An Improper Fucking

[sirhugs]

a title in search of an idea.

someone commented that I need a proper fucking, to which I responded "no, what I need is an improper fucking.."

but I got neither.

Still the phrase stuck in my mind & a search reveals no stories using it as a title...

 

[Reshbod]

My first thought on the title is a proper English gent. Someone who wears tweed jackets and smokes a pipe.

Perhaps a university professor who has power over students but does not use or abuse it. A young co-ed gets the hots for him and seduces him to his comments that this is improper. Story could also work with a male student.

Or he could be a minister, business man etc. and the wife of an underling decides she wants him and he resists due to its improperness.

It could also be a series. An intelligent but absent minded professor type tries to maintain properness, but no matter where he goes or what he does, he manages to get himself into very improper situations like above and then some.

 

[Tmmldr]

a title in search of an idea.

someone commented that I need a proper fucking, to which I responded "no, what I need is an improper fucking.."

but I got neither.

Still the phrase stuck in my mind & a search reveals no stories using it as a title...

What this makes me think of is a date where the girl is all dolled up and expecting to be romanced, wined and dined and then took home and fucked, but she winds up drinking hard liquor, and getting it bent over the hood of the car from behind.

And then she gets dropped off back at her home/dorm/apt, all disleveled, with her panties and bra lost, smelling like whiskey. She goes in to meet roommate/husband/mom/brother.

She thinks about it. Ambivalence. Yes it was the most intense fuck she'd ever had but it was soooo sudden and impulsive and ohhh, she isn't that type of girl and she begins to repress those memories, but feels the cum trickling down her inner thighs and can't, so she frigs herself off a couple of times before falling asleep naked.

The next day, though, it's all firmly repressed. Not something she'd do. Not something a good girl would even think about.

Then he calls.

 

[Carnevil9]

All fucking is improper, if you're doing it right.

 

[RicoLouis]

reminds me of a comdian I heard once who mentions watching british porn and saying their to nice to do porn. "who's your daddy, i say who's your daddy." In a very proper british accent.

 

[Strangebuddy]

My first thought on the title is a proper English gent. Someone who wears tweed jackets and smokes a pipe.

This is what i thought upon reading the title (complete with monocle pop).

It gives me an idea like there's some snooty gentlemen's club that a new money person gets invited to. The club seems like a paradise with tons of buxom women with tight pussies and juicy asses that will cater to every whim from personal fitness to rent-able sex-slave at the drop of a hat. The new member decides to take advantage of the situation and selects several eager playmates for his first real weekend at the club.

He begins making out with them, encouraging them as they work him out of his clothes, only to get slapped by one of the girls once he starts with some dirty talk. After complaining to his fellow members, all he gets is a look of disapproval and whispers of "how improper." it turns out that there is an entire book of bylaws for having sex at the club and they all must be followed to the letter without any assistance from the ladies.

The man tries to follow them but only gets more confused. There's rules like Anal sex can only occur after 5PM and gloves must be worn at all times during it or rooms for group sex must be reserved in advance and brandy must be drinken by all participants beforehand, with a senior member overseeing the proceedings.

Everytime the man gets a rule wrong, one of the members groans and demonstrates, in great detail, how to do the act properly, all while shaking their head.

 

[Tmmldr]

This is what i thought upon reading the title (complete with monocle pop).

It gives me an idea like there's some snooty gentlemen's club that a new money person gets invited to. The club seems like a paradise with tons of buxom women with tight pussies and juicy asses that will cater to every whim from personal fitness to rent-able sex-slave at the drop of a hat. The new member decides to take advantage of the situation and selects several eager playmates for his first real weekend at the club.

He begins making out with them, encouraging them as they work him out of his clothes, only to get slapped by one of the girls once he starts with some dirty talk. After complaining to his fellow members, all he gets is a look of disapproval and whispers of "how improper." it turns out that there is an entire book of bylaws for having sex at the club and they all must be followed to the letter without any assistance from the ladies.

The man tries to follow them but only gets more confused. There's rules like Anal sex can only occur after 5PM and gloves must be worn at all times during it or rooms for group sex must be reserved in advance and brandy must be drinken by all participants beforehand, with a senior member overseeing the proceedings.

Everytime the man gets a rule wrong, one of the members groans and demonstrates, in great detail, how to do the act properly, all while shaking their head.

Until one day one guy says "Fuck all the fucking rules! Let's just do some fucking fucking and fuck the fucking rules!" and grabs two of the ladies.