And now for something completely pointless, but very funny, and compulsive.

[matriarch]

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

I'm not even sure if I've put the link in properly.

Cyber-luddite.

If not, just type it in.

Just to intrigue you, my best so far, is 49 metres.

Mat

 

[Guest]

Mat., how do you play? I got to 2 metres. P.

 

[matriarch]

Mat., how do you play? I got to 2 metres. P.

Click your mouse on the 'start' board, and put the cursor back over the drunk before he starts moving.

Whichever way he starts to roll, you have to move the mouse the opposite direction.

Its all about little movements, move too far, and he just falls flat on his face.

Takes a while, but very compulsive when you get going. I had the whole office swaying in their chairs this afternoon. It was hilarious to watch. And listen. The 'damns!' were audible all down the corridor.

Have fun.

 

[cloudy]

I made it to 64 metres. I think I've had way too much real life practice with this, once upon a time.

 

[Randi Grail]

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

Can't click that link. Here's one that works:

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

Dumb game, but funny.


btw: 77 meters.

 

[Guest]

LOL! 4 metres. Pissed as a fart.

VERY funny!

Lou

 

[Guest]

I tried 5 times and couldn't save him once, 2m each time. I need true or false games. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I made it to 47, I'm not a good of a drunk as Cloudy, but a hell of a lot better than Lou....

 

[Guest]

7

 

[Guest]

8

Time I cleaned my mouse ball out, I think.

Lou

 

[cheerful_deviant]

57 meters for me. I'm fairly well practiced, but not as much as cloudy.

 

[Liar]

8

Time I cleaned my mouse ball out, I think.

Lou

Yeah, you like that don't ya?

79 meters! Do I get a prize?

 

[Guest]

A dozen tries, 27 meters was my best effort. After that I said "Fuck it. Let the poor bastard sleep it off." and I called him a cab.

 

[Guest]

I've played this before. 72 was my best score.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, you like that don't ya?

79 meters! Do I get a prize?

Yes.

You can have the scum from my little wheels.

Lou

 

[Liar]

Yes.

You can have the scum from my little wheels.

Lou

Thank you...i think.

 

[Guest]

Thank you...i think.

Think nothing of it, love.

 

[matriarch]

*shaking my head in disbelief*

Isn't it amazing how the most ridiculous things can reduce previously coherent, intelligent literati into.....lemmings.

 

[Just-Legal]

Eheheh

I have my other half addicted too... *snickers*

 

[EmeraldKitten]

*shaking my head in disbelief*

Isn't it amazing how the most ridiculous things can reduce previously coherent, intelligent literati into.....lemmings.

LMFAO.

Oh my god! That was the funniest damn thing in the entire world. lol.

57 was my high score.
I couldn't get any farther because I took extreme pleasure in throwing him down, LOL!!!!

How freakin fun, lol.
Thanks Mat-sweetie

~K