Ancient Will Smith Rap Ringtone Prompts Another School Freakout

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Ancient Will Smith Rap Ringtone Prompts Another School Freakout


Now this is a story all about how, gun freakouts turned school life upside down…


According to the The Times of Beaver, Pa., the receptionist on Thursday called 19-year-old Travis Clawson, a student at Ambridge Area High School, to remind him of an appointment and heard Clawson’s voice mail greeting, his own rendition of the theme to the 1990s hit show starring Will Smith. She thought she heard the words “shooting people outside of the school,” The Times reported, though the actual words of the song are, “And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school.”




The receptionist called the police, who put all Beaver County schools on lockdown while they looked for Clawson, who, it turned out, was in his guidance counselor’s office. Police took him into custody. He said he was just imitating the show’s theme song, which features Will Smith rapping the words written by Quincy Jones, and The Times reported, the district attorney said authorities listened closely to the phone greeting and decided Clawson was right. He was released.

Officials said that even though it was not a real security situation, everybody in the school system did what they should in light of the reported threat, The Times reported.
 
2 step solution

Raze all school buildings

Kill all teachers




DONE

CASE CLOSED!

All fucking lunatics, these "teachers":cool:
 
Maryland school offers counseling for students troubled by “pastry gun” incident


Can we just officially declare the anti-gun hysteria to have reached the point of insanity?

We’re punishing 7-year olds for biting pastry into the shape of a gun?

These school officials have lost their minds, 7-year-old suspended for alleged ‘pastry gun’:



But WAIT, it gets worse:



UPDATE II: School Offers Counseling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident:


“If your children express that they are troubled by today’s incident, please talk with them and help them share their feelings. Our school counselor is available to meet with any students who have the need to do so next week. In general, please remind them of the importance of making good choices.”
 
You guys are something. else. What, I'm not sure.:eek:
 
No, a nice smooth White Russian. Last one I had was a few years back at the local Cheesecake Factory. :) Who knew the Cf made good drinks.
 
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