An interesting factoid about Londoners

KillerMuffin

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The average Londoner is photographed by 300 surveillance cameras every single day.
 
So are Americans... they just don't tell us...

[/paranoia]
 
And fully 298 of them are caught whilst eating bangers and mash!


Whatever that is.
 
I took my daughter to Target tonight...there was 300 camera's in that store alone...
 
sufisaint said:
I took my daughter to Target tonight...there was 300 camera's in that store alone...


Mohammed Ali's Daughter, age 26, was busted shoplifting at the Target here in my town yesterday.
 
RastaPope said:
And fully 298 of them are caught whilst eating bangers and mash!


Whatever that is.


mmmmmmmmmmm, bangers and mash.................*hungry now*
 
islandman said:



mmmmmmmmmmm, bangers and mash.................*hungry now*

Unfortunately, I live in America. We have real food.


Just what in the hell IS bangers and mash?
 
RastaPope said:


Unfortunately, I live in America. We have real food.


Just what in the hell IS bangers and mash?

You really REALLY dont want to know.

Fucking brits will eat anything
 
RastaPope said:


Unfortunately, I live in America. We have real food.


Real food,all nicely loaded with GM shit and growth hormones.
 
Nor do we anymore.They wrap it up inside bits of poncey plastic
inside the newspaper.

Can't beat the the taste of newsprint on yer fish and chips.
 
RastaPope said:
Unfortunately, I live in America. We have real food.
Just what in the hell IS bangers and mash?

Sounds exotic, but it's just sausages and mashed potatos.

Now how about Faggots n' Peas? There's an exotic name for a meal...

As for surveillance cameras, the Brits have learned well from America.
 
RastaPope said:


Unfortunately, I live in America. We have real food.


Just what in the hell IS bangers and mash?

mmmm real food such as

Mcdonalds
Burger king
Pizza Hut
Domminos
Wendys

amongst others


Thanks guys we really appreciate your culinary exports
 
Used to be able to get some pretty darned good bangers in Seattle, but the government went and closed them down for health violations. I was perfectly willing to risk exposure to toxins or bacterium or what have you for some yummy sausages...
 
Frankly, I don't care about the bangers. It is the cameras that freak me out. Unless of course the camera is recording me being a banger.

I know of a woman who is fighting in court to have a camera her neighbor put up removed. It is pointing right at her hot tub. There appears to be no law against it.

Some things are just wrong.
 
They are everywhere. When the Brits proposed them, they used American stats and experience as their raison d'etre.

Whatever your opinion, at least in Britain the presence of the CCTVs is open and they are visible for everyone to see, as opposed to being hidden.
 
Judging by the amount of those crappy caught in the act and America's dumbest criminal programmes that are on cable, surveillance camaras are not just a London phenomana.

BTW We also eat toad in the hole and spotted dick.
 
RastaPope said:


Unfortunately, I live in America. We have real food.


Just what in the hell IS bangers and mash?

MacDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Arby's.... Yep that's real food all right.

Londoners have to put with pie and mash, fish and chips (note: they are called 'chips' not 'fries', we know this because we invented the language.) And then there are jellied eels, Tikka massala, and Vindaloo (orginally from India but transfored beyond all recogintion to it's ancester and now a British dish).

And of course the humble 'banger' or more accuratly know as the emulsified high fat offal tube. Yum Yum. Slurrrrrrp!
 
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