... and now for our morning inspirational message to the Taliban

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ha ha Desert ... i love those one liner questions and answers ... priceless, baby ...thank you ...

"Archie Bunker ... said the best way to stop terrorism is to give everyone a gun when they board (the plane), and then collect them when they get off."

-- Garrett Willis, explaining theories on how to combat terrorism.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Say uncle ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Nowhere to hide baby ...

cum sing along with me ...

<turn up your speakers>

http://www.flowgo.com/refer/redir.cfm?page_id=19443&d=10-27-01

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Osama stinks ...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Since you woke up your thread

OK, one of my favorites...

 

[LukkyKnight]

let's try that again

click here, click there... this is soooo tricky, but it turns out I posted the image in question a while back... so click here to see "the chase"

Now I gotta learn how to point at one paricular post instead of the whole thread.

Thanks, Isabella, I do like these images...

 

[blueturtle]

Has anyone else noticed that you never hear any Cat Stevens on the radio lately.

 

[gridiron]

United Airlines & American Airlines Announce Non-Stop Flights to Afghanistan..

Here's some humor for you..

 

[PowerOfOne]

This is my magic carpet?

It seems Osama Bin Laden has lost a little weight since he had to change magic carpets.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Now I understand why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle:

* No premarital sex.

* No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never.

* No booze. None. Never.

* No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.

* No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN.

* No Hooters.

* No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

* No organized sports of any kind. That's right --- NO sports.

* Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs.

* No Victoria's Secret.

* Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.

* Sand.

* Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.

* More sand.

* Sandstorms.

* Rags for clothes and hats.

* Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.

* Eating with your right hand only-because you wipe your ass with your left hand.

* More fucking sand... everywhere!

* Constant wailing from the asshole next door ... no wait, that's music!

And when you die it's supposed to all get better......

 

[p_p_man]

Now I understand why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle:

 

[WriterDom]

* No organized sports of any kind. That's right --- NO sports.

I saw them playing soccer in Afghanistan on tv. But there were men in the stands with whips beating anyone who clapped or booed. They also have weird combo polo/rugby game played with a headless calf.

 

[Guest]

Now I understand why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle:

* Constant wailing from the asshole next door ... no wait, that's music!

And when you die it's supposed to all get better......

Music? Nope no music allowed either.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

The American says, "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I will do."

The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset over this. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in "Star Trek'.

The American laughs and leans over and whispers, "That is because it takes place in the future."

 

[Isabella Thorne]

now that camel's got balls ...

 

[Thumper]

Ya knooooow...

I saw them playing soccer in Afghanistan on tv. But there were men in the stands with whips beating anyone who clapped or booed. They also have weird combo polo/rugby game played with a headless calf.

After attending some little league games lately and observing the parental units vulgar displays of "spotsmanship"...

I am thinking a few Taliban in amongst the soccer moms and dads might be a good thing.

Hey Isabella....I'll bet that "rocket launcher" has one hell of a "kick"

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[ToddHwrd]

Here's One!

This one caught my eye the other day!!! Maybe you all will like it

Todd

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

OMG Desert ... those pics were hilarious ... thank you so much darling ...

andnow for a new Afghanistan map ...