An Ode to the Never

[Svedish_Chef]

Every mans desire
Never makes us quaver
Weak at the knees
Her brilliance makes us shiver

Incessant qualities
One may care to share
Master of the irreverant
Insightful, I'm jealous so there

We must be too boring
For we miss the never touch
Come back soon we pray
Sparky's not enough

Her passion enthralls us
The timing and grace impeccable
Posting insightfulness...


Like the nothing in never-ending story
We almost didn't realize
If there aren't enough people to believe
The majic will go away
We are drawn down too far
Into our murky depths
Not thinking or feeling
Anothers pain or hurts
So hear us; precious; we believe
Hell hath no fury like a never scorned

 

[Silverlily]

I miss Never.

Her version of "Row, row, row ,your boat" was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time. I laughed so hard, I cried. I can't wait to teach my niece to sing it that way.

putt, putt, putt, putt
I'm a submarine

 

[Cheyenne]

Where is she, anyway?"

 

[Stormystarr]

I miss all of her witty little limericks.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

I miss Never, too.

I like her funky way of looking at things... she always made me see another point of view...

Never, where are you babe?

 

[Adoratrice]

Its about time someone started this thread, I being her resident stalker miss her so much but I didn't want to REALLY look like a stalker so I resisted the urge to cry out for her...NEVER..... HEAR OUR PLEAS....WE MISS YOU!!!!!


Does anyone know where she has gone?

 

[Stormystarr]

Maybe the trolls chased her away!!! Bad trolls.

(thinking to self: wouldn't she just love whats been happening here lately?)

Well I for one miss the randomness, and meaninglessness!!!

 

[Rosebud]

Never....come back...... and chefie...i am jealous

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Jealous of what rosie?

God I miss her... and I never spoke to her either... she better come back

 

[Beaker]

Who is never

 

[Guest]

Praise the lord

The queen has returned... our prayers have been answered

 

[Beaker]

18/8/01

I wish things were great
I wish things were fine
But I upset one I love
And it hurts, every time

I wish she'd talk to me
And tell me why it hurts so
Instead of finding out from someone elses
Say it aint so, please dont go

It kills me, the pain inside
Saying things I cannot hide
Within the love I have
That cant be denied

I would give the world
Life, universe and everything
Just to make her
Happy
And things right
Again

 

[Never]

What?
Who?
Where?


Nipples?


I don't get it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Nipples? Nipples where?