Anal

[KillerMuffin]

Can we not get a standing ovation for this wonderful activity?

And if you say "yes" to this question, do you think you're indicating agreement or disagreement?

And finally, all anal stories, real or imagined, welcome!

 

[Saint Peter]

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[patient1]

Can we not get a standing ovation for this wonderful activity?

And if you say "yes" to this question, do you think you're indicating agreement or disagreement?

And finally, all anal stories, real or imagined, welcome!

Muffy, you treacherous grammarian!

I would have said yes, thinking I concurred as to it's wonderful worthiness.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

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Item 2

Agreement, but you shouldn't have asked that question on a Sunday, KM. That was cruel.

Item 3

It was a dark and stormy night.

Her cries echoed through the house. "Harder ... harder," she told me. "Fuck my ass! Fuck it! Fuck my ass! Ooooh, God, I love it when you fuck me in the ass like this. . . !"

I found it pleasurable as well.

My little anal queen and I did not live happily ever after, though.

The End

 

[mbb308]

Diction

Can we not = can't we; therefore yes = approval. The purpose of language is to communicate, not to obfuscate.

Let us never be abstruse.

 

[Harbinger]

Can we not get a standing ovation for this wonderful activity?

No.

And if you say "yes" to this question, do you think you're indicating agreement or disagreement?

I didn't say yes, but if I did I would be indicating disagreement.

And finally, all anal stories, real or imagined, welcome!

Yes, welcome. And do I win anything?

 

[Guest]

I lie down beside you on the bed. My head is propped up by one hand around your knees. My knees are near your face. Our hands roam each other's bodies. My hands move up and down your inner thigh and pelvis as you run your hands along my calves. We lie there, touching one another and discuss the happenings of the day. We simply enjoy the touch of each other's fingers against our skin.

As I'm lying there, I realize once again just how much I enjoy being with you. As my mind wanders my hands follow suit, moving closer and closer to your balls and cock. Your hands continue to slowly caress my calves as you look down at me with some amusement. Your cock starts growing hard as my touch gets ever closer. I look up at you with a devilish grin as my hands cup your balls, tugging at them lightly. I finally move my other hand and slowly and gently begin moving my fingers along the sides of your cock, semi-stroking you. I continue to touch you, feeling you get harder, feeling the change in your breathing, feeling the warmth and the wetness grow between my legs.

After a bit, I throw my legs over your body, positiong myself to sit
with my back facing you as I bend over and begin sucking your cock and play with your balls. For a few moments you lay there and just enjoy my mouth wrapping so tightly around you. Your hand moves firmly up and down my back, then wrap tightly around my hips. Your hands dig in to me as I suck on your cock, letting all the saliva moisten the head and shaft.

You pull me back toward you bringing my wet pussy up to your mouth as you let your tongue move up and down my slit. You continue licking my cunt and I respond so positively. You hear my
moans the change in breath and you notice the increased fervor with which I suck on your cock. My hand wraps completely around your balls.

Suddenly, my hands leave your balls and come back to my
ass. I open my ass cheeks with my hand and tell you, "Be a dear and start getting me ready so you can fuck my ass." You oblige and begin licking my ass, moving your tongue up and
down between my cunt and my asshole. You use your fingerss to bring the juices that are flowing from my cunt down to my ass. As you lick my ass you can taste the juices from my pussy. You get me nice and wet as I continue sucking your cock. You feel my body moving away from your mouth as I move my body up over your cock. I reach back behind me as I'm facing your toes and slowly wrap my hand around the base of your cock bringing it up to the entrance of my ass. Ever so slowly and with you noticing that it causes me some pain, I begin guiding myself down on your cock. After a bit you move your hands to open me up
more, assisting me as I slowly try to allow your cock inside my ass.

It takes a great deal of time but finally, you are fairly deep
inside me. I simply sit on you, gently moving my hips and flexing
allowing you to feel me even tighter around you. I allow my ass to
pull you in, to rub and tighten around your cock. And with just these slow movements and your hands encouraging me, I make you cum in my ass.

 

[CarolineOh]

Can we not get a standing ovation for this wonderful activity?

And if you say "yes" to this question, do you think you're indicating agreement or disagreement?

And finally, all anal stories, real or imagined, welcome!

Sometimes standing is prefered for a while afterwards.

I got some last night, for the first time in over two months. Ooh, I missed it.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

It takes a great deal of time but finally, you are fairly deep
inside me. I simply sit on you, gently moving my hips and flexing
allowing you to feel me even tighter around you. I allow my ass to
pull you in, to rub and tighten around your cock. And with just these slow movements and your hands encouraging me, I make you cum in my ass.

Thanks..

9am Monday morning here and I'm horny now.....

 

[Zamdrist]

I guess it's never interested me. Why put my pecker in a tight, puckered hole, when I could put it in a juicy, warm hole?

Makes sense to me.

 

[Dougy]

I would have a hard time asking anyone to do something I would not be willing to do myself, so...I'm not behind you on this one KM.

Sorry...or maybe I am behind you on this one...damned obfuscation...

 

[CarolineOh]

I guess it's never interested me. Why put my pecker in a tight, puckered hole, when I could put it in a juicy, warm hole?

Makes sense to me.

I guess you had to be there.

 

[red_rose]

I would have a hard time asking anyone to do something I would not be willing to do myself, so...I'm not behind you on this one KM.

Sorry...or maybe I am behind you on this one...damned obfuscation...

You wish you were behind her.

 

[lavender]

 

[Zamdrist]

I guess you had to be there.

Don't knock it until you've tried it? I guess it just doesn't appeal to me, not with the other option.

However I would be willing to do next to anything for someone I loved.

 

[Zamdrist]

You do like your pussies tight, don't you?

LOL...you make a good case for it.

I like sloppy wet pussies. I've never experienced a pussy that was too loose. At least so loose it ruined the experience.

 

[CarolineOh]

Don't knock it until you've tried it? I guess it just doesn't appeal to me, not with the other option.

However I would be willing to do next to anything for someone I loved.

Zam, I was just trying to make a joke, but seriously, you shouldn't feel that there is anything wrong with not being interested in it. If it doesn't appeal to you, it just doesn't, and that's OK.

 

[Harbinger]

Re: Diction

Can we not = can't we; therefore yes = approval.

Yes, let's all use good diction in our written words. Very important.

About the other thing. Had Km asked, " Can we get a standing ovation for this wonderful activity? " I would have answered "yes." The addition of the word "not" would change the meaning of the question, and we have already had several ovations which may have been standing, so I answered "no".

The purpose of language is to communicate, not to obfuscate.

You may want to reconsider that one if you hang out here much longer.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Communication is only one of the functions of language. Sometimes language is used to interrupt or disrupt the communicative function of language.

Now let's get back to butt-fucking talk.

 

[scylis]

mmm... sweet front lawn butt sex lovin'!

(you knew you couldn't get away w/o someone saying it)

 

[perks]

harbinger likes rufflebutts!

 

[weathered2]

Doing my best to avoid any faux pas in grammar, put us down as holey, oops, wholly in favor of it. I'm pretty sure I can speak for Goddess on this one and I know damned well I like it.

 

[weathered2]

harbinger likes rufflebutts!

Who doesn't ?!

 

[Harbinger]

harbinger likes rufflebutts!

That's not very insulting. For a troll, I mean.