Anal Orgasms

[Adoratrice]

oops...I tried to use the quote option correctly & it didn't work forgive me for I have sinned. I did the best I could...man you all are harsh, and to think I felt so loved.
Oh and by the way , you fell out of the tree...It's MRS. Adoratrice.Thank you.

 

[Patryn]

Actually, I didn't mean to be sarcastic...for once. I was just curious, but yeah, that makes sense.

 

[Bliss]

oops...I tried to use the quote option correctly & it didn't work forgive me for I have sinned. I did the best I could...man you all are harsh, and to think I felt so loved.
Oh and by the way , you fell out of the tree...It's MRS. Adoratrice.Thank you.

I was gonna say Mrs.! I was I was but over on another post I saw someone hint at you about the fact that they were ahem "looking for a man" or some such. They were confused, therefore I am.

We're not harsh, I promise. Was just telling Never where Patryn got the idea of two Tiggs. Totally in fun.

Paynie

 

[Adoratrice]

I was gonna say Mrs.! I was I was but over on another post I saw someone hint at you about the fact that they were ahem "looking for a man" or some such. They were confused, therefore I am.

We're not harsh, I promise. Was just telling Never where Patryn got the idea of two Tiggs. Totally in fun.

Paynie [/B]

iss okay...I believe you...what? where were they talking about me??? sheesh you go to sleep for 6 hours & look what happens.
ahem....take note of the "quote" * sticking chest out proudly* I did that.

 

[Bliss]

WOOHOO!

LOL! You're cute & funny! Whoevah that was, her loss you aren't her type (i.e. tall, dark, and handsome)! *wink* *wink*

Now I'm skipping outta this thread before Never spanks me for scoochin' around in her shoes & pearls. ahem

*Ahm jus' whistlin' Dixon*

 

[Never]

No, no, my shoes and pearls hardly get touched now a days, you can stay. I'll just mope for awhile about another freakish thing I do -er, another freakish thing the lady in the story does.

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If someone on the Lit board doesn't do it, you know it isn't done.

 

[Guest]

Damn...

Wow, this thread sure is long now. lol Looks like everything got all cleared up before I got back here. lol Yes, I've only ever used one name here at Lit. (In fact, the same theme has stuck w/ me since I first got this nickname as a kid. I've used it as a cb handle, and on screen names/email online.)


~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/biggrin.gif

 

[Deborah]

I thought this thread was about anal. Let's get back to the subject, sticking it up somebody's ass.

BTW, Patryn, why on earth would you ask Tiggs "why on earth on you using 2 names?" when you yourself have used so many names in the past? I mean, Raven, Athos and whatever else. What's up with that?

 

[Jonnyorgasmo]

I dunno about women, but with guys there's a whole "male-g-spot" prostate thing going on when they take it up the ass so maybe there actually literally is a "anal- orgasm" for gay/bi men at least.
I've never had one but I could envisage it sometime!

 

[Never]

I thought this thread was about anal. Let's get back to the subject, sticking it up somebody's ass.

Ah Deborah, always the voice of reason.
Forget that I even brought it up, they're real, I was just seeing if I was the only one who could have one or if perhaps it's just something no one brings up in porn.
Now that I finally have my own 'Stupid Human Trick', I'll wonder off to the Howard Stern Show and get my five minutes of freakish fame.

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Ah, maybe I'll meet the guy with the 16" meat.

 

[chemgirl]

You guys are missing out, an anal orgasm is the best!!!

You can have it without a normal orgasm, but for me it always triggers one anyway.

Totally mindbowing!!

 

[Never]

Yes, yes! Someone who knows what I'm talking about.
I'm not a freak, I'm not a freak, I'm not a freak!

 

[Naked Hunny]

ok Never....

You are still a freak this doesnt change anything!!!

 

[Gil]

She gasped...her anus clenched
and squeezed anew...
Her backdoor wet with nether dew.
I felt her shudder
...then she came!
With her spasms flow...
I did the same.
Again...she reached her peak.
Wailing, "No...I'm not a freak!"
I held her close, we lay together,
my whispered words..."I know...I know...
Never!"

 

[Wizard]

LMAO............Nice Gil ......I liked that......

 

[Skitten]

Yes never you are not a freak it does happen and it is totally awesome. And for those of you who do not experience this type of orgasm you don't know what you are missing. It is just unexplainable it is a feeling you will never forget once you have experienced it.

 

[Never]

Sure, pop my bubble will you Naked Hunny. You know what? It takes one to know one! *A not so witty remark to a tart*

Gil, doesn't that belong on the 'Rumors' thread? I knew someone was peeking through my window that night, I take it you enjoyed the show?

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Is it just me or do women seem to have twenty different 'types' of orgasms now a days? Anyone remember the time when one was good enough?

 

[Gil]

This isn't...?

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Deborah]

Question: What did Gil say when Never stuck it up his ass, and why was she so pissed?

Answer: "Oh shit, oh dear!"

 

[Never]

That's a good a post as any to end this thread.

 

[Gil]

When a man between two women would come,
for all intents and purposes, he's done!

Now the question seems to be...
Do I stay? ...or do I flee?

What to do? ...what to do?
Deborah wants to pack my poo!

How to satisfy her fantasy
...of taking men, anally?

To show indeed that I understand,
should I submit? ...Or take a stand?

To waive the flagg and bend the knee...
Allow sweet Deb her entelechy?

OR rather..."rise up" above the fray...
bend her over and have MY way?

Perhaps, another opportunity squandered...
This sweet menage, I've often pondered!

Howsomever, I must aver!
Never, Deborah, Never!

 

[Bliss]

Hop in the way back machine to 5th grade.

Reminds me of an XXX rated Herbie the Poet from the Great Brain books.

 

[Gil]

Sorry Payne...NEVER heard of it! NOW, stand up straight and take off that stupid pledge pin! Fat and dumb is no way to go through life!

 

[Bliss]

LMAO!

Hmmmmm, well there ya go! When Deborah tries to, ahem, impale you with her giant, hmmm, ode, your defense can be repressed memories of a horrible chute-the-chute accident.

I'm pretty sure he told that little fatfuck to SIT up straight. Standing would've burned 1/64 of a calorie.

Run, Gilly, Run!

 

[Candi]

Anal Orgasm

It's not that common, but i for one can assure you that I have my most intense orgasms from anal sex. If you want to talk scientifically, I bet a very small percentage of women are truly multi-orgasmic. I am, and I thank God for the gift every day! To be honest, I prefer anal sex because it just feels better and the orgasms are stronger.