And the Bad Sex Award goes to ...

[dr_mabeuse]

Mailer wrote about a man being cornholed by the mummy of himself as his great grandfather in a pyramid in Ancient Evenings. Anyone who can even imagine that kind of sexual act is exempt from any bad sex award for all eternity everlasting as far as I'm concerned.

--Zo-ot

 

[hmmnmm]

Mailer wrote about a man being cornholed by the mummy of himself as his great grandfather in a pyramid in Ancient Evenings. Anyone who can even imagine that kind of sexual act is exempt from any bad sex award for all eternity everlasting as far as I'm concerned.

--Zo-ot

Choice

 

[walkerlong]

I could definitely do without "soft as a coil of excrement" thank you very much.

 

[Adrenaline]

Yeah, I remember writing on another site that, context or no, it would have been a more interesting artistic discussion to not go the easy, reductive route, and make sex between Hitler's parents to be so feckin' awful. It's just so...predictable. :/ Oh well, Mailer's best years were long ago (so I'm told).

 

[SlickTony]

Mailer wrote about a man being cornholed by the mummy of himself as his great grandfather in a pyramid in Ancient Evenings. Anyone who can even imagine that kind of sexual act is exempt from any bad sex award for all eternity everlasting as far as I'm concerned.

--Zo-ot

The first thing you shall ask of any sex scene is, does it work?

OT, but I read your Hanukkah story and I liked it.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

The first thing you shall ask of any sex scene is, does it work?

OT, but I read your Hanukkah story and I liked it.

Anyone who reads my Hanukkah story and likes it is likewise exempt from any bad sex awards for all eternity everlasting, especially in Jew Heaven, where most of the bad sex awards are given out.