An Awful Superhero Story (OOC/Casting Call)

Bluemage

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Seems I end up attempting to do this thread twice a year. Anyway, here we go...

What: It's generally accepted that if someone had super powers they'd be a messed up individual. I mean, if you had the super power to shoot lightning from your fingertips you would probably use it to charge your iPod, until you thought of how it could be used so you could rob a bank. This game sort of explores that idea, but at the same time plays off of other series in the super hero comedy genre.

Super Hero Comedy Genre?: Ever heard of the Dark Horse graphic novel by Adam Warren known as "Empowered"? It's a comedy about a superheroine who has severe body image problems and an even more severe lack of confidence. Her super powers sometimes work and sometimes don't and she often finds herself kidnapped her supersuit (the source of her powers) in tatters, and bound and gagged (sometimes with the supersuit itself). This allows for some sexy comedic moments at her expense. If you haven't seen or heard of that however, how about Dr. Horrible's Singalong blog, a video series starring Neil Patrick Harris as a rather inept supervillain, Felicia Day as the girl that he falls for, and Nathan Fillion as the foil to Dr. Horrible, the charismatic super hero Captain Hammer. It's a comedy of errors where Dr. Horrible struggles to become part of the evil league of evil and make Penny impressed enough to fall for him, only to have everything go horribly wrong when Captain Hammer enters the scene. To a certain point the movie "The Incredibles" fits into the genre as it was light and didn't really take itself all that seriously, but it is a bit less of what I'm aiming for here.
Really, it's the idea of super heroes and super villains not being exactly what you picture when you imagine super heroes and super villains with comedic results.

How this works as an SRP: Super villains who kidnap inept super heroines, truss them up and then have a little fun with them is out of the ordinary and does sound sexy. It's even funnier if the super heroine totally gets off on it and is upset at the super hero who eventually comes on scene to save her. Super villains who only became super villains so that they could get beat up by super heroes as some sort of fetish is kind of funny. Similarly powers that manifest themselves in silly ways, or simply silly powers could allow for some SRP content with some comedy. Perhaps some sort of Sailor Moon Transformation sequence that in the middle has the girl in the nude and as a result all of the villains have to take a quick break in the bathroom to relieve some sexual pressure, or fall over from nosebleeds or something (or possibly become less enthusiastic about the money they've stolen and more enthusiastic about the girl). Really, there are almost an unlimited number of scenarios where this could go sexual, but seriously, there should be a reason for it to get there. Don't just jump into a car and rut like rabbits because you can, after all, I'd like to keep a ratio of one part S, two parts RP (why do you think there are twice as many letters for RP anyway?)

Who I'm looking for: Patient people. Seriously, it always takes about a month for me to gather enough people to actually start something on this game, and then I start and half the people aren't around anymore because they got tired of waiting. Don't join if you are going to quit before it starts unless you are bringing me three people to make it a speedier start up. People with a sense of humor. This story is a sexy superhero comedy. There will be jokes, and there will be a lot of them. Creative people. If you are only going to write like a line every post I don't need you, I'm sorry if it sounds cruel, but seriously, it messes up the pace when I have a bunch of people who write whole paragraphs and then there are two people who write little short posts (especially when they get together to do a sex scene and it takes up two pages of posts with "She moaned softly as his hips rocked into hers." "his hips picked up a bit more speed and he cried out softly 'oh baby'."

Blue's Rules for this RP:
1- Share the stage. Remember, everyone is the main character of their own story
2- Don't try to be super god. Seriously, this pretty much fits into the other one. If you have all of these crazy super powers and can do anything, I'll turn it into a plot arc where we hunt you down and kill you.
3- Stick around. This game is likely to have a big cast, and we are likely going to need everyone to stay around so that no one else gets tied down forever waiting for you.
4- Feel free to play more than one character. But only if you think you can handle it. I think that the best number of players for a group thread is between 6 and 8 people, because it's small enough that you can keep track of everything, but not so small that if one person disappears the game comes to a screeching halt as we wait for them or someone to pick up that role. That being said, I think that the optimum number of characters for this game is ridiculously high, because we'll need super heroes, super villains, sidekicks, henchmen, and all of that other stuff. Feel free to create civilians, or bring in heroes or villains who will never show up again.



Now, all of that said, if there is still anyone interested in joining, I look forward to hearing from you.
 
Time for character Skeletons!

Played by: (your screen name goes here)
Name: (Character name)
Alias: (super name)
Appearance: (Obvious)
Age: (Obvious)
Powers: (Obvious)
History: (Obvious)


Time for an example:

Played by: Bluemage
Name: William Power
Alias: Captain Awful
Appearance: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q25/Bubblegum_Priestess/anime%20guys/vialboy.jpg (Only with dark brown hair)
Age: 23
Powers: Gadgetry
History: Will is the son of a well known and successful super villain Maxwell Power (AKA Professor Power). Professor Power regrettably died in one of his heists when his "Tesla Cannon" misfired and turned him into ashes and cinders in a few moments. Will has followed in his father's footsteps, becoming a super villain, but more than that using gadgetry. Unfortunately for him, his gadgets are rarely as successful as his father's and he has never been particularly successful in his goal to be a super villain. He is almost more of a joke around the super community that actually knows him.
 
