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from another newbie...
I saw Kid Rock in SF last summer and he was loud, abrasive, immature and not all that talented.
In my (very) short time here it strikes me that very often one's alias truly reflects their personality.
SIMPLY SOUTHERN: I like your choice for best rock band.
(ps the only reason I suffered through Mr. Rock's show was that Metallica was the headliner. They blew him off the stage.)
I saw Kid Rock in SF last summer and he was loud, abrasive, immature and not all that talented.
In my (very) short time here it strikes me that very often one's alias truly reflects their personality.
SIMPLY SOUTHERN: I like your choice for best rock band.
(ps the only reason I suffered through Mr. Rock's show was that Metallica was the headliner. They blew him off the stage.)
fgarvb1
We are in for it now.
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On behalf of the great state of texas....
just in case this jackass is real and over eighteen, I here by offer an apology to the members of this board.
It may very well have been born in raised in dallas or a large city. That's the only way i can account for such rudeness. One thing for sure if it is like this in real life
it is in for a lot of pain..if it lives.
Or maybe it's taken to many drugs and has burned out it's brain.? I assume it had one to start with. It could be the product of a one parent home and not taught manners as a child.
Perhaps it has suffered a head injury and the doctors were
unable to remove it from it's ass.
But people PLEASE do not take this asshole as an example
of ANY kind of texan.!!
just in case this jackass is real and over eighteen, I here by offer an apology to the members of this board.
It may very well have been born in raised in dallas or a large city. That's the only way i can account for such rudeness. One thing for sure if it is like this in real life
it is in for a lot of pain..if it lives.
Or maybe it's taken to many drugs and has burned out it's brain.? I assume it had one to start with. It could be the product of a one parent home and not taught manners as a child.
Perhaps it has suffered a head injury and the doctors were
unable to remove it from it's ass.
But people PLEASE do not take this asshole as an example
of ANY kind of texan.!!
KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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You wish to know about me, very well then.
My first name is Killer, but my friends call me Muff. Don't get excited darling, you haven't been granted such permission. I am 29, too old for you little boy? I am female, my measurements would probably make you drool all over yourself. Ah, ah, ah, don't touch that cock, you'll probably prematurely ejaculate. I prefer sex and lots of it, I've no preference in gender. I will admit that I've recently discovered how much I adore kissing other women. It makes one wonder what other sorts of things another woman can do... ah, let's not go there. You might ruin your keyboard. So many lips to lick and suck... No, sugar, you can't watch because I don't like you very much.
Moving along. If you've gotten any sort of brain at all, you can figure out not only how long I've been posting on these boards, but how many times I've posted. Look left, there's a good boy. I've already enjoyed the stud of the day, however, you can find him here Look a little, you'll find him. No, not the chickies, the guys. Can't measure up? Poor thing. I hear they may have surgery for that. Yes, you horribly offend me. Ask me again tomorrow, you'll probably just amuse me then. No, I am unable to respond in a simple yes or no manner. Single word responses are R Nitelight's realm, not mine. I like a man who can handle words, very attractive.
Oh look, multiple guess. Do I win a prize for answering them all correctly? I want the Ferarri so I can trade it up on something really nice.
Your favorite Rock band... The ones that don't suck gangrenous donkey dick. Rather unlike yourself?
Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... Who hasn't?
What planet is Alf from(This is important)... The one with a planetary core, gravity, an atmosphere, and Rhonda. Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda. The relevence would be...?
Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...
We make these things up to suit our purposes. Ambrosious is Mork today. That means Nightlite would be Mindy...
Do you masturbate(Be honest)... Who doesn't?
How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)... Quality versus quantity baby. Some you forget, some you remember only because there was a mechanical bull involved, others are burned into your mind so deeply that only thinking about them can make you cum.
Have ya ever had a threesome... Hasn't everyone?
Do you like bondage... You obviously haven't heard about me and rollbars.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... I have no idea, don't eat them. I do know that I am not allowed to eat corndogs in public. Something about audience participation being frowned upon.
