Eumenides
I Am Little Spoon
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This had to be one of the most bizarre nights of my life. Fun as hell, but bizarre. You wouldn't believe me if I told you, so I'll just post the highlights.
Went to see a band I've seen play a couple of times, and there were all these musicians joining them (well known musicians in these here parts) at various intervals. There was everything from guitar to banjo to saxaphone to violin.
Really drunk/high guy postulating about the difference (or lack thereof, as he came to the conclusion) between art and theater.
Some kid asks if he can play, and the band lets him (they're a blues band) and he launches into Green Day and Foo Fighters.
Then, a guy walks in dressed in a white polo shirt, a black biker vest with the chains across the front and a picture of Rodney Dangerfield on the back, a red sequined tie with a pic of Rodney on it, black shorts and white socks pulled up to his calves. He walks up to drunk/high guy and pulls his cigarette out of his hand, and does a magic trick with it that makes the cigarette just disappear. (Pretty amazing trick, actually) Drunk/high guy is amazed for about thirty seconds...til he realizes that was his last fucking cigarette! Bastard!...So he follows Rodney guy around the bar bitching at him.
Rodney then pays the band a hundred dollars to let him sing Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Then there was the Rastafari wannabe. Nuff said.
I'll leave you with that, but there were far more bizarre things that happened.

Went to see a band I've seen play a couple of times, and there were all these musicians joining them (well known musicians in these here parts) at various intervals. There was everything from guitar to banjo to saxaphone to violin.
Really drunk/high guy postulating about the difference (or lack thereof, as he came to the conclusion) between art and theater.
Some kid asks if he can play, and the band lets him (they're a blues band) and he launches into Green Day and Foo Fighters.
Then, a guy walks in dressed in a white polo shirt, a black biker vest with the chains across the front and a picture of Rodney Dangerfield on the back, a red sequined tie with a pic of Rodney on it, black shorts and white socks pulled up to his calves. He walks up to drunk/high guy and pulls his cigarette out of his hand, and does a magic trick with it that makes the cigarette just disappear. (Pretty amazing trick, actually) Drunk/high guy is amazed for about thirty seconds...til he realizes that was his last fucking cigarette! Bastard!...So he follows Rodney guy around the bar bitching at him.
Rodney then pays the band a hundred dollars to let him sing Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Then there was the Rastafari wannabe. Nuff said.
I'll leave you with that, but there were far more bizarre things that happened.