KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
You don't want to hook up with me? I'm crushed. Really I am. No, really. I'm torn up. I really am. Can't you tell?
Interestingly enough, you didn't take this board by storm. You did irritate some people, you did insult people. You did make people react to you. This is an accomplishment? You made an anonymous group of strangers react to your scintillating lack or originality?
Answer some questions of mine then, do be so bold.
How old are you? Mentally? Don't lie.
Does your mother know you use her computer to surf porn?
Have you ever done anything that was your own original idea? Don't lie.
Do they not pass out the sense of humor bottle in day care?
What makes you think provoking people on one bulletin board is going to get them to go visit your pathetic little attempt at a bulletin board?
Do you know that we call people like you spammers?
Did you know that it is against the rules of this site to spam on the bulletin board?
Did you know that the general board is not here for you to find your love, Brunhilda the sow? She can't read anyway, even if she could, she can't type with hooves.
What are your measurements? I mean in the brain pan. Don't know what that is? Ahh, too bad.
Are you easily offended yourself?
Do you congratulate yourself often for things that make sense only to you?
How many times have you been fired?
How many of those times were you fired for accidently putting the dirty french fry grease back in with the clean french fry grease? Don't lie!
Really, have you ever used all of the alphanumeric keys on your keyboard? Even once?
Schwinn or huffy?
Do you still get mad because you can't get past the ushers into the PG-13 movies?
How was boy scout camp last summer?
Which Backstreet Boy is your favorite?
Do you think that Britany is too maligned by idiots who don't understand her true musical talent?
How many technical inaccuracies were you able to point out between the X-Men movie and the comic book? In the first five minutes?
Do you know where the clitoris is?
Do you even know what it is?
Have you even been within 5 feet of a real live girl?
Did she hit you?
Just answer the questions and I'll see if you're good enough to hang with me.
Interestingly enough, you didn't take this board by storm. You did irritate some people, you did insult people. You did make people react to you. This is an accomplishment? You made an anonymous group of strangers react to your scintillating lack or originality?
Answer some questions of mine then, do be so bold.
How old are you? Mentally? Don't lie.
Does your mother know you use her computer to surf porn?
Have you ever done anything that was your own original idea? Don't lie.
Do they not pass out the sense of humor bottle in day care?
What makes you think provoking people on one bulletin board is going to get them to go visit your pathetic little attempt at a bulletin board?
Do you know that we call people like you spammers?
Did you know that it is against the rules of this site to spam on the bulletin board?
Did you know that the general board is not here for you to find your love, Brunhilda the sow? She can't read anyway, even if she could, she can't type with hooves.
What are your measurements? I mean in the brain pan. Don't know what that is? Ahh, too bad.
Are you easily offended yourself?
Do you congratulate yourself often for things that make sense only to you?
How many times have you been fired?
How many of those times were you fired for accidently putting the dirty french fry grease back in with the clean french fry grease? Don't lie!
Really, have you ever used all of the alphanumeric keys on your keyboard? Even once?
Schwinn or huffy?
Do you still get mad because you can't get past the ushers into the PG-13 movies?
How was boy scout camp last summer?
Which Backstreet Boy is your favorite?
Do you think that Britany is too maligned by idiots who don't understand her true musical talent?
How many technical inaccuracies were you able to point out between the X-Men movie and the comic book? In the first five minutes?
Do you know where the clitoris is?
Do you even know what it is?
Have you even been within 5 feet of a real live girl?
Did she hit you?
Just answer the questions and I'll see if you're good enough to hang with me.
