anal sex

[Guest]

hi every body........i want to have anal sex with my girlfriend but i don't know what i must do .......

please helppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

 

[MR.GGG]

""anal sex with my girlfriend but i don't know what i must do ...""

You're joking, right?

In case you're not (scary!) joking this means stickin' your dick in her butt.

Do do this with the prospect of living and / or ever getting to do it again...

#1 Ask permission...tell her what you want to do. "SurPRISE! Butfuck time!!"
right after you sammed the first 4 inches of dick in her ass just won't cut it. In fact the opposite may very well happen. Have a snooze and wake up with you dick in her hand...problem is; you're in bed and she's in the driveway!

#2 IF IF she sez "HOKAY" Eat her , diddle her, roll her over and give her a couple of GSpot O's then apply enough LUBE to be mistaken for a North Sea oil spill from sat. photos.

#3 Have her either sit or on hands and knees BACK UP or SIT DOWN on you. Let her control how fast it goes in and how deep. SLOW SLOW SLOW until SHE starts to move. Tel her to PUSH when it is going in - like she is trying to EXPELL (something) . That will loosen the muscles. When stuff tries to go IN they tighten. If she "pushes" then the muscles around the anus will open and relax more. With this in mind it shouldn't have to be said that she should have made sure there is nothing in there competing for space with your dick ...if you follow.

#4 It is hard not to go a little nuts after she's comfortable. It just feels so frickin great in there. It's BAD. It's tight. It's hot. It's nasty. It's great!! Anyway after things settle down a bit...give her lots of hugs, kisses and make her feel like what happened was super special and way hot and that way she might even want you to do it again soon.

#5 If you don't want her to DIE...NEVER take your dick, fingers or even tongue OUT of her bum and then do anything with her or even close to her vagina. She will get an infection like nothing you've ever seen and she could die. I know they do that all the time in porn films but they are fukin idiots to even show it. The women in those films have like a PineSol® ENEMA before hand so they don't get infected but people who don't know any better will watch a porn film, repeat the dick from ass straight to vaginal sex and wonder why their g/f is turning green a few days later. Don't do that. Even if she wants you to cum in her that way. Stop. Run to the can and wash your dick with anti-bacterial soap. TWICE. THEN you can return to straight sex.

Don't screw up. WE check up on these things in here. Go have fun.

End of lesson.

 

[MR.GGG]

I was in a rush. I promise to proof before I hit send from now on. Sorry.

Oh ya... Considering some of the dumbass questions that show up on these boards I thought better of my post...

The PineSol® enema. That was a JOKE, OK? Don't do that. Pine SOl in your butt will make you DEAD!

 

[Guest]

LMAO

 

[Wintermute]

I couldn't agree more.

I have engaged in anal sex on occasionally with my wife, it really needs to be a plan and agreed upon before hand for you both to get something out of it. There is a lot of preparation that is required to have safe anal intercourse.

Always, Always, Always ask. Though it is easier to get a positive responce if she is already suffiently arosed.

Lube is a must!!! Avoid the gel lube, go with the liquid and make sure its water based.

Warm up with a finger first. From experience, get a box of finger cots as well and you won't have to worry about fingernails or callous that are on your fingers and it will cut down the clean up as well.

It may take several sessions of finger manipulation before she is comfortable enough to accept the fullness of your manhood. Buy a butt plug if she is receptive. That will help keep the the anus streched and make penetration a lot more comfortable.

You Should always go vagina to anus, never the other way around. Nasty infections can result. If you want to go anus to vagina wear condoms and change between acts.

Do your reseach! I found the women's guide to Anal sex on the Internet and I got most of this advice from there. And I got their for a yahoo search. Information does exist for doing so safely and comfortably.

Wintermute
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"Life is a sport, Score as often as possible."

 

[Belilica]

I have posted this in another thread, but I will post again....

I have a toy that I picked up at the local sex shop. It's a Spectra- Gels Anal Tool by Doc Johnson. It's kind of like a snowman with 5 balls that have spaces in between them. The first one is small, about 1 cm across and the biggest one is about 4 cm across. It's really good at loosening up the muscles beforehand and even getting your partner used to the idea of anal sex. It cost somewhere around $25 CDN, so it wasn't outrageously priced. Use a lot of lube and make sure she's up to it. If she says to stop, be sure to. The lube we use is Wet Light, and it works really well for us. Another thing, Never use self heating oils or lubes. The first guy who tried anal with me used this and I wanted to hang him by his eyelids and throw sand in his eyes.

Before any of this though, make sure that the idea appeals to her and that it's something she wants to try. Try not to be insulted if she says no, some people just dont like it.

-Bel

PS Neither company pays me to say that their product is good I just happened to like them

 

[Belilica]

and one more thing....

this may sound blatantly obvious, but you would be surprised how many ppl would forget about this. Make sure she has a really good crap. It will feel a hell of a lot better if you're well prepared.

-Bel

 

[MR.GGG]

""With this in mind it shouldn't have to be said that she should have made sure there is nothing in there competing for space with your dick ... if you follow. ""



I'm sorry if that was a tad obtuse for some.




RE:""and one more thing....
this may sound blatantly obvious, but you would be surprised how many ppl would forget about this. Make sure she has a really good crap.""

 

[Belilica]

Sorry there MR.GGG, I skimmed your post, but must have missed that. If I had seen it, I would not have repeated it.

Bel

 

[MR.GGG]

Believe it or not I, Mr.GGG, have been accused of being convoluted and obtuse on several occasions.

 

[nj-voyeur]

jell lobe

am i the only one who likes the jell lube? I have astro glide at home now but I prefer KY jelly. I like putting on a glob that stays where i put it. It works good and stays for a long time. Liquids are too messy and drippy and dont stay where i want them. they work but i like the KY.

 

[SexyChele]

Re: jell lobe

am i the only one who likes the jell lube? I have astro glide at home now but I prefer KY jelly. I like putting on a glob that stays where i put it. It works good and stays for a long time. Liquids are too messy and drippy and dont stay where i want them. they work but i like the KY.

Me, me, me!! I've used Astroglide and it just doesn't do the job when it comes to anal. KY is much better. There are also thicker lubes (NOT petroleum jelly!!) that are even better for anal as they don't disolve as quickly. Can't remember the names of them, but they are normally sold at adult bookstores or over the net.