An Embarassing Erection

sirhugs

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A horny guy who hasn;t had sex in way toop long keeps getting auto erections in awkward spots.

Who has ideas about how this problem gets resolved?
 
A professor in a college classroom? The girls in the front row can't help but notice and decide that having sex with and being able to blackmail their professor would work out nicely for them.
 
He rides the bus home and it passes over a bumpy stretch of road...and he "resolves" himself? He's sitting next to a sexy woman who is wearing a low-cut blouse and the bumpy ride makes her breasts do interesting things, too.
 
bisexplicit said:
A professor in a college classroom? The girls in the front row can't help but notice and decide that having sex with and being able to blackmail their professor would work out nicely for them.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
any twists to freshen it up?
 
MercyMia said:
He rides the bus home and it passes over a bumpy stretch of road...and he "resolves" himself? He's sitting next to a sexy woman who is wearing a low-cut blouse and the bumpy ride makes her breasts do interesting things, too.


now this one's fresh!
 
sirhugs said:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
any twists to freshen it up?

It's a swimming class, so there's no possible way for him to hide his condition?
 
Texguy84 said:
It's a swimming class, so there's no possible way for him to hide his condition?

He's a swimming coach? And you know how they wear those super-tight bathing suits in order to cut down resistance.
 
bisexplicit said:
He's a swimming coach? And you know how they wear those super-tight bathing suits in order to cut down resistance.

and squat close to the edge to speak to the swimmers?
 
Oh who cares if he squats or not, in those a semi hard cock will pop out :catgrin:

Does give you an interesting twist, instead of getting him to fuck them again and again after he does the first, they can blackmail him into bed with them, since that is considered a form of sexual harrassment and just commenting on him falling out of his suit to or near faculty members will get him fired.

Ok, I guess maybe i'm twisted, but perhaps he is gay, hung and hunky, has an all women swimteam and they all have the hots for him, so they all blackmail him into sleeping with them in groups and singly, mostly singly of course, not to many guys can manage to give more than one woman all she wants in bed.

Now comes the hard part, he doesn't like it, ever.
 
indianbarbie86 said:
The boss gets stuck in an elevator with his slutty dressed secretary.

or maybe she's very prim, but some other hottie gets on, provokes the erection, then gets off on another floor, leaving the prim one staring at his condition?
 
sirhugs said:
or maybe she's very prim, but some other hottie gets on, provokes the erection, then gets off on another floor, leaving the prim one staring at his condition?

Or all three could get stuck together.

The boss and the hottie decide to get it on, and the prim one has no choice but to watch.
 
How about a school field trip but there's one too many students to fit on the bus so the girl has to sit on the teacher's lap...
 
indianbarbie86 said:
How about a school field trip but there's one too many students to fit on the bus so the girl has to sit on the teacher's lap...


nice, but in these hyper alert days, unrealistic. I'd make it a late night bus back from a sports game, not too crowded. Teacher is sleeping in the front row. When he awakes, gal is in his lap. she wisphers " you must have been having wet dreams...I saw how big you were and couldn't resist"
 
that sounds good... how about an 18 year old girl goes on a fishing trip with her father, brother and her father's best friend. She sits on her father's best friend's lap, the others are too busy talking and not noticing he's slowly slipping his cock into daddy's innocent girl's pussy...
 
indianbarbie86 said:
that sounds good... how about an 18 year old girl goes on a fishing trip with her father, brother and her father's best friend. She sits on her father's best friend's lap, the others are too busy talking and not noticing he's slowly slipping his cock into daddy's innocent girl's pussy...


she's not THAT innocent...after all, she's the one who unzipped his fly, extracted his erection and shoved her wet panties aside....
 
sirhugs said:
A horny guy who hasn;t had sex in way toop long keeps getting auto erections in awkward spots.

Who has ideas about how this problem gets resolved?

He's waiting in a crowd of people for the parade to begin. A group of young women surrounds him, unwittingly jostling him as they crane their necks to catch sight of the festivities. He almost gets pushed over so he has to put his hands out to steady himself and oopsie, he grabs hold of a set of firm tits...sorry, he says, blushing. The girls keep teasing each other, aware of him now, and they push each other back and forth with him getting the brunt of their horseplay. He can barely breathe, he's so erect...he feels like he's about to burst out of his pants.
 
MercyMia said:
He's waiting in a crowd of people for the parade to begin. A group of young women surrounds him, unwittingly jostling him as they crane their necks to catch sight of the festivities. He almost gets pushed over so he has to put his hands out to steady himself and oopsie, he grabs hold of a set of firm tits...sorry, he says, blushing. The girls keep teasing each other, aware of him now, and they push each other back and forth with him getting the brunt of their horseplay. He can barely breathe, he's so erect...he feels like he's about to burst out of his pants.


...and then he DOES burst outta his pants!
 
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