And now, a word about natural breasts...

[amicus]

Curl4ever: "... I noticed a forum post by Joesephus that mentioned the outstanding essay "Understand Breasts and Bra Sizes" by elfin_odalisque. Her contribution does a far more complete and humorous treatment about the subject in general. Please consider this thread a humble appendix to her masterpiece.]..."

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Thank you for the link to elfin....marvelous read and informative also....

amicus...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Maybe there should be an AH evaluation method for natural breasts. Something like this:

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Provide a value (1-10) for each, 1 = least, 10 = best
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Size ______

Squeezablility _______

Nipple Protrusion when erect ______

Areola Size __________

Ease of Erection ________

Taste __________

Sag/Perkiness _________ (1 = Cow Flop, 10 = Mine)

Jiggle Quotient ________

Comon Exposure _________ (How often she "whips um out")

Add as you see fit

 

[rgraham666]

If I'm in a position to take that many notes on a woman's breasts, I'm going to be too busy to take notes.

 

[curl4ever]

Wearing a bra ... has no effect on the stayupability of your mammaries.

"His hand insinuated itself up the taut flesh of her chest until he nursed the warm globe of her breast in his palm. She exhaled loudly as the pad of his thumb slid over the tumescence of her already stiff nipple."

Very interesting information. I think this message needs to taken to heart by every woman so that bralessness would become pervasive. The only problem is that average male's task attentiveness would probably drop by at least 75%. (We're so distractable.)

Your quote was delicious. Is it from one of your stories?

- curl

 

[curl4ever]

Maybe there should be an AH evaluation method for natural breasts. Something like this:
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Provide a value (1-10) for each, 1 = least, 10 = best
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Dear Ms. Jackson,

Before I reply to your interesting proposal, I wanted to let you know that even if you claim to be a Psycho Bitch, you are absolutely my favorite Psycho Bitch. The delightful image of your sensual wineglass will stay in my mind for a long time.

I think that your rating scheme is very interesting and quite comprehensive, but I dearly hope that its target audience would turn out to be limited to the prime-time TV target audience (males under age 25). I hope that as we get older and wiser, we men realize that we should have ten-level appreciation for (and get ten-level enjoyment out of) whatever kind of pair our partner offers us.

I think I need some pithy quotes, like:

"Ask not what her breasts can do for you, but what you can do for them." or​

"It's not their size that matters, but the amount of the joy you can give to their owner." ("whether you can give a groaner to their owner"???)​

The pithy phrases still need a lot of work! (and a LOT more hands-on research )

- curl

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