... and now for our morning inspirational message to the Taliban

[Isabella Thorne]

go get 'em Lady Liberty ..

 

[MissTaken]

Oh, my! She didn't look like that when I sang at the Gala festival in the 80's!!!!



Now seriously, I have my poms poms and am cheering on the Pres!

 

[Pokerman]

I wonder where she stuck her torch....

 

[SexCrazedQT4U]

Heres a thought............

 

[Mistress]

Seen the first one before....cute

And the last one...I like

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Hey come out and play

oh yea ... i love that second "inspirational message" too ...

thanx SexCrazed!
________________________
Hey - man you disrespecting me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated
Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18 you won't be doing any time

Hey come out and play

~Offspring~

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Batter up

FOR ALL YOU BASEBALL FANS

Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, Mullah Omar, and Sadam Hussein, et. al.,

We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules, we look forward to playing without them for the first time.

Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will, literally, toast you.

While we will admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate.

By the way, we will be playing on your diamond now.

Batter up.
Our team line up is:
Manager ~ George W. Bush
Head Coach ~ Colin Powell
Assistant Coach ~ Donald Rumsfeld
Pitching Coach ~ Dick Cheney
Starting Pitcher ~ Lead off hitter... Norman Schwartzkoff
1st Base ~ Marine Corps... Air and Ground
2nd Base ~ U S Navy Air Wing... Ships don't work well in sand
Shortstop and clean up hitter ~ U S Air Force
3rd Base and Outfield ~ Combined U S Forces of Military
Pinch hitters as needed ~ Navy SEALS, Army Special Forces, Delta Force

You may choose whoever you want for your team...It ain't gonna matter.

Sincerely,

On behalf of the 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America

Psssssssssst – Canadians and the rest of the world are standing by in the wings as relief pitchers.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Goat Milk, you bastard?

Missing ...

 

[April]

LMFAO Isabella! Oh, thanks so much for the cute game. Hubby and I got a kick out of it. And then he proceded to tear up my 'puter. Men!

Clean up batter. What exactly is that? Hey, I've got two baseball bats right here. Can I play? No balls, though. LOL!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

<hey i am glad you liked the Osama game, April darling>

School days, school days, wonderful, wonderful school days ...

 

[Demian]

Ancient People of the Desert

Hi Isabella

Right now I'm watching a thing on the Tele about the tombs and civilizations of the Pharohs...I love stuff about ancient Egypt...I'm not sure how this relates...maybe it's that the Pharohs were such a greater people than the religions that followed and paled in comparison...Christians are not Jesus...Some Muslims are just plain lost...I really looked upon the Towers as Our pyramids...But the ancient wise will last...They say the brotherhood of Masons goes as far back as the pyramids...

 

[Guest]

<hugs Demian>

this just in ....

Apparently the Irish army has surrounded a department store in Dublin.

They are acting on a tip-off that Bed Linen is on the second floor.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

dammit ...

good gravy dear .. after i posted that irish army joke ... i thought to myself ... hey there's another post by an unregistered poster ...

so i thought i'd check it out ...

dammit .... ha ha ha

 

[MissTaken]

Tony Blair

I just finished watching PM Tony Blair's speech this morning.

He sent a rather "inspirational morning message to the taliban" as well!

What an incredible and articulate speaker!

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[April]

LOL at Isabella! Sorry, but that was just so funny.

I've got this wonderful little mp3 song in case anybody wants me to email it to them. A take off of Belafonte's Dayo. Very funny. Unfortunately, it's too big to upload to my website.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

<jumping up and down with glee as i clap my hands>

me me me ... April darling ... please send it to me .... moi .... oh god that would be so funny ... pleeeeeeeease ...

and i would like to offer the same gesture <as the kind April> to anyone who wants me to send them the Osama game ... it's really funny ... and you can blow him up real good ...

and anyways i wouldn't know how else to share it with you ... cause i don't think i can post it ... can i?

 

[bearlee]

Sorry, this may be kind of old now:

Oh, Osama bin Laen, you son of a bitch
May your balls get the 7 year itch
May your pecker be bent in such a manner
That your asshole whistles the Star Spangled Banner

 

[Beebeeblue]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

hey there beebee dear ... how cum you posted the same pic as i did? now i know for sure you never pay attention to my posts ... ha ha ha ... no seriously ...

i love that Boeing inspirational invitational message btw Miss Amazon ...

oh no ... i never heard that funny poem before bearlee ... thanx ...

... oh and someone sent me this by email today... their theory on how best to get rid of Osama Bin Laden:

"Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the SAS, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Whadaya think? "

now that's good thinking ... ha ha ha

 

[MissTaken]

Divine Justice!

And a wonderful way to end his fanatical hold over his followers.


I love it!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... ok now the British army is getting mixed up too ...

noooooooo it is Bin Laden ... repeat after me ... Bin Laden ...

not Bean Laden .... hee hee hee

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden and Uncle Sam are
out walking together one day. They come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one
wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,
and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever
fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF the land in Canada
was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans
can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF there was a
huge wall around Afghanistan.

Uncle Sam, (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very
curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "I want you to fill it with water."
__________________________________________
Islamic law
"After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
(umm ok .... I'm sure the lamb appreciates that one)

 

[Isabella Thorne]

welll .... i sure would hate to see this ....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... sorry i double posted ...