Analingus tips for a young woman?

[ExxBurgundy]

So, my first attempt at analingus was a few nights ago at the very embarrassed request of a partner. I tried to make him feel comfortable and relaxed about it because I was kind of proud he'd worked up the nerve to ask (he's a quiet guy), so I gave it my best shot. I feel like I fell short, literally, as I'm only 5'0 and pretty petite, so my tongue doesn't sweep and prod around like it should to make it (what I'm assuming) would be really good. I gave it a good attempt but I'm pretty sure his compliments were just him being sweet haha. I felt a little crestfallen that I couldn't rock his world when it's obviously something he's fantasized about. How can I make it mindblowing for him if I can't really reach to enter him with my tongue?


Sincerely,
Frustrated Feminist

 

[Disgustipated]

So, my first attempt at analingus was a few nights ago at the very embarrassed request of a partner. I tried to make him feel comfortable and relaxed about it because I was kind of proud he'd worked up the nerve to ask (he's a quiet guy), so I gave it my best shot. I feel like I fell short, literally, as I'm only 5'0 and pretty petite, so my tongue doesn't sweep and prod around like it should to make it (what I'm assuming) would be really good. I gave it a good attempt but I'm pretty sure his compliments were just him being sweet haha. I felt a little crestfallen that I couldn't rock his world when it's obviously something he's fantasized about. How can I make it mindblowing for him if I can't really reach to enter him with my tongue?


Sincerely,
Frustrated Feminist

Stick your dick in his ass next time.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

So, my first attempt at analingus was a few nights ago at the very embarrassed request of a partner. I tried to make him feel comfortable and relaxed about it because I was kind of proud he'd worked up the nerve to ask (he's a quiet guy), so I gave it my best shot. I feel like I fell short, literally, as I'm only 5'0 and pretty petite, so my tongue doesn't sweep and prod around like it should to make it (what I'm assuming) would be really good. I gave it a good attempt but I'm pretty sure his compliments were just him being sweet haha. I felt a little crestfallen that I couldn't rock his world when it's obviously something he's fantasized about. How can I make it mindblowing for him if I can't really reach to enter him with my tongue?


Sincerely,
Frustrated Feminist

what does your height have to do with analingus?

only a sexually inexperienced guy could write this stupid

putz

 

[JohnnySavage]

So, my first attempt at analingus was a few nights ago at the very embarrassed request of a partner. I tried to make him feel comfortable and relaxed about it because I was kind of proud he'd worked up the nerve to ask (he's a quiet guy), so I gave it my best shot. I feel like I fell short, literally, as I'm only 5'0 and pretty petite, so my tongue doesn't sweep and prod around like it should to make it (what I'm assuming) would be really good. I gave it a good attempt but I'm pretty sure his compliments were just him being sweet haha. I felt a little crestfallen that I couldn't rock his world when it's obviously something he's fantasized about. How can I make it mindblowing for him if I can't really reach to enter him with my tongue?


Sincerely,
Frustrated Feminist

Excellent post and a very thought provoking question.

 

[ExxBurgundy]

I'm a woman, for the record... (see: "Analingus tips for a young WOMAN") and I would've never thought height would be an issue, but it apparently was. Thanks for the useless commentary, dillholes haha

 

[islandman]

Height is only an issue if part of the act is having him stand on a ladder.

 

[chillywilly2]

Stick your dick in his ass next time.

you always suggest your favorite position eh sweetie

 

[Disgustipated]

you always suggest your favorite position eh sweetie

You suck at trolling. At least be funny or smart or entertaining. Being none of those whilst trolling just makes you a boring moron.

Of course, I'm sure you're this way in real life too.

 

[butters]

if you're trying to reach during a 69 position, height can be an issue - just get him with his behind in front of your face and there's no problem.

 

[chillywilly2]

You suck at trolling. At least be funny or smart or entertaining. Being none of those whilst trolling just makes you a boring moron.

Of course, I'm sure you're this way in real life too.

Pretty much, yeah

 

[islandman]

if you're trying to reach during a 69 position, height can be an issue - just get him with his behind in front of your face and there's no problem.

