Anal

[lisa123414]

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Start at the beginning. Dont know how long it will take to read so many posts, and you don't have to read them all, but this is one of the funniest things i have ever read. Really. I printed out a bunch of it for a friend of mine. This has even made me reconsider, I mean, despite the threat of ass cancer, maybe it would be fun....

 

[SimplySouthern]

I ass cancer.

Well, at least the thread.

ing realy ass cancer would just be foolish.

Protect your assholes, people.

Did we ever mention you could blow an ass gasket and casue your asshole to slam shut after each turd? If not previously mentioned, let this be your warning.

 

[bronzeage]

I ass cancer.
Well, at least the thread.
ing realy ass cancer would just be foolish.
Protect your assholes, people.
Did we ever mention you could blow an ass gasket and casue your asshole to slam shut after each turd? If not previously mentioned, let this be your warning.

I love the gentility of a true southern belle.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I love the gentility of a true southern belle.

Twirling parasols and sipping Mint Juleps aren't as fun as slamming tequila shots and looking for massages with happy endings in far away Asian cities.

 

[bronzeage]

Twirling parasols and sipping Mint Juleps aren't as fun as slamming tequila shots and looking for massages with happy endings in far away Asian cities.

I enjoyed reading the abbreviations guide. What's the point of an eight letter acronym? BBBJTCWS? How do you say that?

NL means Nasi Lemak. I want a better explaination before I ask for that.

 

[scrapman]

is it proven ull get cancer?!?!?!.....cuz damn thats way not cool...i mean dont get me wrong im 19 and im up for new things but this whole anal things got me a bit freaked its like wtf is he thinking but apparently its supposed to be really good for him...but does the girl get anything from it?

The only way you will know if you get anything from it it to try it. Also ask him to go easy on your ass and who knows you might like it my wife dosn't but I know many women that did before I got married. About the mess factor in my expierence there has never been that mutch of a mess after anal sex

 

[SimplySouthern]

NL means Nasi Lemak. I want a better explaination before I ask for that.

Nasi Lemak means "to order".

It's like....whatever you want. Anything goes when it comes to hos.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

The only way you will know if you get anything from it it to try it. Also ask him to go easy on your ass and who knows you might like it my wife dosn't but I know many women that did before I got married. About the mess factor in my expierence there has never been that mutch of a mess after anal sex

haha I cant believe this thread is still going....damn.....

 

[garbage can]

okay so my bf and i were talking and he wants me to have anal with him....only thing is ive never done that before....im thinking major ouch factor...and on top of that wouldnt that be messy?!?!?!? idk...i think i need sumone to tell me what exactly is involved in anal....anyone out there that can help?!??!??!?!?

Don't do it. Anyone who prefers an ass to a pussy, has issues.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Don't do it. Anyone who prefers an ass to a pussy, has issues.

haha He didn't perfer ass...just wanted to try something diffrent from the norm of our sex life...but ummm thanks for the advice

 

[Chi-Guy31]

haha He didn't perfer ass...just wanted to try something diffrent from the norm of our sex life...but ummm thanks for the advice

Seriously, it's not a big deal and it actually is completely normal for many hetero couples to add anal to their sexual repertoire. There is much info here about couples who enjoy it together, giving and receiving a little ass play can be lots of fun (with tongues, toys and fingers, too) and it does not have to hurt or be messy, trust me. Just look at sex educator Tristan Taormino, who even published a book titled A Woman's Guide to Anal Sex! And her site, www.puckerup.com, can answer many of your questions. But there is nothing strange or weird about your BF wanting to try it out - it can feel great for both of you!

 

[Guest]

haha I cant believe this thread is still going....damn.....

Still going?! It's in the Lit Hall of Fame.

You missed a hell of an induction ceremony.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Still going?! It's in the Lit Hall of Fame.

You missed a hell of an induction ceremony.

Damn it....I missed the party

 

[Chi-Guy31]

Damn it....I missed the party

No reason why the party can't start up again!

 

[JollyRancherJen]

No reason why the party can't start up again!

A party just for me and my thread that was crazy...no it is not needed

 

[tortoise]

We're still hard at work on the extravaganza that will be:

ASS CANCER: THE MUSICAL!

 

[JollyRancherJen]

We're still hard at work on the extravaganza that will be:

ASS CANCER: THE MUSICAL!

*sniffle* I love it lol

 

[tortoise]

I even composed some incidental music for the musical. An overture, of sorts.

 

[bronzeage]

*sniffle* I love it lol

Look who's back.

In few more years youcan put up a sexy av.

 

[slapsht25]

*sniffle* I love it lol

just read the thread I think you should tell us of your first anal expierence

 

[JollyRancherJen]

Look who's back.

In few more years youcan put up a sexy av.

lol I know I just don't post enough round here.

 

[JollyRancherJen]

just read the thread I think you should tell us of your first anal expierence

Well lets see....it was 20 minutes of working myself up to do it for 2 minutes of an interesting experience.

 

[bronzeage]

Well lets see....it was 20 minutes of working myself up to do it for 2 minutes of an interesting experience.

Thats hot.

 

[tortoise]

lol I know I just don't post enough round here.

Aye, but you started the single funniest thread in Lit history. That's a monumental achievement, that is.

 

[slapsht25]

Well lets see....it was 20 minutes of working myself up to do it for 2 minutes of an interesting experience.

interesting to do again and if so was it better?