Anally raped to within a nanometre of my worthless little life.

The good ones leave, and the Primalexes stay. That's the way it's been in too many forums.

*covers snickering with hand*

Oh, Stella! Bad! :D:D

Thank you Stella....you said what I was thinking in a much nicer manner.....
Thanks, Stella. You gave me a reason to smile before 8 a.m. That's not easy to do, you know.

qp's not bad *all* the time, though. Every once in a while, he gets over himself and actually posts something either interesting or insightful. (Actually, I think it's his 12-year-old nephew who makes those posts.)
 
Hey, I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure Ms Vevet is just busy with her business. You know, running a business takes quite a lot of time. Besides, I've seen people return to forums after being absent for years. I was actually a member of literotica myself in 2006 and disappeared until 2008.

Oh, and the worthless little life thing was sarcastic and meant to get people's attention. Obviously, said ass fuck was highly enjoyed by reading the first post.
 
Funny thing - usually you complain when old threads get a useless bump. Alas, the world would be boring without hypocrites.

satindesire said:
Wow, what an old thread.

Sure turned into a crapfest, didn't it? *shakes head*

About as boring as it would be without blind people to make fun of. :D
 
She seemed pretty nice. I tried to get to know her, but I think she was already checked out.

It happens, like with blogs, or networking sites, sometimes you just lose all interest.

She was an angel. We had a lot of PMs between us. I miss her a lot.


About as boring as it would be without blind people to make fun of. :D

You know why Blind people don't sky dive, right?













It scares the SHIT out of their dogs. :D
 
Well.

I'm writing this in stunned, post-violation silence. I'm in too much pain and playing host to too many adrenalin pixies to even think about sleep. Master went psycho on me just now and I loved every second. I think it merits posting for posterity.

After reading through this thread I know Velvet has disappeared from the forum. That's unfortunate. This post is one of the hottest things I've ever read.

Thank you for sharing the wicked details! :devil:
 
After reading through this thread I know Velvet has disappeared from the forum. That's unfortunate. This post is one of the hottest things I've ever read.

Thank you for sharing the wicked details! :devil:


I soooooo agree. I was just thinking that I joined this site years too late. I am genuinely envious.
 
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