?????Anal Douching????? A filthy necessity?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Anal cleansing! Anal douching?

When they make these porno films - do the women (gay men too I suspect) douche with something to clean out all the nasty waste?

They must. But I've never heard of it.

I find it very hard to believe that, even the filthiest of filly's, would suck a cock immediately after it was deep in the nether hole - unless it was relatively clean.

My very limited experience with this sex act indicates that "soil deposits" upon a man's member is relatively common. So what must the do? Stick a hose up there and flush?

Let me know what you know.

 

[Ambrosious]

Ewww!

That's never happened to my member and she has never taken an enema beforehand. Never even thought about it 'til now. Thank you so much, Sparkster.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Only you, Sparky....

would think of this. That's why I want to have a drink with you when I'm in NYC.

Think about this, if you will. How many "unclean" assholes do you think there are walking around today. Insofar as I know, toilet paper does a poor job of cleaning the anal area. All you are doing is schmushing around your poop inside your anal cavity. (That's why Dr. blue and I use balneol). If only I had room for a bidet.

Remember my post in the "How To" section, months ago. When I posed this same general question, I was assaulted for my poor taste in the way I posed the question of how to keep your asshole clean. Sparky, you just have a way with words!

Your pal,


blue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Balneol huh???

Hey Blue.....

Never heard of it. A lubricant? Cleanser? Or both? Buy it at the A&P or hard to find?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

The stuff is gold....

Ask your pharmacist. Costs abpot $9.00 for a little bottle (3 oz.+/-) and worth every penny. Its a white cream that cleanse the anal area. Dr.blue says its one of the best things I ever introduced to her besides double thick grilled pork chops marianted in my "secret" sauce.

If I get hit by a car, at least my undies won't have R.R. tracks on them.

blue


[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 10-28-2000 at 09:53 AM]

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Yes, only you Sparky

I know this has absolutely nothing to do with the thread Sparky, but every time I read your name I wanna revert to the days when I was a pot-smoker, and say, "Spark it up, man!" Hee hee....

Anyway, on subject... I've never experienced any umm.. residue left over on his cock afterwards?!? I always clean there very thoroughly first, though, because I am terrified of something like that happening... that would be so embarrassing!

 

[Roll-One]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LOL Sparky

I guess all the ladies i have dated, must have done something, haven't had any residue left on me...ewwwwwwwwwww
lmao

 

[Cheri]

Oh Spark honey, see how you need me? It's called a cut and wash. Notice how you never see them move directly from the ass to the mouth? That you curious dude, is because they cut in the middle of the big move and wash the member for the big finale. Besides don't porn stars live on psychotrobic drugs and Diet Coke thus lack of residue in the anal regions? If I ever again find where I read the cut and wash thingy, I sport you the link.

 

[Ezzy]

Douching

Is used in the porn film industry, unless aiming at the "specialty" markets.

If you ever see the outtakes or bloopers sections, you may hear reference to models “doing the business” prior to doing the business.

My understanding is it leaves the rectum “clean”, for somewhere between 45 minutes and 90 minutes.

On a side note, I recall reading something about numbers and types of bacteria etc. resident in the average ass (not donkey or horse lol), the figures were clear in one area, there are less harmful bacteria in the average ass, than the average mouth.

Can one of the Doctors on the board please give us their view?

If this turns out to be correct, I think I will change to kissing my bosses mouth, LOL.


EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

Ps on the cut and wash, it cant be happening in all cases, if you see porn from Germany and France, there is no chamce for a cut and wash in them.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I agree Ezz.....

After all I am "A wild and wonderful TV guy," and believe me, I know how to spot even the slickest of cuts. Now I'm certain that the "cut and wash" is done - but I'm also certain when "I know" that no cut has taken place - and I see that (or don't see it) quite frequently. It's all "dick from ass to mouth" in one un-cut move. I thought they might douche - but with what? Probably just warm water.

I'd use Listerine! Woooo hoooo!!!!!

And ya know what? I don't realy know what "Water Sports" refers to. I always guessed - enema, water, shooting it out yer ass and splashing it one yer mate - type of thing.

What ever gets yer rock off - but hey!!!

Is that right?

 

[Cheri]

Once again my naivete has bubbled to the surface

Thank you very much Spark and Ezzy for shattering what few illusions I have left. Now I know why those girls universally anorexic, intestinal parasites!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cheri -

I wish to shatter nothing of yours. You don't need shattering, you need fingerfucking. And I'm getting damn good at this G-spot/squirting thing.

 

[Cheri]

Oh baby!

The new saying is: He's all that and a finger fuck too, squirting required!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cheri....

I can taset it babe.

 

[Vlad]

Water sports

I think water sports refers to all sorts of pissing activities: pissing on each pther, drinking piss, etc.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It kind of saddens me that I know this information, but here you go Sparky:

http://fetishism.about.com/people/adult/fetishism/cs/enemas/index.htm

http://www.x-naked.com/free/cleanmyass/main.htm