ANAL SEX

[BIGGREGGNY]

HEY PEOPLE DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THERE IS A GOOD SITE FOR HETEROSEXUAL ANAL SEX. IF SO JUST E-MAIL ME
AT BIGGREGG@ALTAVISTA.COM. IF THERE ARE ANY LADIES AVAILALE PLEAS RESPOND.

 

[CreamyLady]

Ahem.

Please turn off the capital letters. There is absolutely no need to shout.

No doubt, someone knows some sites; however, try clicking on the banners. These sites support Literotica.

Finally, there are ladies here, but perhaps you would prefer mere females. They might be more amenable to that approach.

Thank you.

 

[SimplySouthern]

BIGGREGGNY ~ I think perhaps the question you should be asking here is not are there any ladies available, but are there any ladies here available FOR YOU.

You see, kind sir, many of us are available, but not for men who want to discuss our adventures with anal sex without so much as a hi and how are you.

 

[Hecate]

*cough cough* Excuse me ....

I am wondering what availale is - sounds like me after a coule of drinks *chuckling*

Now - I have this strap-on and .. uhmmm wait , I guess that was not the way you were thinking of, huh??


Seriously, Biggregny, for one thing - cut down on the caps, beside the fact that it is lots easier to read (even after a couple of drinks) it is not very polite to "cyber-shout" at us, and even more since it is supposed to be an amorous approach (geeze - you are asking for anal after all)

Second thing - there sure are sites offering this special aspect of sexuality linked to the literotica sponsors - unfortunately all I know of are asking for membership or other ID of some sort or other and I never could be bothered to join so I do not know what they are worth.

If you are searching just for any information - try the search function on top of this page and enter "anal" in the "How To" BB .. I am sure it will be .... interesting.

Else I advise that if you intend to become a regular here and an esteemed one at that you may consider stopping to yell at us (the caps, remember *winks*) and second maybe introduce yourself for a sec before asking for such intimate and personal things as anal....

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

many of us are available, but not for men who want to discuss our adventures with anal sex without so much as a hi and how are you.

HEY SOUTHIE, YOU WANNA DO SOME ANAL? CAN I STICK MY PENIS UP YER BUTT? CANICANICANI? IF YA DO, E-ME AT ANALINTRUDER@PROCTOLOGY.COM. GOLLY GEE, I HOPE SHE SAYS YES. BOY DO I LOVE A GOOD BUTT-HUMP. OH, YEAH! ALMOST FORGOT...YOU GOT REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE TITTIES. YEPYEPYEPYEPYEPYEP.

DAMN, I GOTTA GET OFF THESE STIMULANTS.

 

[Whispersecret]

Oliver, you are a crack up.

<pauses a moment>

Hey, what about my titties? After I improved the health of your heart and everything...

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

WOOHOO! SEE THERE, BIGREGGNY?! THAT'S HOW YOU GET TITTIES ON THIS HERE BOARD! GOTTA ENLIST THE HELP OF SEXY ASIAN-AMERICAN LADIES TO HELP LOWER THE RISK OF CORONARY ARTERY DISEASE BY SHOWING OFF THEIR PRETTYPRETTYPRETTYPRETTY LIL' TITTIES.

PRETTYTITTIESPRETTYTITTIESPRETTYTITTIESPRETTYTITTIES!

 

[SimplySouthern]

GOD...I love it when a man yells at me! Must be the Sub side coming out in me.

OH YES OLLIE...FUCK ME UP THE ASS. THERE IS NOTHING I WANT MORE.

Wait...can I take that back? I would like a new car..and maybe a nice vacation. And if someone could come by and babysit for me a little while. Oh, yeah, and do a little cleaning for me. Then the anal sex, definately then.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

SOUTHERN OFF HIM AND OVER HERE...... PLEASE!

And I dont care whether your clothes are off... just so long as you are getting there

DA CHEF

 

[SimplySouthern]

*looking ashamed*

Yes, sir. I'm on my way. But I AM taking my clothes off! You can bet you sweet ass on that!

 

[Nexxus]

Simply,
Not only will I babysit, clean your place, cook you a nice dinner while on vacation where I will buy you a new car to ship back to the mansion I have built you in my spare time...deeeeeep breath.....I will also rub your feet ,even though you wont be using them 'cause I'll carry you everywhere, rub your shoulders, wash your hair (just like in Out of Africa) and give birth to more children for you so you don't have to go through the nine months of pregnancy.
All this just to hear you scream about wanting anal sex again.
Do I sound as desperate and cheap as I feel?

Nex

 

[Wizard]

LMAO....LOUD AROUND HERE HUH?????.............

 

[SimplySouthern]

Thank God I like my men cheap and desperate!

Anything for you Nexxus...if you will only wash my hair (whatta man to have thought of that)

OH NEXXUS..ANAL SEX. YOU AND ME RIGHT HERE AND NOW. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME THE ANAL SEX I SO RICHLY DESERVE


How was that?

 

[Bushido71XS]

Ok.... Now what sex ed class was this covered in?

 

[SimplySouthern]

no class needed...we are flying by the seat of our pants..or panties as the case may be.

 

[Siren]

That's enough SS !!!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

NO SOUTHERN.... PANTIES OFF!

 

[SimplySouthern]

I'm getting a headache from all this screaming.

*panties off*

You know...they always say a good orgasm cures a headache

 

[Wizard]

Too loud....<fingers in ears > AAAAawwwwwww

 

[Svedish_Chef]

A good orgasm.... I was going to give you "OOOOOOOHHH OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH GOD THE BEST"

 

[Wizard]

AAAWWWWWWW

 

[Bushido71XS]

OK, now where the heck did I put those earmuffs?

 

[SimplySouthern]

I need them!

And the orgasm...that would be nice too

 

[Wizard]

ah ahhhh thats so much better..........

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No wiz her orgasm mate not yours!