An ode to the double D's.

[rikaaim]

You are always eager to please.

Always accomodating many men at once you do.

You're perkiness always inspires even the most stumbling fool.

You always make sure we are safe and sound at the end of the night.

In your soft embrace we place our trust in.

No matter how bad we get, you are always there to calm us.

Even in our darkest moments we know we'll be safe at home when you are done.

We revel in your bouncy manuevers.

To the designated drivers of the world...the drunks saulte you...and I admire you.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

"Bouncy maneuvers" indeed!

Pretty clever, pasha.

Now how about turning it around: She unhooked her bra and turned around, showing me her perfect deignated drivers.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Please! Stop Propositioning Me & Sending Me Money!

I'm going to bed now.

---dr.M.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

My first thought about the relevance of Double Ds involves a reference to The Renaissance Man with Danny DeVito

I guess I watch too many movies

 

[rikaaim]

"Bouncy maneuvers" indeed!

Pretty clever, pasha.

Now how about turning it around: She unhooked her bra and turned around, showing me her perfect deignated drivers.

Somehow I don't think this is the image you're going for.

I see a lady turning around after showing me her bare backside and suddenly I see two somewhat overweight and utterly too chipper balding men attached to her chest. *Shudders*

 

[rikaaim]

My first thought about the relevance of Double Ds involves a reference to The Renaissance Man with Danny DeVito

I guess I watch too many movies

Ohhh...c'mon. Danny Devito has double Ds I'm sure.

 

[cloudy]

Cute, but I somehow don't associate double d's with "perkiness." More like "wear a heavy-duty bra 24/7 or else."

Thank heavens I don't have that to worry about.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Somehow I don't think this is the image you're going for.

I see a lady turning around after showing me her bare backside and suddenly I see two somewhat overweight and utterly too chipper balding men attached to her chest. *Shudders*

Mabeuse's Postulate states that any noun or compound noun of 3 syllables or more can be used as a synonym for female breasts: can openers, howitzers, designated drivers, sustitute teachers, pile drivers, beach blankets, stumblebums, baloney sandwiches, refrigerator magnets... It's the context and the rhythm that do it.

The Postulate's never been proven of course and the evidence against it is regretably convincing, which is why it's been demoted from Hypothesis standing.

 

[mlady_france]

Edited to say:

nothing

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Ohhh...c'mon. Danny Devito has double Ds I'm sure.

In The Renaissance Man the designation Double Ds was an Army term for inductees who were regarded as being Dumb as Dogshit.



According to Zoot’s Prostate, pin-pong balls, scrambled eggs, or single scoops could serve as well, except that what they denote are unworthy of comment.

Am I right?

 

[SeaCat]

In The Renaissance Man the designation Double Ds was an Army term for inductees who were regarded as being Dumb as Dogshit.



According to Zoot’s Prostate, pin-pong balls, scrambled eggs, or single scoops could serve as well, except that what they denote are unworthy of comment.

Am I right?

Oh my no, in my world more than a mouthfull is wasted, small is not only appreciated but revered and worshipped.

Cat

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Oh my no, in my world more than a mouthfull is wasted. . .

I heard about a guy who truly believed that.

http://www.eebell.net/burlesque/joeebrown1.jpg

Joe E. Brown​

 

[sincerely_helene]

You are always eager to please.

Always accomodating many men at once you do.

You're perkiness always inspires even the most stumbling fool.

You always make sure we are safe and sound at the end of the night.

In your soft embrace we place our trust in.

No matter how bad we get, you are always there to calm us.

Even in our darkest moments we know we'll be safe at home when you are done.

We revel in your bouncy manuevers.

To the designated drivers of the world...the drunks saulte you...and I admire you.

Freakishly large nippled c cups need love too!

 

[rikaaim]

Freakishly large nippled c cups need love too!

Why...you've just described my perfect dimmensions.

I think I'm in love...*swoon*

 

[sincerely_helene]

Why...you've just described my perfect dimmensions.

I think I'm in love...*swoon*

That's better.


Now where's my freakin' poem?

 

[rikaaim]

That's better.


Now where's my freakin' poem?

My lovely sincere
a nice image in the mirror
of you bent over
exposing your sexy rear

Up just a little higher
where my eyes go to admire
sits a lovely pair of C's
that are perky and very much please




Just a quick little word play for your "literary" enjoyment.

 

[sincerely_helene]

My lovely sincere
a nice image in the mirror
of you bent over
exposing your sexy rear

Up just a little higher
where my eyes go to admire
sits a lovely pair of C's
that are perky and very much please




Just a quick little word play for your "literary" enjoyment.

Awwwwwwww.

 

[rikaaim]

Awwwwwwww.

You're cute face and little duckie hoard are just a small reason for me to adore you. The mention of your well sized breasts with large nipples give me a reason to stalk you...hoping one day to get to have a more "hands on" experience in the department of C sized breasts. My first hand knowledge of breasts is limited to only Double D size.