Cultural Classics Class."

 

[annanova]

"What's this little switch?"

And yet with most of the rechargeable... art pieces... you can't even tell they have a switch.

 

[NaokoSmith]

And yet with most of the rechargeable... art pieces... you can't even tell they have a switch.

See what I mean? Probably actually a consultant for the Guggenheim.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Did anyone catch this gem hidden in the side stories on that article?

Ohio man cuffed AGAIN for shagging inflatable pool raft
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/16/ohio_repeat_offender/

 

[Montanos]

See what I mean? Probably actually a consultant for the Guggenheim.

I think I would BUY that for my sexy other.

If I ever came home to find my girl using a teddy bear to please herself, I would go into pervert mode and probably stop thinking. The wrongness of the image, the twisted corruption of innocence, would have me going nuts.


Teddy-nator. The traveling companion that snuggles the bad dreams away.
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Montanos

 

[NaokoSmith]

I think I would BUY that for my sexy other.

Consult annanova! She will be able to suggest any number of suitable ... table ornaments.

Wow, I ... uh, actually received a consignment of superlative modern art pieces, and they will go in the bath! I mean ... you can put them up on the shelf in the bathroom without their suffering ill effects from the damp. Which presumably is not the case with a teddy bear (urrrrggggh).

And in all seriousness, they don't look at all rude, I think people would readily believe those are art pieces or hand massage items or whatever

(No I will not be reviewing them in a practical way on these threads. Go to audio if you want that kind of thing - you can get it with sound effects! )

 

[Handley_Page]

Consult annanova! She will be able to suggest any number of suitable ... table ornaments.

. . .
(No I will not be reviewing them in a practical way on these threads. Go to audio if you want that kind of thing - you can get it with sound effects! )

BZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[NaokoSmith]

BZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*****

<snerk>

 

[Handley_Page]

This one might cause a stir in some quarters:
See HERE

 

[annanova]

This one might cause a stir in some quarters:
See HERE

Hoo-boy.

The style we carry doesn't fit an iPad.

 

[NaokoSmith]

This one might cause a stir in some quarters:
See HERE

Urrrggh, we really need a 'that's gross' smiley on here!