Young Knave
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Jurassic Park 3. A dinosaur ate a cell phone and it still worked. And people could hear it while it was inside the dinosaur, from hundreds of feet away. Then, after the phone had passed through the dinosaur's digestive track, it STILL worked! After being left on long enough to be digested.
That's one scene, but incredibly they manage to keep up that level of stupidity throughout the film. Roger Corman at his most rushed and careless has nothing on this, story-wise. But he was often working without a script, so at least he had an excuse. According to the credits, no less than three people worked on this and were payed a bundle, I'll bet.
Still, it was kind of fun. The dinosaurs and action sequences were well executed as usual. It was short and fast paced, and provided some unintentional laughs. I didn't feel cheated of my two dollars.
That's one scene, but incredibly they manage to keep up that level of stupidity throughout the film. Roger Corman at his most rushed and careless has nothing on this, story-wise. But he was often working without a script, so at least he had an excuse. According to the credits, no less than three people worked on this and were payed a bundle, I'll bet.
Still, it was kind of fun. The dinosaurs and action sequences were well executed as usual. It was short and fast paced, and provided some unintentional laughs. I didn't feel cheated of my two dollars.
he still put it to his mouth to talk