Chip's right. Your guy should assume the position demonstrated by her AV.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Chip's right. Your guy should assume the position demonstrated by her AV.

I don't think that's her in the AV

 

[KRCummings]

I don't think that's her in the AV

You're right, no way would she ever look that good.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm a woman, for the record... (see: "Analingus tips for a young WOMAN") and I would've never thought height would be an issue, but it apparently was. Thanks for the useless commentary, dillholes haha

Some useful commentary:

Anallingus is spelled with 2 l's.

Height has as much relation to tongue length as it does penis size.

No one expects a prostate massage from a rimjob, so there's no disappointment.

If you want to blow his mind, you are working on the wrong end.

Hope this helps.

 

[KRCummings]

So, my first attempt at analingus was a few nights ago at the very embarrassed request of a partner. I tried to make him feel comfortable and relaxed about it because I was kind of proud he'd worked up the nerve to ask (he's a quiet guy), so I gave it my best shot. I feel like I fell short, literally, as I'm only 5'0 and pretty petite, so my tongue doesn't sweep and prod around like it should to make it (what I'm assuming) would be really good. I gave it a good attempt but I'm pretty sure his compliments were just him being sweet haha. I felt a little crestfallen that I couldn't rock his world when it's obviously something he's fantasized about. How can I make it mindblowing for him if I can't really reach to enter him with my tongue?


Sincerely,
Frustrated Feminist

I can't figure out how someone could fuck up a rim job. It's the easiest form of oral sex. You lick his/her asshole. That's it. It's not rocket science. Well, unless you're licking the asshole of a rocket scientist. It might get complicated then.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Some useful commentary:

Anallingus is spelled with 2 l's.

Height has as much relation to tongue length as it does penis size.

No one expects a prostate massage from a rimjob, so there's no disappointment.

If you want to blow his mind, you are working on the wrong end.

Hope this helps.

the river speaketh

 

[JohnnySavage]

I can't figure out how someone could fuck up a rim job. It's the easiest form of oral sex. You lick his/her asshole. That's it. It's not rocket science. Well, unless you're licking the asshole of a rocket scientist. It might get complicated then.

I thought oral sex was when you just sat around talking about it

 

[bronzeage]

I can't figure out how someone could fuck up a rim job. It's the easiest form of oral sex. You lick his/her asshole. That's it. It's not rocket science. Well, unless you're licking the asshole of a rocket scientist. It might get complicated then.

I'm sure face sitting in zero G is more difficult than it seems. Some kind of harness or other hardware would be needed.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I can't figure out how someone could fuck up a rim job. It's the easiest form of oral sex. You lick his/her asshole. That's it. It's not rocket science. Well, unless you're licking the asshole of a rocket scientist. It might get complicated then.

hence the inexperienced boy theory.

 

[KRCummings]

I thought oral sex was when you just sat around talking about it

That's after you're married.

 

[butters]

I don't think that's her in the AV

*busted*

 

[KRCummings]

hence the inexperienced boy theory.

No doubt it's just some kid but still, he couldn't think of something better?

 

[ExxBurgundy]

Some useful commentary:

Anallingus is spelled with 2 l's.

Height has as much relation to tongue length as it does penis size.

No one expects a prostate massage from a rimjob, so there's no disappointment.

If you want to blow his mind, you are working on the wrong end.

Hope this helps.

Thanks, that is helpful. That was exactly it, my tongue is just too short to enter. I'm a pretty excellent cock sucker so I guess I was just aggravated I couldn't do this well on my first attempt. I enjoyed the taboo-ness of it, so we'll just have to practice I guess.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Thanks, that is helpful. That was exactly it, my tongue is just too short to enter. I'm a pretty excellent cock sucker so I guess I was just aggravated I couldn't do this well on my first attempt. I enjoyed the taboo-ness of it, so we'll just have to practice I guess.

You ought not put your tongue up someone crap-hole. It's gross and you probably kiss your mother with that mouth.

 

[KRCummings]

You ought not put your tongue up someone crap-hole. It's gross and you probably kiss your mother with that mouth.

Never had your butt licked?