An Edible Excretion Experience

[TE999]

Actually, it's the place to order it.

Okay...but I draw the line at the ice cream...

 

[slyc_willie]

Okay...but I draw the line at the ice cream...

I don't know . . . creamy milk chocolate served from a urinal . . . .

I bet the whole place smells like urinal cakes.

Oo! Oo! I bet they have a DISH called Urinal Cakes!

 

[_Lynn_]

This is the outside and it has a part of the menu listed. Some of the pics are the same, but not all.

 

[TE999]

I don't know . . . creamy milk chocolate served from a urinal . . . .

I bet the whole place smells like urinal cakes.

Oo! Oo! I bet they have a DISH called Urinal Cakes!

It prolly smells like Lysol or another disenfectant...Sushi Urinal Cakes made from salmon for the pink color... I can just imagine what the caviar is shaped like...

 

[TE999]

This is the outside and it has a part of the menu listed. Some of the pics are the same, but not all.

Hah! I nailed it on the TP for napkins.

 

[_Lynn_]

Hah! I nailed it on the TP for napkins.

Yeah, at the Berlin version of it, where . . . the bar meals are serviced in chamber pots, the beer in urine specimen bottles . . .

 

[TE999]

Yeah, at the Berlin version of it, where . . . the bar meals are serviced in chamber pots, the beer in urine specimen bottles . . .

Great minds and all that. I dunno about the beer in specimen bottles...of course you never own beer, you just rent it...seems rather fitting in a way.

 

[slyc_willie]

Yeah, at the Berlin version of it, where . . . the bar meals are serviced in chamber pots, the beer in urine specimen bottles . . .

Love it.

I wonder if the concept would fly in Texas . . . .

Um. Prolly not.

However, I have been developing an idea for a gluten-free, full service restaurant here. I wonder if I could find any backers.

 

[slyc_willie]

Great minds and all that. I dunno about the beer in specimen bottles...of course you never own beer, you just rent it...seems rather fitting in a way.

It's all recyclable.

 

[TE999]

Love it.

I wonder if the concept would fly in Texas . . . .

Um. Prolly not.

However, I have been developing an idea for a gluten-free, full service restaurant here. I wonder if I could find any backers.

If you could find some who knew what gluten was, sure. If a toilet themed restaurant can make it...you'll have a winner.

 

[slyc_willie]

If you could find some who knew what gluten was, sure. If a toilet themed restaurant can make it...you'll have a winner.

Actually, quite a few in the restaurant biz know full well what gluten is. A lot of restaurants have gluten-free menus, in fact.

But to have a restaurant in which everything on the menu is completely gluten-free . . . that's a niche that hasn't been filled yet.

If I was an ambitious man . . . .

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Generally speaking, anyone who eats excretions is schizophrenic. Crap is the sine qua non of the disorder.

 

[jomar]

Over the years, and maybe it's the filter I see things through because strange fads certainly happen in the US, but the Japanese come up with some weird shit - remember those pants/skirts women wore that looked like they were naked from the back, and other odd fashion fads?

I mean which is weirder - dining in a pitch dark restaurant or eating out of a toilet with a 'poop' ice cream dessert restaurant?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

JOMAR

We're not talking fad, we're talking schizophrenia.

 

[jomar]

JOMAR

We're not talking fad, we're talking schizophrenia.

The Japanese are schizophrenic? I thought it was just chocolate ice cream!

Maybe it's a shared cultural fetish.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The Japanese eat snake urine soup, too.

 

[_Lynn_]

Generally speaking, anyone who eats excretions is schizophrenic. Crap is the sine qua non of the disorder.

Did you read the articles at all?

JOMAR

We're not talking fad, we're talking schizophrenia.

It's a gimmick, where they eat regular food, off odd things.

I thought it was just chocolate ice cream!

Yeah.