An amusing exercise I ganked from elsewhere...

[BiscuitHammer]

Take one of your stories and describe it as poorly/awkwardly as possible. I'll start.

"Author starts short incest story that mushrooms past thirty eight chapters. Aunt and nephew exhausted from all the additional fucking."

 

[BelleCanzuto]

Author attempts to write mind control story from point of view of person being controlled. It doesn't work.


Edited to add link to said attempt.

 

[lovecraft68]

Author attempts to write 750 word story, surpasses that total in author's disclaimer.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Old-fashioned co-eds go wild. Stay for the scene where Josephine strips naked!

Two women get their hands on a "snake"

Cate helps Callum finish his bucket list

Shy colleagues find love at work

 

[ElectricBlue]

Points awarded to Bramble for a superbly executed quadruple shameless self promotion.

10 10 10 9

"Why didn't you give Bramble the ten, EB?"

"Points off for envy, coz I didn't think of it, and the html will do my head in."

 

[BelleCanzuto]

Old-fashioned co-eds go wild. Stay for the scene where Josephine strips naked!

Two women get their hands on a "snake"

Cate helps Callum finish his bucket list

Shy colleagues find love at work

As EB wrote (paraphrasing) "Bramble ftw"

 

[SimonDoom]

Penis Fish:

Dicks wash up on the beach.

They're not really dicks but pretty marine biologist fucks one of them anyway.

Everybody dies. Well, the dudes, anyway.

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

TLDR, 260k word (so far) saga

.....

 

[Damoiselle]

Artistic woman trying to recover from surgery and a resulting opiate addiction starts having dreams that may or may not kill her.

 

[NotWise]

(for a series)

A diminutive cougar does every nineteen-year-old boy in a three mile radius, and no-one notices -- especially not the girls.

 

[Acktion]

Just how much dumb shit can I interrupt two young lovers with? And which screen did the kitchen sink make an appearance?

Cheap, sleazy male masturbation fodder with multiple women, if it hadn't been longer than their attention spans. Although the cheap laugh at the brick storefront for porn wasn't too Dad Joke.

Well, at least she didn't think it stunk.

Just a turkey of a tale of a little tail.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Author attempts to write mind control story from point of view of person being controlled. It doesn't work.

You, too? Depressingly difficult to do well...

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

(for a series)

A diminutive cougar does every nineteen-year-old boy in a three mile radius, and no-one notices -- especially not the girls.

That description is neither poor nor awkward. It's actually rather elegantly succinct.

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

Two government employees on a tight deadline conduct experiments in physics, biology, and chemistry. Lots of math is done.

 

[RetroFan]

Nasty girl treats her fiancee like she would toilet paper, but its not a scat fetish story - Bridget the Bossy Bridezilla

Nerd in jock's body tries to play football, and it doesn't go very well - Body Swap With Sister's Boyfriend, Chapter 4

Boring guy lusts over insane fat girl - My Best Friend's Crazy Fat Sister

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Analysis of the late-night retail sector in London.
https://www.literotica.com/s/gas-station-guy

Usage of industrial architecture in Birmingham.
https://www.literotica.com/s/switching-at-kinkcon

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Points awarded to Bramble for a superbly executed quadruple shameless self promotion.

10 10 10 9

"Why didn't you give Bramble the ten, EB?"

"Points off for envy, coz I didn't think of it, and the html will do my head in."

What HTML? It a typing a phrase, highlight if and click on the link button, then copy the URL of the story your want to refer too. No HTML required.

Couple has fun in the sun but windup fighting a war. (Yes it's a loving wives story - series)

And seeing as everyone is doing it.

 

[SimonDoom]

Cephalopods. Big, horny cephalopods.

 

[SolarRay]

Every character except for one dies. Deceased narrator manages to recount the tragedy after-the-fact. Some readers may feel conflicted about arousal.

 

[ElectricBlue]

What HTML? It a typing a phrase, highlight if and click on the link button, then copy the URL of the story your want to refer too. No HTML required.

Zeb, I write in .rtf to avoid knowing this stuff, and when I did try it in stories for about six months it constantly went wrong. So when I see clever shit in posts and think, I don't know how to do that, I wait for someone clever to come along and show me how - like you've just done! (I'd put a thumbs up emoji here, but I don't know what the characters are - and is my limit).

Mate, you're talking to someone who listens to vinyl through tube amps and big open baffle speakers because digital and transistors suck, and you want me to understand software? If I lived in 1820 I'd have been burning down cotton mills because Luddites Rule, OK .

See, I can do smiley faces.

EB sits back in his comfy chair, flicks his slippers off and stretches his toes out towards the fire. All the smug young ones can say, "See, I told you he was an old fart." The cat's tail twitches. He's dreaming too.

Carry on!

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

EB sits back in his comfy chair, flicks his slippers off and stretches his toes out towards the fire. All the smug young ones can say, "See, I told you he was an old fart." The cat's tail twitches. He's dreaming too.

But Leslie knows how to get you to play video games with her.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Cephalopods. Big, horny cephalopods.

Sold!

 

[Blind_Justice]

"Space Trucker does his girlfriend's BBC."

A patron pointed me to this gem of a story synopsis of "Express Delivery" (link below) he found on another site's message board. I'm not complaining about free advertising, but the poster should have mentioned the remaining 100k words BEFORE the headline.

 

[VermillionVenusian]

It’s a ghost whorehouse! No, not a whorehouse *for* ghosts. A whorehouse *with* ghosts. As the prostitutes. But they are not the ghosts of sex workers. Just ghosts, that now work as prostitutes. Well, not really “work”, because they don’t get paid. Really, the matter of their sentience is not well defined. At any rate, it was probably a mistake to be posted in Erotic Horror since it’s not really scary—probably should have been Nonhuman. Oh well.

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-veil-2

 

[MelissaBaby]

Boy meets girl.
Boy loses girl.
Girl goes to jail.

https://www.literotica.com/beta/s/my-fall-and-rise-ch-01