Do you have a moment? Oh, I know, life must be very busy for you lately. If not for your play-by-play retweets of the Trump-Russia allegations, there might not be any justice at all in the world. And I concede that without your countless restating of the “facts”, clever hashtags, and oddly homophobic jokes about Putin and Trump, the FBI, CIA, Justice Department, NSA, the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, Treasury Department, Department of Homeland Security, and the Senate Intelligence Committee might all simultaneously forget to finish investigating the Putin-Trump connection. Your service to this country is immeasurable and for that reason, I promise this will not take up much of your time.
Might I suggest that next time you don’t bet the fate of this country on a very risky bet? Speaking of which, the midterms are just around the corner. So what do you plan on doing differently? Well, Nancy Pelosi kept trying to steer the conversation back to Russia during her town hall despite the crowds lining up to talk about single payer. After placing pharmaceutical lobbyists’ interests above the needs of his constituents, Corey Booker was chumming it up with the Trump spawn (Viva #La Résistance). And DNC Chair, Tom Perez, thinks that the party should cater more to the pro-lifers.
