Anal themometers?

[brokenbrainwave]

Foreplay item? Just meant for sickos? Strange plot by the gay lobby to turn all we men homosexual? (for the ones that would want me shot for this, this is merely tongue in cheek) A valid medical tool that has been the subject of vast ridicule?

Discuss amongst yourselves...

 

[modest mouse]

Its the only good thing about catching a cold.

 

[RawHumor]

LMAO

So, of all topics on which to start a thread, you chose this?!?! You're trying to teach Sunny a lesson, aren't you?

btw, you know what the difference is between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer, right?










I know it's old, but some people haven't heard it.

 

[roxanne69]

*shuddering* Those two words conjure up the most horrible memories. The smell of Vaseline and my mom chasing me around the house telling me it was for my own good....YEEKS

Last time she had the flu, she stayed with me and asked if I had a thermometer...I told her I only had a rectal one and grinned evilly at her telling her I had waited my whole life for this bit of revenge. Of course I was lying....eww! lol

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Never RH, this is a serious question. I am feeling warm, any volunteers?

 

[RawHumor]

btw, you know what the difference is between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer, right?

Do you really want to know?

Scroll down.















































The only difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer is....

THE TASTE.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Do you really want to know?

Scroll down.
The only difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer is....

THE TASTE.

plus, the color when used

 

[Guest]

 

[Mischka]

I think I've missed out on a life experience. I have never been anally probed with a thermometer.

 

[DarkAngel]

Foreplay item? Just meant for sickos? Strange plot by the gay lobby to turn all we men homosexual? (for the ones that would want me shot for this, this is merely tongue in cheek) A valid medical tool that has been the subject of vast ridicule?

Discuss amongst yourselves...

Bend over Daddy, got to check your temp!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I think I've missed out on a life experience. I have never been anally probed with a thermometer.

Its fun, I am using one as I type. Wished the damn thing still vibrated though.

 

[roxanne69]

I think I've missed out on a life experience. I have never been anally probed with a thermometer.

lol count your blessings Mischka!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Vaseline has a smell? Well, I'll be damned.

 

[DéjàNu]

Vaseline has a smell? Well, I'll be damned.

Canadian has




*joking* its smell the same as others but mixed with where it went to take the temp than it give a smell....

 

[Rambrat]

Foreplay item? Just meant for sickos? Strange plot by the gay lobby to turn all we men homosexual? (for the ones that would want me shot for this, this is merely tongue in cheek) A valid medical tool that has been the subject of vast ridicule?

Discuss amongst yourselves...

You started a thread!


Valid medical tool for the more difficult or cordinate impaired patients.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: Anal themometers?

You started a thread!

someone toyed with my emotions, plugged it into my mind that it would be a good idea, promised sexual bliss with full accounting of all body parts and well challanged me.

I was a fool for taking the bait, I feel used.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Anal themometers?

someone toyed with my emotions, plugged it into my mind that it would be a good idea, promised sexual bliss with full accounting of all body parts and well challanged me.

I was a fool for taking the bait, I feel used.

That bitch! (it was a bitch, right?)

Womans...you can't trust them.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Anal themometers?

That bitch! (it was a bitch, right?)

Womans...you can't trust them.

stop calling my man a bitch you shameless whore

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Anal themometers?

stop calling my man a bitch you shameless whore

Oh...I feel shame...

 

[Bidin~Time]

Never RH, this is a serious question. I am feeling warm, any volunteers?

how warm??


should I dial 911 Glam??



ok now I owe apologies...but I just couldn't resist the temptation

 

[brokenbrainwave]

how warm??

extremely, but it aint got nothing to do with this thread anymore...I am going into shock

 

[Bidin~Time]

extremely, but it aint got nothing to do with this thread anymore...I am going into shock

you've over exerted yourself again haven't you?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

you've over exerted yourself again haven't you?

umm, yeah, thats it.......where are my fucking paddles, CLEAR

 

[Bidin~Time]

umm, yeah, thats it.......where are my fucking paddles, CLEAR

On the shelf beside the anal thermometers