An Experiment

[RawHumor]

Ram and Lavy

Dammit, if you two don't crotch-kiss right this minute, I'm going to have to bring out my woopin' stick!

Ram, Lavy extended the tongue of friendship. The balls are in your corner.

 

[lavender]

 

[RawHumor]

Ass-talk

I like giving rim jobs
I like receiving rim jobs

Stop, you had me at "rim jobs."

 

[Rambrat]

I was.

You know...if we ever started liking each other...I'm not going to kiss your ass.

Hey! Does this mean that I can say your name on other posts for the next 72 hours. Or maybe a PM...yeah...I could PM you...and you're not allowed to reply with anythnig nasty...

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Ram and Lavy

Dammit, if you two don't crotch-kiss right this minute, I'm going to have to bring out my woopin' stick!

Ram, Lavy extended the tongue of friendship. The balls are in your corner.

She just wants to get me close enough to bite my tongue off.

Besides...I wouldn't take advantage of her....

wait a minute...I actually had a fantasy about this...

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Ram and Lavy

She just wants to get me close enough to bite my tongue off.

This from the guy who followed the vampiress around like a puppy dog? LOL

 

[sunstruck]

Is that enough about da azz for now?

I'm good.

How about some hearts and smilies. All good flirts use hearts and smilies.

 

[Rambrat]

Hey Rambrat.

I bet this is something you never expected to be reading from me.

Check your PMs.

You know...my whole universe could implode...

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Ram and Lavy

This from the guy who followed the vampiress around like a puppy dog? LOL

What appears to be Masochism is nothing more than dogged determination...

 

[RawHumor]

Ya know

This thread's getting to be like watching a puppy and a mongoose play together. They both try, but one of them usually gets hurt sooner or later.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ram and Lavy

What appears to be Masochism is nothing more than dogged determination...

LOL My bad.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Ya know

This thread's getting to be like watching a puppy and a mongoose play together. They both try, but one of them usually gets hurt sooner or later.

You let your puppy play with mongooses? mongoosese? mongese? mongi?

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Ya know

You let your puppy play with mongooses? mongoosese? mongese? mongi?

DOH! I meant to change it to "ferret". We used to have 2 ferrets and a puppy.

Oh well, ignore me.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Ya know

This thread's getting to be like watching a puppy and a mongoose play together. They both try, but one of them usually gets hurt sooner or later.

Oh ye of little faith...

 

[Black_Bird]

Come here Birdie. Let the Lavster ruffle your feathers.

Anytime, babe...

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Ya know

Oh ye of little faith...

Okay, let me rephrase that entire paragraph, cuz I really messed it up the first time.

This thread's getting to be like watching a puppy and a ferret play together. They both try, but they really just don't know how to play together.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Ya know

Okay, let me rephrase that entire paragraph, cuz I really messed it up the first time.

This thread's getting to be like watching a puppy and a ferret play together. They both try, but they really just don't know how to play together.

I don't care...I have a PM from Lavendar!

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ya know

I don't care...I have a PM from Lavendar!

It's D-E-R. Hasn't Sunstroke told you? Chicks get annoyed when you spell their names incorrectly.

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ya know

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ya know

Will wonders never cease?



The above emoticons were for sunstruck's benefit.

Well spank my ass and call me Susan.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ya know

Well spank my ass and call me Susan.

I thought you'd never ask.

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ya know

It's D-E-R. Hasn't Sunstroke told you? Chicks get annoyed when you spell their names incorrectly.

Lol...I swear I must have an inner demon that makes me do that.

It's Lavender...Lavender...

 

[lavender]

 

[RawHumor]

Just call me Lavs or Lavy. It will make things so much easier.

But don't cut it down to just Lav, cuz that can be pretty insulting, if you think about it.