Coke or Pepsi... Caffiene makes the world go round. Mountain Dew darlin. Specially if Uncle Earl made it. Hehehehe.
If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be... The line forms here. Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone who doesn't meet standards.
Somehow, I think you've managed to make most people actively dislike you. You amuse me. I would like to sharpen my verbal claws on you and sink my literary teeth into you. Might be interesting to see you squirm. Or can you rise to the occasion? Somehow, I seriously doubt it.
My first name is Killer, but my friends call me Muff. Don't get excited darling, you haven't been granted such permission. I am 29, too old for you little boy? I am female, my measurements would probably make you drool all over yourself. Ah, ah, ah, don't touch that cock, you'll probably prematurely ejaculate. I prefer sex and lots of it, I've no preference in gender. I will admit that I've recently discovered how much I adore kissing other women. It makes one wonder what other sorts of things another woman can do... ah, let's not go there. You might ruin your keyboard. So many lips to lick and suck... No, sugar, you can't watch because I don't like you very much.
Moving along. If you've gotten any sort of brain at all, you can figure out not only how long I've been posting on these boards, but how many times I've posted. Look left, there's a good boy. I've already enjoyed the stud of the day, however, you can find him here Look a little, you'll find him. No, not the chickies, the guys. Can't measure up? Poor thing. I hear they may have surgery for that. Yes, you horribly offend me. Ask me again tomorrow, you'll probably just amuse me then. No, I am unable to respond in a simple yes or no manner. Single word responses are R Nitelight's realm, not mine. I like a man who can handle words, very attractive.
Oh look, multiple guess. Do I win a prize for answering them all correctly? I want the Ferarri so I can trade it up on something really nice.
Your favorite Rock band... The ones that don't suck gangrenous donkey dick. Rather unlike yourself?
Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... Who hasn't?
What planet is Alf from(This is important)... The one with a planetary core, gravity, an atmosphere, and Rhonda. Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda. The relevence would be...?
Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...
We make these things up to suit our purposes. Ambrosious is Mork today. That means Nightlite would be Mindy...Do you masturbate(Be honest)... Who doesn't?
How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)... Quality versus quantity baby. Some you forget, some you remember only because there was a mechanical bull involved, others are burned into your mind so deeply that only thinking about them can make you cum.
Have ya ever had a threesome... Hasn't everyone?
Do you like bondage... You obviously haven't heard about me and rollbars.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... I have no idea, don't eat them. I do know that I am not allowed to eat corndogs in public. Something about audience participation being frowned upon.
Coke or Pepsi... Caffiene makes the world go round. Mountain Dew darlin. Specially if Uncle Earl made it. Hehehehe.
If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be... The line forms here. Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone who doesn't meet standards.
Somehow, I think you've managed to make most people actively dislike you. You amuse me. I would like to sharpen my verbal claws on you and sink my literary teeth into you. Might be interesting to see you squirm. Or can you rise to the occasion? Somehow, I seriously doubt it.
Time to roll?
You haven't made any impact on this board. I've had a quick glance over it and it seems like all the others have. The only thing you have proven is that lots of people have formed friendships here, but you seem to be totally excluded. I'm replying, like others, not because I'm obsessed with you, only because I like to be polite and enjoy dialogue. I read your initial survey and chose not to answer it. My choice. You keep asking for pics from total strangers who you won't even take the time to get to know. They decline from sending you any ... mmmmm ... why ever can that be? The immaturity which emmanates from your every word doesn't say much for your intelligence. A lot of what others have said by way of reply only compounds your ignorance, you have my sympathy. I hope you can overcome YOUR obsession, and stop returning here until whatever facet of your life you are unhappy with is resolved.
KID ROCK1 ... kinda sums you up: Kid as in child, or goat [you certainly act like one]. Also, a rolling stone [/rock] gathers no moss -- I think it's time you moved on; at present you just aren't a fun-guy [read fungi, as in moss, Rock...]. As for the '1' at the end of your name, it's patently obvious to all that as long as you persist with your attitude problem, you will be the '1' who is alone ...
