anal vs. vaginal

Anal sex?

Great fantasy. In real life it turned out to be nothing to write home about. Maybe I just haven't met the right guy?
 
I can't imagine any circumstances...

...under which I would write home about it.

Dear Mum:

Lat night, Mr. Bri and I fancied a bit of a change in the bedroom, so just for something different, we tried anal sex.

Mum, it was so fantastic, I just had to write and tell you: you really should let Dad take you up the arse!

Love,
Bri

It's not really very likely, is it?

<g>
 
DarlingBri

OTFLMAO
Thank god you pointed that out. I owe you big time.

:D
 
We are at home!

Dear Bri:

Thanks for your update. Dad and I engaged in a bit of anal ourselves last night. I luv it when he buggers me.

In our case, it was nothing to write home about but it WAS something to wake up the neighbors about.

Love,
Mum
 
Cracks up laughing!

Oh you know you have to love it when they grunt.. :p
 
Neat!

As far as anal vs vaginal...

Love vaginal! Will never turn down anal! Whatever the lady wants, the lady gets. I'm just here to put a gleam in her eye and wear a goofy grin while I do it!
 
Kerrie & BrainyBeauty...

LMAO! That's brilliant, you guys... thanks so much for the laugh!

--Bri
 
This is a great thread. I came in just to answer the question got some good laughs, then got turned on by LL's writing, Wow, its all here!

I've probably said this in some other thread some time, but I have always been an ass man. Nothing turns me on quicker than a woman who knows how to make that ass move when she walks. So, yes, it carries over in my choice, vaginal Vs. anal. Not that I would ever turn down pussy, I'm no idiot.

I'm really a lucky guy. I married a woman who also enjoys anal sex. One of the ladies said that she and her significant other used it as a form of birth control. My wife chooses to use it as an alternative form of sex during her monthly cycle. I tried one time to tell her I could wash afterward, it wasn't really a big deal but she thought I didn't want to do her ass. Well, I never tried that conversation again.

So on those nights when my wife comes to bed really horney and asks what I want, I always say, "Baby, I want it all"
 
Be careful, Mistress, or I'll have to volenteer to drive to the other side of Lou. and take care of what your current fellow won't. hehehehehehehehe
 
Mistress said:
and it feels really good to get pounded from behind either way! ;)

Damn, Mistress! Where have you been all my life....
Sir G
Psst, could you talk to Willful about this? Explain to her that it's ALLRIGHT!!
Please!!!
Thanks Babe,
 
Re: LOL

Myst said:
I know that anal sex turns a LOT of guys on, because it's something that's so taboo at times, and many times their partners won't let them do it.

Myst, damn it! There you go inflaming lust in my heart again!! Stop that! Bad girl, bad Myst....... Err, ok, I guess you have to count me in as one of those guys in the LOT group.
A lifetime member even,
Sir G (not as pure as his mythological namesake)
 
Vaginal v. Anal

Ok, vaginal is great. There is nothing I love than having a finger, tongue, cock, or dildo in my pussy. The full feeling is incredible. And, of course, a female's clit is in her pussy. And I love getting my clit touched--as do most women.

As for anal, I love it. The fullness in your pussy is doubled when it's in your ass. I love the spasming of my ass around a throbbing cock, or a dildo(usually attached to my girlfriend). It's great once in a while. Anal, for me, is a treat when I get it done. And keeping it once in a while keeps it as a treat.

I also know that most guys love my ass. Somehow it is still tight, even after all those poundings I've taken. And pleasing a guy gives me just as much pleasure.

My girlfriend, she also loves my ass. There is nothing she likes to do more than put one end of our double-ended dildo in her pussy, and fuck me anally. She says it's a huge turnon for her. However she doesn't like me to do it to her. I have to convince her how good it feels. She's still too scared to try it.

So, anal has always been great for me. I love it and my partners have all loved to give it. It's a great part of my sexlife, when done sparingly(two to three times per month). It keeps it special and a treat.

So, all in all, vaginal is great, and anal is greater, but has to be done sparingly.

Anally yours,

Stacie :)
 
Re: Mail for Bri

KerrieOKeefe said:
Dear Bri--

You ......someone's at the backdoor, if you know what I mean!

Love,
Mom

Bri Dear,
LOL, no ROFLMAO!! I loved this, you have made my night! Have your "mum" write again soon!!
Sir G
 
vaginal vs. anal

You're all making me feel like a real perv. I know I can't be the only advocate of double penetration. Granted, it is the rare female who can accomodate two cocks in her pussy at once, but there is certainly a lot to be said for for the 'front and rear' double. I was once fortunate enough to be a member of an MMF threesome who enjoyed approximately 300 nights together, and 'front and rear' doubles were a pleasure we indulged each other in once or twice a week.
No matter how lively and talented a woman might be might be with a single cock to wrap herself around, the sensations generated by 'front and rear' doubles are orders of magnitude beyond. The feel of another cock thrusting against mine, separated by only a few millimeters of flesh, gave me my first true insight into what penetration must really feel like to a woman. The pride (yes, pride) I felt the first time I pressed back against a set of firm balls as a throbbing cock pumped me full of jizz was truly intense. But, it paled in comparason to the mind blowing sensation of my first triple simultaneous orgasm.
Topping that was hard, but when she got us to slip C cell vibrators in our asses, everyone of us agreed that we had indeed gone beyond. Increased ejaculate was an added benefit. I'm a sucker for cum running down a sweaty thigh, no pun intended.
Anal vs. vaginal? I vote for both, simultaneously.
 
LOL! :p Having a hard enough time getting it one way then both...
 
Anal is a new pleasure we have just started experimenting with. My Squeeze says it's great and want's it that way all the time. As for me it's the most amazing feeling. the way her ass pulses just as she orgasms is fantastic.
I was a little weirded out by the thought of it.
But I'm really glad she talked me into it.
Thanks Baby I love it.
 
Nope...nuh-uh

Won't go there....I mean, why when the best part of a woman...that very female of parts is right there.

Ewww...just ewwwwww! LOL

Saw a comedian last night...he said regarding this subject.
*to his anal requesting girlfriend*

If I wanted that I would be gay...cause then I wouldn't have to put up with the rest of your shit!

And I can't ever be gay...'cause

1. I like girls and...

2. I don't like poop on my penis.

Hey...he said it I didn't....

*I did laugh my ass off though*
 
why do you have to be gay to like giving it up the ass? i mean, it IS a WOMAN'S ass we're talking about, here, right? being gay means you like others of your own gender, not anal sex.. (sure, being a gay man usually means an interest in anal sex, but what else are they supposed to fuck, hmm?)
 
Misunderstood

I didn't say you had to be gay if you gave it up the ass. I just don't..and won't do it.

The comedian said if he was interested in doing that (anal sex) then he would turn gay so that he wouldn't have to put up with her female crap.
 
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