Played by: FallenSakura
Name: Natsuhi Renge
Alias: Thunder Railgun
Appearance: http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww140/AudraRose88/Lightning.jpg
Age: 22
Powers: Lightning
History: Natsuhi is not very known but her mother sure is, As one of the very few woman who saved the Earth.Mistress Lightning dedicated her life to protecting the world from all super villains.Her greatest enemy always took advantage of her children but with every one of his plans,failure was always meant to be.Not many would speak of Mistress lightning's achievements but none the less,She was a Super heroine.Natsuhi was always proud to be a prodigy and raised herself to one day be like her.Her powers were always getting stronger by the day until she created a new technique.Launching a coin forward with a flick of her fingers,gave her one of the highest reputations among the super heroine class.Thunder Railgun, opposed to her power was a delinquent to say the least.Natsuhi hated her name but still a name to keep her identity a secrete was well worth the price.
 
Well, hello there, Biribiri. I'm wondering what your character's flaws are going to be, because every character needs flaws, and the characters here should be a little extra flawed because of the way the story works.
 
I'd like to keep a ratio of one part S, two parts RP (why do you think there are twice as many letters for RP anyway?)


consider this line stolen

and would there be room for some kind of alien/elderich parasite host?
 
Played by: Little_Red_Rose
Name: Natalie Remedy
Alias: Nate Gatling
Appearance:

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/MatthewWhite150/revyaj2.png

Age: 19
Powers: Agility
History: Natalie's parents were far from the ordinary. They were CIA spies who knew how to hide, how to run and how to fight. Their daughter showed promise and talent by the age of six, being able to play a perfect game with darts. Hitting bulls eye. Every. Single. Time.

It was clear that she was far beyond a normal girl. Her reflexes were absolutely superb. It didn't take long before she was showing a interest in her parents footsteps.

That is until they disappeared when she was barely sixteen.

Three years she had been going through life by herself, working as a very successful mercenary. However, her overconfidence on her abilities was something she had to work on. Seeing how she wouldn't properly analyze situations she got herself into. Her luck so far has gone well, but would that last?


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How's that? Am I welcomed here? :D
 
I like it because it's a super hero type character without what I'd really classify as super powers. She also has a flawed past which could be fun to play with.
 
Played by: deevo
Name: Silas DeBeaumont
Alias: That asshole
Appearance: http://th00.deviantart.net/fs46/300W/f/2009/167/a/d/We__re_takin___it_all__see_by_ph1shf00d.png
Silas is the blonde-haired one, here conspiring with his best friend Reggie to ruin a game of gin rummy.
Age: 28
Powers: A remarkable intellect. He is, for want of a better term, a Magnificent Bastard.
History: Silas DeBeaumont is the most evil man in the world. From his suburban home just outside Ann Arbor, Michigan, he conducts his daily schemes of pure evil on an unsuspecting public. For instance, when the Beverlys moved in next door and asked if they could borrow some skimmed milk, he told them he only had semi-skimmed. But he had skimmed milk all along!

Simon earned his alias over the years as it was usually the first response anyone gave upon discovering his latest evil endeavour. Oh, his plans may not always be the most ambitious, but they are the most ingenious. Slowly dripping discontent and annoyance throughout the day, Silas is playing the long game, ensuring his evil will live on forever!

Oh, and he also has a satellite laser in his backyard.
 
Played by: sallythescorpian
Name: Sue Namee
Alias: Tsunami
Appearance: http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u337/icedragon36/anime girls/RedHairPurpleishRedEyes.jpg
Age: 27
Powers: Ability to send a shockwave, destroying all in its path & telekenesis
History: Susan McNamee, aka Sue Namee was found wandering alone following a massive earthquake. Taken into state care, her parents were never found and she was raised in a series of foster home. She did not become aware of her powers until her mid teens, when she discovered that anger caused her to emit a pulse way of destruction. She later discovered that all strong emotion causes her to do so, to some degree of another, and while she is on a learning curve to try to control them, as yet, she has only a limited degree of success.

sue is a deeply emotional person, and this is a constant struggle, as the deeper her emotion the more severe the pulse waye.
 
If there is room for one more...

Played by: spazmodious
Name: Unknown
Alias: Conundrum
Appearance: Unknown always wears a mask
Age: Unknown
Powers: Conundrum has the ability to warp reality in minor random ways within a 50' radius of himself for short periods of time (usually about 5 minutes) and teleportaion.
History: He became self aware about a year ago,he was in a lab surrounded by odd machines,computers and gizmos of all types,there was a man in a lab coat sitting in a chair apparently dead from a stroke or heart attack of some kind.

As near as he can piece together he was some kind of prototype for a super solder experiment gone wrong somehow.

He does not consider himself a hero or a villain,and in truth he is really more of an anarchist just looking out for himself,though he will go through anyone who gets in his way,he will not kill and has been known to rescue people from burning buildings etc...

He never takes off his mask,and many have wondered if it is even possible for him to do so.

He is also balls out crazy and talks to himself sometimes.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/spazmodious/charaters%20on%20literocita/Bleach_385_Cover___Tousen_Mask_by_E.jpg
 
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