For the record: Ally is my name (to answer but one of your questions). It can mean friend, but you'll have to make some major changes to the way you behave before I - or most everyone else here - treat you like one ['1'].
KID ROCK1 said:
You haven't made any impact on this board. I've had a quick glance over it and it seems like all the others have. The only thing you have proven is that lots of people have formed friendships here, but you seem to be totally excluded. I'm replying, like others, not because I'm obsessed with you, only because I like to be polite and enjoy dialogue. I read your initial survey and chose not to answer it. My choice. You keep asking for pics from total strangers who you won't even take the time to get to know. They decline from sending you any ... mmmmm ... why ever can that be? The immaturity which emmanates from your every word doesn't say much for your intelligence. A lot of what others have said by way of reply only compounds your ignorance, you have my sympathy. I hope you can overcome YOUR obsession, and stop returning here until whatever facet of your life you are unhappy with is resolved.
KID ROCK1 ... kinda sums you up: Kid as in child, or goat [you certainly act like one]. Also, a rolling stone [/rock] gathers no moss -- I think it's time you moved on; at present you just aren't a fun-guy [read fungi, as in moss, Rock...]. As for the '1' at the end of your name, it's patently obvious to all that as long as you persist with your attitude problem, you will be the '1' who is alone ...
For the record: Ally is my name (to answer but one of your questions). It can mean friend, but you'll have to make some major changes to the way you behave before I - or most everyone else here - treat you like one ['1'].
I Just Had To Reply Once More...
You peeps are so shallow...Why would I wanna be friends with anyone who forms opinions about someone after ONE topic...My intent was never to hook-up with any of you ladies(and I use the term loosely) but to post on a board that I never knew existed until yesterday and see what kind of a reaction I could get out of you people...
This topic served its purpose as most of you already hate me based upon my writing style...
Did I come to this board to get all chummy with you people...NO
Did I come to this board to ruffle a few feathers...Maybe...
Did I come to this board to have a little fun...YES...
Have a nice day...
~i~
You peeps are so shallow...Why would I wanna be friends with anyone who forms opinions about someone after ONE topic...My intent was never to hook-up with any of you ladies(and I use the term loosely) but to post on a board that I never knew existed until yesterday and see what kind of a reaction I could get out of you people...
This topic served its purpose as most of you already hate me based upon my writing style...
Did I come to this board to get all chummy with you people...NO
Did I come to this board to ruffle a few feathers...Maybe...
Did I come to this board to have a little fun...YES...
Have a nice day...
~i~
R Nitelight
Her Rock
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KID ROCK1 has left us.
Can we please have a moment of silence?
Thank you.
Can we please have a moment of silence?
Thank you.
Juspar Emvan
Literotica Guru
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Fill out the following survey and i'll decide based upon your answers if this board is worthy of me... nope, we never did anything to deserve you
Your First Name... Juspar, you can call me Sir
Age... it's in the profile, more than 20, les than 30
Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... i'm a raging fag
Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)... 30ft Yacht, 13ft Corvette, 11in Cock
How long have you been posting on discussion boards... as always, look left
Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... http://www.literotica.com
Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)... ignorance does not, arrogance does, you get?
Your favorite Rock band... Led Zep
Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... duh
What planet is Alf from(This is important)... Melmac
Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy... Duh, who played mndy? or Orson?
Do you masturbate(Be honest)... Frequently, often with help from the beautiful (yes I know) ladies here
How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)... RL I can count them on one hand
Have ya ever had a threesome... in my dreams
Do you like bondage... light
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... how many miles does it take to find one of these, whatevers?
Coke or Pepsi... coke
If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be... I don't do one night
Thats all peeps...I'll check back later and based upon your answers i'll decide if this board is worthy of me... still no
Peace... hell no, it'd be boring
I couldn't help reading right through this, it was the sort of fascinated horror you get witnesing a train wreck. KR, the other posters here are the only thing that kept me interested. You are just an agrivating catalyst.
