An innovative new way to deal with rejection:

[crysede]

Dear [Interviewer's Name]

Thank you for your letter of [Date]. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of rejections, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm three weeks from today. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

I see a great potential for this approach to be modified for use with Universities, loan companies, private clubs, perhaps even dates and marriage proposals!

 

[Monazwx]

I am going to find this quite useful I think.

 

[WhatsHerName]

I can see where this could come in handy!

I don't know about marriage proposals though...I am not wanting someone that doesn't want me.

 

[VanB]

This could take off - quick patent the idea

 

[Laurel]

LMAO!