bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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Can't be good for it
When I first read a news article about anal bleaching, I thought it was an April Fool's joke. Maybe it still is. The article I saw, said bleaching was in demand in places where women wore thong swimsuits. Apparently they want to lighten the asshole enough to match the overall tan. What ever the reason is, whether to have a more photogenic anus or to impress the pool boy when picking up your beach bag, it can't be good for sensitive skin tissue. It would be a horrible let down if the sight of a perfectly tinted butthole had me reaching for the family sized bottle of Dr. Superslip and the lady attached to this incredible bottom rolls over and screams "Dont' even think about it! I just got bleached and it burns so bad I won't be able to shit for a week!". It takes all the romance out it
When I first read a news article about anal bleaching, I thought it was an April Fool's joke. Maybe it still is. The article I saw, said bleaching was in demand in places where women wore thong swimsuits. Apparently they want to lighten the asshole enough to match the overall tan. What ever the reason is, whether to have a more photogenic anus or to impress the pool boy when picking up your beach bag, it can't be good for sensitive skin tissue. It would be a horrible let down if the sight of a perfectly tinted butthole had me reaching for the family sized bottle of Dr. Superslip and the lady attached to this incredible bottom rolls over and screams "Dont' even think about it! I just got bleached and it burns so bad I won't be able to shit for a week!". It takes all the romance out it