Your First Name... Juspar, you can call me Sir
Age... it's in the profile, more than 20, les than 30
Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... i'm a raging fag
Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)... 30ft Yacht, 13ft Corvette, 11in Cock
How long have you been posting on discussion boards... as always, look left
Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... http://www.literotica.com
Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)... ignorance does not, arrogance does, you get?
Your favorite Rock band... Led Zep
Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... duh
What planet is Alf from(This is important)... Melmac
Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy... Duh, who played mndy? or Orson?
Do you masturbate(Be honest)... Frequently, often with help from the beautiful (yes I know) ladies here
How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)... RL I can count them on one hand
Have ya ever had a threesome... in my dreams
Do you like bondage... light
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... how many miles does it take to find one of these, whatevers?
Coke or Pepsi... coke
If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be... I don't do one night
Thats all peeps...I'll check back later and based upon your answers i'll decide if this board is worthy of me... still no
Peace... hell no, it'd be boring
I couldn't help reading right through this, it was the sort of fascinated horror you get witnesing a train wreck. KR, the other posters here are the only thing that kept me interested. You are just an agrivating catalyst.
I'm cheesed off with market reasearch, and questionairs, Im like Ksss I get fed up after the first two. I thought that profiles were there to give details, that you wanted to revel? "I'll send my pic,if you send me yours" I must say though 6 pages of replies is not at all bad.!!!
SweetCherry
Sex Dork
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I was going to post some biting and sarcastic remark here and attempt to tell this idiot once again to go away, but I have come to the conclusion he won;t listen anyhow. So I have decided that this waste of skin no longer exists in my little world. It's a happy place full of sex, dreams, and chocolate. No Cro-Magnons allowed. Only those who have intelligent, inciteful, or entertaining comments are allowed. So good bye, KR. You no longer will bother me!
*poof*
*poof*
I Find It Hard To Believe...
That someone who has been here less than 24 hours could bother anyone...
The question I have is that if I bother you so much then why are reading this topic and replying to it...
Obviously I intrique alot of you people which is why you keep reading my latest comments...
Is it because i'm an outsider who didn't come to this board to find love and romance like the rest of you or is it because I can outpost every single one of you and I tell it like it is that you despise me so much...
One of my questions was "Do you get easily offended by what someone posts on a discussion board"...I asked that question for a reason and it seems alot of you take posting a little too seriously and are not open to other peoples opinions with they differ from yours...
The sun is shining...Smile...
~i~
That someone who has been here less than 24 hours could bother anyone...
The question I have is that if I bother you so much then why are reading this topic and replying to it...
Obviously I intrique alot of you people which is why you keep reading my latest comments...
Is it because i'm an outsider who didn't come to this board to find love and romance like the rest of you or is it because I can outpost every single one of you and I tell it like it is that you despise me so much...
One of my questions was "Do you get easily offended by what someone posts on a discussion board"...I asked that question for a reason and it seems alot of you take posting a little too seriously and are not open to other peoples opinions with they differ from yours...
The sun is shining...Smile...
~i~
I'll Try To Be Nice...
I can see that alot of you are intimidated by my mad posting skillz and don't quite no what to say so in all fairness to you people I will try and tone it down a notch...
Its not everyday that someone like me shows up and takes a board by storm...
I'll try and post on your level from now on...
Enjoy your lunch...
~i~
I can see that alot of you are intimidated by my mad posting skillz and don't quite no what to say so in all fairness to you people I will try and tone it down a notch...
Its not everyday that someone like me shows up and takes a board by storm...
I'll try and post on your level from now on...
Enjoy your lunch...
~i~
Juspar Emvan
Literotica Guru
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Storm? Inna tea cup.
Betch can't let this thread go till it sinks to page three before you bring it back to the top. Go on, I dare ya.
Betch can't let this thread go till it sinks to page three before you bring it back to the top. Go on, I dare ya.
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