Never
Come What May
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- Jun 20, 2000
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Many of you have noticed a change in me in the last few weeks; some who are close to me have questioned me and received little in reply. I've been thinking hard about something and I think it's time I shared it with the board.
Many men joke that they are lesbians, well, this lesbian is returning the favor and becoming a man.
I know, it's quite sudden and not what you expected but this is something I've been dealing with for many years now and have just come to except it. It's true that I won't physically become a man for many years - I'm eating all the oysters I can get my hands on but that's no substitute for hormone injections. I've shaved my face for three months now and still haven't grown a beard but that's okay, I think beards on men don't look that good anyway.
My request is this, in your posts and in your minds, I would like you to think of me and speak of me as though I were a man. Baring that try a gender-neutral approach. Eventually 'Ze' and 'Zer' will become so annoying you'll happily change to 'him' and 'he.' I've changed my avatar accordingly and will soon request a name change to something more appropriate - I'm thinking 'Nevbo' has a nice ring to it.
I'd like to thank many people on the board for helping me through this tough time. Juspar for the pictorial inspiration. All the really hot straight woman who post on this board but I couldn't get into the pants of unless I was male.
I know a few of the lesbians will feel betrayed but hey, I can make those stupid "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body' jokes and they'll actually be funny.
In closing. I'd like you to remember though I'll not always be the same gender I'll always be the same person - just with, yah know, a dick.
Ever,
Never.
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The above meaningless post was brought to you by lavender, who refuses to believe that I picked this avatar just because I liked the way it looked.
Many men joke that they are lesbians, well, this lesbian is returning the favor and becoming a man.
I know, it's quite sudden and not what you expected but this is something I've been dealing with for many years now and have just come to except it. It's true that I won't physically become a man for many years - I'm eating all the oysters I can get my hands on but that's no substitute for hormone injections. I've shaved my face for three months now and still haven't grown a beard but that's okay, I think beards on men don't look that good anyway.
My request is this, in your posts and in your minds, I would like you to think of me and speak of me as though I were a man. Baring that try a gender-neutral approach. Eventually 'Ze' and 'Zer' will become so annoying you'll happily change to 'him' and 'he.' I've changed my avatar accordingly and will soon request a name change to something more appropriate - I'm thinking 'Nevbo' has a nice ring to it.
I'd like to thank many people on the board for helping me through this tough time. Juspar for the pictorial inspiration. All the really hot straight woman who post on this board but I couldn't get into the pants of unless I was male.
I know a few of the lesbians will feel betrayed but hey, I can make those stupid "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body' jokes and they'll actually be funny.
In closing. I'd like you to remember though I'll not always be the same gender I'll always be the same person - just with, yah know, a dick.
Ever,
Never.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The above meaningless post was brought to you by lavender, who refuses to believe that I picked this avatar just because I liked the way it looked.
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