An Introduction - how would you do yours?

[Absoloution]

Well, hello.

She had this idea in another thread, so I said do it. We decided we'd do it togther.

We are schizophrenic, nice to meet you all.

I'm a slut, she's a sicko. We both write, but I write more twisted stuff than her. She's not written a novel yet, but I have, she just keeps threatening to.

Anyway, that's our introduction.

If you could do it again, how would you introduce yourself?

Absoloution.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hmmmm okay, let's see....

Hello, I'm Abs and I'm a litaholic. Actually I came here to try to meet others who shared my interests. I never met real smut writers.

I had been a member for a while after writing a story as a challenge to myself, now I know I can write.

Coming to the AH seems like the best move and you all seem so lovely....I hope one day to have my own Cafe'/ bar here.

Abstruse.

 

[Guest]

Ok, my turn.

Hello everyone, I'm Tatelou.

I'm also a Litaholic. I come to Lit to share my mind (what there is of it), have fun with friends, learn stuff, broaden my horizons and talk dirty to a twat. I love posting my stories here, and reading those of others.

A bit different from the original, but hey!

Tatelou

 

[Absoloution]

Oh, and we both have very different accents. Important bit of info that I forgot to give before.

ABSoLOUtion.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, and we both have very different accents. Important bit of info that I forgot to give before.

ABSoLOUtion.

You seem so familiar to me.

 

[Guest]

You seem so familiar to me.

LOL! Bit freaky, innit?

 

[impressive]

You're both wacko (but I love ya, anyways).

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL! Bit freaky, innit?

Yes, don't you think so, like the three faces of Eve, but one face fell off.

 

[impressive]

Yes, don't you think so, like the three faces of Eve, but one face fell off.

Sure you're not sitting on it?

 

[Guest]

Sure you're not sitting on it?

Do you want to slap her first, or will the pleasure be mine?

 

[Absoloution]

We shall bugger off for a while now, and maybe, at some point, write the story we've been working on together.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Do you want to slap her first, or will the pleasure be mine?

She's just jealous, slap her anyway.

 

[Guest]

She's just jealous, slap her anyway.

Pucker up, Imp.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Pucker up, Imp.

I'll hold her, you hit her.

 

[Just-Legal]

Hi! I'm Helen and... nah, its too weird. I can't go back to being a newbie, I'm too used to helping them

 

[Guest]

I'll hold her, you hit her.

Ok, if she squirms too much get her in a headlock.

 

[Guest]

Hi! I'm Helen and... nah, its too weird. I can't go back to being a newbie, I'm too used to helping them

LOL! Yes, it does feel very odd, doesn't it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ok, if she squirms too much get her in a headlock.

I think we're safe,she seems to have run off.....Run away sissy Nancygirl

 

[CharleyH]

FREAKS!

Good think I have a sideshow act I need to fill

 

[impressive]

She's just jealous, slap her anyway.

It's true.

I didn't have the courtesy to introduce myself. I just started posting. After a while, folks stopped wondering "Who the fuck is that?" and just started answering.

Here's my intro:

I am (Let's see, now.) in my mid 30s with a killer Amazonian-type figure. (Yeah, that's the ticket.) 5'8" with green eyes and dark brown hair, thick and wavy and long. I am physically fit from almost constant sex. I am single and live alone in a secluded cabin in Appalachia. I support myself by hosting a phone and cam sex service under the name "Naked Ass Red Neck In Appalachia" (NARNIA, for short).

When I'm not having sex, I'm thinking about having sex or writing about having sex or watching someone else have sex or flirting with someone who wants to have sex or ... well, you get the picture.

I'm currently writing a 6 volume encyclopedia on oral sex technique and conducting daily research. If you'd like to help with my study, send me a PM with your vital stats (including blood pressure and resting heart rate -- things can get intense & I don't want to hurt ... well, kill ... you).

I look forward to "interacting" with each of you at some point.

Best,

~Imp

 

[Absoloution]

FREAKS!

Good think I have a sideshow act I need to fill

We love you-hoo.

We want to have your babies.

(me)

(her)

 

[CharleyH]

We want to have your babies.

(me)

(her)

You've got my kinks wrong

 

[Guest]

It's true.

I didn't have the courtesy to introduce myself. I just started posting. After a while, folks stopped wondering "Who the fuck is that?" and just started answering.

Here's my intro:

I am (Let's see, now.) in my mid 30s with a killer Amazonian-type figure. (Yeah, that's the ticket.) 5'8" with green eyes and dark brown hair, thick and wavy and long. I am physically fit from almost constant sex. I am single and live alone in a secluded cabin in Appalachia. I support myself by hosting a phone and cam sex service under the name "Naked Ass Red Neck In Appalachia" (NARNIA, for short).

When I'm not having sex, I'm thinking about having sex or writing about having sex or watching someone else have sex or flirting with someone who wants to have sex or ... well, you get the picture.

I'm currently writing a 6 volume encyclopedia on oral sex technique and conducting daily research. If you'd like to help with my study, send me a PM with your vital stats (including blood pressure and resting heart rate -- things can get intense & I don't want to hurt ... well, kill ... you).

I look forward to "interacting" with each of you at some point.

Best,

~Imp

Oi! I didn't know you were me as well.

Oh wait, I'm English.

Lou

 

[Absoloution]

You've got my kinks wrong

I get all my info from the rodents. Take it out on them.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You've got my kinks wrong

A good chiropracter would help with that.