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I'm just bumping this thread for my dear friend Vinorosso...

Read this and take heed, missy!
 
Surgeon Generals Warning:Gay porn has been found to to cause Birth Defects, Emphysema,and various forms of cancer including but not limited to malignancy of the assal region
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It's only messy when you poop. Don't poop. Inhale & enjoy.


Tequila, block of wood and a shoehorn help too. If you wince, clench.
 
It's only messy when you poop. Don't poop. Inhale & enjoy.


Tequila, block of wood and a shoehorn help too. If you wince, clench.

Picked up a "lifetime skill" in prison, didn't ya shortie?

If you can keep the hemmorhoid flare-ups under control, there's a lucrative future ahead for you in gay midget porn!
 
"Wow, Freya. Your ass is like Mary Poppins' carpet bag."

That one made orange juice come out my nose.
 
Picked up a "lifetime skill" in prison, didn't ya shortie?

If you can keep the hemmorhoid flare-ups under control, there's a lucrative future ahead for you in gay midget porn!

Wow! You're like a crack head on the wake up rock. Really dude? I mean, really?
*Avery*
 
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