mernie99
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If you want to be in the know ... some user submitted definitions from Urban Dictionary.
Plunker: When a woman gives head to a guy while he is taking a shit on the toilet.
Blumpkin: To receive fellatio whilst depositing feces on the lavatory.
Dirty Sanchez: When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a mustache.
Tony Danza: When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Donkey Punch: The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
Cleveland Steamer: A sexual act by nature (fetish) the Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Strawberry Shortcake: The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of strawberry shortcake.
Abe Lincoln: When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Cincinnati Bowtie: When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
Dump Truck: Tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck.
Ho: A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
Vertical Smile: A creative term for vagina or pussy.
Bearded Taco: A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape.
Cum Dumpster: A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. Said receptacle is usually a slutty ho.
Snapper: A vagina with a muscular vaginal wall, for extra sensation.
Roast Beef: A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat.
Jism: 1. A nutritional liquid which emanates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.
Gak Towel: A material often found on a teenage boys bedside table, used to clean up ones spunk from ones penis.
Brain: Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortunately, most male brains reside in their penile regions.
Batwing: When you stretch the extra skin between your balls out far and flat, like a sheet of paper. So you can see the veins and everything, like a batwing.
Whore: A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!
Plunker: When a woman gives head to a guy while he is taking a shit on the toilet.
Blumpkin: To receive fellatio whilst depositing feces on the lavatory.
Dirty Sanchez: When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a mustache.
Tony Danza: When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Donkey Punch: The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
Cleveland Steamer: A sexual act by nature (fetish) the Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Strawberry Shortcake: The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of strawberry shortcake.
Abe Lincoln: When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Cincinnati Bowtie: When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
Dump Truck: Tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck.
Ho: A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
Vertical Smile: A creative term for vagina or pussy.
Bearded Taco: A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape.
Cum Dumpster: A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. Said receptacle is usually a slutty ho.
Snapper: A vagina with a muscular vaginal wall, for extra sensation.
Roast Beef: A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat.
Jism: 1. A nutritional liquid which emanates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.
Gak Towel: A material often found on a teenage boys bedside table, used to clean up ones spunk from ones penis.
Brain: Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortunately, most male brains reside in their penile regions.
Batwing: When you stretch the extra skin between your balls out far and flat, like a sheet of paper. So you can see the veins and everything, like a batwing.
Whore: A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!
