And now for something completly different...

[cheerful_deviant]

Well, you gotta admit, it's different.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060223/060223_AtomBombToy03_hmed_6p.hmedium.jpg

Italian firm goes nuclear with atomic toys
Scale models of ‘Little Boy’ and ‘Fat Man’ shown at German toy fair

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Now who wouldn't really want one of these little beauties sitting on their mantle? I mean nothing really says "I have a fetish for mass destruction and human suffering on an industrial scale." like your very own scale model of a nuclear bomb on your desk at work. At the very least I bet it would be a great conversation starter. On the other hand most of the conversations would probablly end with, "Um... ok... I'll be going now."

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Well, you gotta admit, it's different.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060223/060223_AtomBombToy03_hmed_6p.hmedium.jpg

Italian firm goes nuclear with atomic toys
Scale models of ‘Little Boy’ and ‘Fat Man’ shown at German toy fair

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Now who wouldn't really want one of these little beauties sitting on their mantle? I mean nothing really says "I have a fetish for mass destruction and human suffering on an industrial scale." like your very own scale model of a nuclear bomb on your desk at work. At the very least I bet it would be a great conversation starter. On the other hand most of the conversations would probablly end with, "Um... ok... I'll be going now."

Speak for yourself pale faced duck. i would love having the aide to imagine nuking my boss or the noisy neighbors."Oh yeah> Well take that!"

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Speak for yourself pale faced duck. i would love having the aide to imagine nuking my boss or the noisy neighbors."Oh yeah> Well take that!"

I suppose one of them could be usefull in rush hour traffic...

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I suppose one of them could be usefull in rush hour traffic...

Little boy, fatman would leave a residue on your paint job

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Little boy, fatman would leave a residue on your paint job

If you've ever seen what I drive you'd know it wouldn't make much difference. Might even blow some of the grime off it.

 

[Guest]

If you've ever seen what I drive you'd know it wouldn't make much difference. Might even blow some of the grime off it.

station wagons.... now, thats the life!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

station wagons.... now, thats the life!

Hey, don't pick on my little wagon. It's long since paid for and gets over 30mpg.

And it's a real babe magnet.

 

[Guest]

Hey, don't pick on my little wagon. It's long since paid for and gets over 30mpg.

And it's a real babe magnet.

if i werent gay
i'd wrap you in a pride flag and steal you away
make you do unspeakable things
that you'd regret
cuz really, most men wouldnt care for an exacto knife so very close to their personally dangly bits.
*grin*

 

[Plain Jayne]

Can I power my vibrator with nuclear energy?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

if i werent gay
i'd wrap you in a pride flag and steal you away
make you do unspeakable things
that you'd regret
cuz really, most men wouldnt care for an exacto knife so very close to their personally dangly bits.
*grin*

I'm not all that sure I'd like that much either Mrs. Bobbit.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Can I power my vibrator with nuclear energy?

You might chip your teeth.

 

[Guest]

I'm not all that sure I'd like that much either Mrs. Bobbit.

i wouldnt use a serrated knife!
im not that cruel

 

[Plain Jayne]

You might chip your teeth.

If I can have an orgasm, it might be worth losing a few teeth.

 

[Plain Jayne]

i wouldnt use a serrated knife!
im not that cruel

Butter knife?

 

[Goldie Munro]

Oh I like the blue one. (The gold one is just too ostentatious!)

 

[Guest]

Butter knife?

i was thinking....


spoon.

 

[Plain Jayne]

i was thinking....


spoon.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

i was thinking....


spoon.

At least you didn't say potato peeler.

 

[Guest]

At least you didn't say potato peeler.

no, ive mastered the potato peeler.
i've yet to master the spoon. care to be my tester?

i just so wish you didnt have dangly bits. *sigh*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

i just so wish you didnt have dangly bits. *sigh*

No comment.

 

[Guest]

No comment.

so much meaning passed on with no comment.
sok
i unnerstand.
all men lurve their dangly bits. i mean, i guess i would love a dangly bit if i had one too... but my strap on just doesnt play those same tricks...however, it certainly does bring on the results.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

so much meaning passed on with no comment.
sok
i unnerstand.
all men lurve their dangly bits. i mean, i guess i would love a dangly bit if i had one too... but my strap on just doesnt play those same tricks...however, it certainly does bring on the results.

I need proof of these tricks. Do you have a video?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I need proof of these tricks. Do you have a video?

We are a digital family.

 

[Guest]

I need proof of these tricks. Do you have a video?

we've spoken about this.
you know my terms
meet me in waco
bring the plain wrapped package
not a spoken word
and its yours

 

[cheerful_deviant]

We are a digital family.

Not to worry, I'm in the digital age.