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Budman said:

I admire you ladies for keeping your cool, and for your scathing answers (which probably flew right over this cukoo's nest)

Budman it is easy when you are dealing with dipshits. On the Attention M&M thread he was asking if he spoke spanish. LOL if he doesn't know how in the hell are we supposed to know!
 
Actually, he asked the vague question, "Is Spanish spoken?"

Sorry to be a smarty pants, Juliangel. ;)
 
Simplistic Southern...

Thanx...

In the future refrain from sticking out your tongue at me...

~i~
 
Hey Kid Rock,

You asked for pics, you wanted pics.

I offered pics, but now you're not interested in pics.

Because you know I'm not a girl,

Because you are not a newbie,

Gotcha!
 
So much for being nice....that's what I get I suppose.

Shame on me for thinking the pleasant attitude would be contagious.

:p another one for the Kid, cause I know he secretly liked it. :)
 
Excuse Me Junifer...

I didn't ask you for pix but you offered me pix...

I asked a general question for the ladies who have the ovaries to send me a pix of them or just post one but I didn't ask YOU specificaly...

YOU offered and I said "Sure, why not"...

I'm still waiting...

~i~
 
Well, damn I missed the part where he asked for pics...not gonna send or post one anyways...oh well..
 
Still Waiting...

Use a one hour photo shop the next time ya get pix developed...

~i~
 
I think you will be waiting for a very long time. My guess would be until the next geological age.
 
Question For Ya...

Whats your favorite color panties and do ya like thongs???

~i~
 
Typical...

I'm willing to bet none of you females have the guts to send me a "real" pix of you...

No fakes...I've seen enough of those...

~i~
 
um.....

You can ask anyone, I am pretty personable. but

I DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

You piss me off. I would appreciate it if you would be more curteous to the people here that have experience and taste.

I would never allow you to see a picture of me. Ever.

I am 5'11" Blonde hair, Blue eyes...19 and completely out of your reach.......IMPRESSED YET?

how about.....um........the fact taht I haven't turned down anyone for a date ....ever...but I would make an exception for you. YOu just tick me off. I am in NO way arrogant. Just showing you what you sound like, But I haven't mastered your skill. I hope a troll eats you.
 
Did I Ask You For A Date...

Anyone named Lava Goddess and won't send me her pix is a cow...

Quit faking your looks and eat fat-free foods from now on...

~i~
 
okay it is time to ignore the kid in class that is

:p
 
You have the nerve to ask for pics from the women here after you have verbally bashed each and everyone who has responded to this thread...boy, you are stupid!
 
See, this is what happens when you inbreed......You get this schmuck
 
KID ROCK1 said:

Your First Name... Cyan

Age... 3

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)... Women

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...

How long have you been posting on discussion boards... Who knows

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)... Here

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)... No

Your favorite Rock band... NO

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)... Yes

What planet is Alf from(This is important)... Alf? who yes its on the tip of my tonuge... try and read it...

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy... Robin Williams

Do you masturbate(Be honest)... N, thats why I have my wife

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)... You mean I was to count... dam

Have ya ever had a threesome...Yes

Do you like bondage... Depends

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop... Well the wise old owl in the tree says three

Coke or Pepsi... Pepsi

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be... I have know idea


Now theres your answers, but be warned that if you annoy the dragon... I will rip your head off....

And one last note.......


I AM THE KING OF ASSHOLES........


BloodsBane
 
KID ROCK1 said:

First off I have no idea who the hell any of you are so in order for me to grace this board with my presence I need some info about you peeps...

Fill out the following survey and i'll decide based upon your answers if this board is worthy of me...

Your First Name...Vic

Age...old enough

Sexual Preference...(Lord help me if this board is full of fags...Lesbians are OK)...straight

Females Only...(Your measurments and be honest)...

How long have you been posting on discussion boards...long enough

Your favorite FREE porn website(A link would be helpfull)...the one your at!

Are you easily offended by what people post(A simple Yes or No will do)...hell no

Your favorite Rock band...not Kid Rock

Have ya ever watched Three's Company(The sit-com)...no duh

What planet is Alf from(This is important)...duh

Who played Mork in the hit series Mork and Mindy...duh

Do you masturbate(Be honest)...what do you think

How many sexual partners have you had...(Don't lie)...enough

Have ya ever had a threesome...yes

Do you like bondage...no

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop...654

Coke or Pepsi...Mountain Dew

If you could have a one nite stand with anyone in the world who would be...Alyssa Milano

Thats all peeps...I'll check back later and based upon your answers i'll decide if this board is worthy of me...

Peace...

~i~



 
Ummmm...

Why would ya want "fake" nude pix of these internet chicks...I haven't even seen one pix with their clothes on yet...

~i~
 
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