Anal Check

[thirty]

I had my annual physical check last week, I had the doctor to conduct anal check this time. I used to have once few years ago, but I felt very uncomfortable, so I rejected that check after that.

I also denied when the doctor asked me to take off my pants and bend over, then I changed my idea: maybe I should do it once in few years.

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I didn't feel that bad this time, actually a bit strange feeling which I'm unable to describe in languages.

I have some concerns:
Will anal check leads to gay?
Will I finally like to be penetrated if I was 'check' more?

I'm serious and I don't expect joking around.

 

[Que]

Yes, you have caught the gay.

 

[warrior queen]

Way to go and blow the idea that the Chinese are a nation of super-intelligent potental takers over of the world

 

[CandiCame]

As long as you don't feel both the doctor's hands on your shoulders you're probably good.

 

[subdued_passion]

As long as you don't feel both the doctor's hands on your shoulders you're probably good.

I laughed. Won't the OP be surprised because he wasn't expecting it.

I'm serious and I don't expect joking around.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Way to go and blow the idea that the Chinese are a nation of super-intelligent potental takers over of the world

Thrity is posting from East LA...

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Wow

How do you know? Are you in the CIA or something?

 

[seth6138]

Yes, you have caught the gay.

This is fucking hysterical..

 

[Queersetti]

I had my annual physical check last week, I had the doctor to conduct anal check this time. I used to have once few years ago, but I felt very uncomfortable, so I rejected that check after that.

I also denied when the doctor asked me to take off my pants and bend over, then I changed my idea: maybe I should do it once in few years.

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I didn't feel that bad this time, actually a bit strange feeling which I'm unable to describe in languages.

I have some concerns:
Will anal check leads to gay?
Will I finally like to be penetrated if I was 'check' more?

I'm serious and I don't expect joking around.

Get going, man, those dicks won't suck themselves.

 

[zipman]

I had my annual physical check last week, I had the doctor to conduct anal check this time. I used to have once few years ago, but I felt very uncomfortable, so I rejected that check after that.

I also denied when the doctor asked me to take off my pants and bend over, then I changed my idea: maybe I should do it once in few years.

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I didn't feel that bad this time, actually a bit strange feeling which I'm unable to describe in languages.

I have some concerns:
Will anal check leads to gay?
Will I finally like to be penetrated if I was 'check' more?

I'm serious and I don't expect joking around.

That's exactly how vetteman caught teh gay.

 

[CandiCame]

You should expect your care package from the gay Illuminati in 5-9 business days.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought the gays were of the Rosicrucian order...

 

[subdued_passion]

BTW what is an "anal check" anyway? Has thirty's doc been abusing him?

Reminded me of this episode.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Anal check?

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
[groans]
Fletcher: ... be gentle.

 

[CandiCame]

I thought the gays were of the Rosicrucian order...

Oh you're not IN the gay illuminati, they just give you the care package. Don't get exited, it's mostly lube and a DVD collection of the first season of Project Runway.

 

[MNGuy]

I better check, my cute doctor must be doing it wrong. When she does the anal check on my prostrate, she has me drop my drawers, sucks my cock for a bit, then when I'm getting ready to spit, does the anal check.

She says it saves time, she gets a sperm sample and checks my prostrate all at once.

It doesn't feel teh gay at all.

It might if I had a man for a doctor.

 

[CandiCame]

BTW what is an "anal check" anyway? Has thirty's doc been abusing him?

Reminded me of this episode.

Make sure you don't have the prostate cancer. Because that's apparently common enough they have to check for it. Like there's a fucking epidemic of ass cancer.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I had my annual physical check last week, I had the doctor to conduct anal check this time. I used to have once few years ago, but I felt very uncomfortable, so I rejected that check after that.

I also denied when the doctor asked me to take off my pants and bend over, then I changed my idea: maybe I should do it once in few years.

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I didn't feel that bad this time, actually a bit strange feeling which I'm unable to describe in languages.

I have some concerns:
Will anal check leads to gay?
Will I finally like to be penetrated if I was 'check' more?

I'm serious and I don't expect joking around.

Ask the doctor to remove your anal cherry.

 

[subdued_passion]

Ask the doctor to remove your anal cherry.

Clickie

 

[Que]

Make sure you don't have the prostate cancer. Because that's apparently common enough they have to check for it. Like there's a fucking epidemic of ass cancer.

Probably be good for you to familiarize yourself with the inner-workings of your cis gender.

There are currently 2.7 million Americans with prostate cancer in some stage as opposed to 2.8 million with breast cancer.

Breast cancer has pretty pink ribbons, so there is that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Get a lady doctor.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

This thread reminds me of my favorite lit story from way back when, "turn your head and cough"

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Get a lady doctor.

Named Peggy.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I had my annual physical check last week, I had the doctor to conduct anal check this time. I used to have once few years ago, but I felt very uncomfortable, so I rejected that check after that.

I also denied when the doctor asked me to take off my pants and bend over, then I changed my idea: maybe I should do it once in few years.

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I didn't feel that bad this time, actually a bit strange feeling which I'm unable to describe in languages.

I have some concerns:
Will anal check leads to gay?
Will I finally like to be penetrated if I was 'check' more?

I'm serious and I don't expect joking around.

If you have a licensed medical practitioner with his finger up your ass once a year, you're fine.

If you start wondering how he's spending his weekends and call him up just to chat and stay in touch, there's a good chance you've crossed over to the other side.

 

[HAL_9000]

I hope he at least offered you dinner, after.